Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Bry1313]

Also stop coming in like a troll and trying to ruin something sweet and pure

 

[AmberLGreen]

 

[Bry1313]

Folks, don’t let trolls like @AmberLGreen ruin this magic for you, if you have that secret crush or want help finding one, im here for you and i want to help.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Folks, don’t let trolls like @AmberLGreen ruin this magic for you, if you have that secret crush or want help find, im here for you and i want to help.

If you would like your crush to receive a message where the grammar is absolutely atrocious, then ask @Bry1313 for assistance

 

[Bry1313]

If you would like your crush to receive a message where the grammar is absolutely atrocious, then ask @Bry1313 for assistance

It’s like summoning a succubus only less sexy

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’s like summoning a succubus only less sexy

FFS! The places your imagination takes you just to get to ebone me. It is your dreams that take you there. I really don’t come and fuck you in your sleep.

#sofuckingobsessedwithme

 

[Bry1313]

FFS! The places your imagination takes you just to get to ebone me. It is your dreams that take you there. I really don’t come and fuck you in your sleep.

#sofuckingobsessedwithme

This would be all valid, if you didn’t come to my space. Now if you have an unrequited crush (very likely) I’ll be happy to help. But if you are just gonna troll, well there are other threads and other posters for that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a secret crush. I've sent him a bajillion videos of my Lego City, and even reacts to all of his posts, but he refuses to acknowledge my efforts. What am I doing wrong???

Sincerely,

MindHisBitness

 

[AmberLGreen]

This would be all valid, if you didn’t come to my space. Now if you have an unrequited crush (very likely) I’ll be happy to help. But if you are just gonna troll, well there are other threads and other posters for that.

Very sorry to have intruded. I will leave your space and allow you to get on with assisting others. My deepest apologies for offending you

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a not so secret crush. Can you just get him to move across the country to be my naughty next door neighbor?

Thanks.

 

[Bry1313]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a secret crush. I've sent him a bajillion videos of my Lego City, and even reacts to all of his posts, but he refuses to acknowledge my efforts. What am I doing wrong???

Sincerely,

MindHisBitness

Be sure to add “thinking of you” when you include the videos. And if it’s of a castle, let him know you two would have the perfect room and view in the highest tower.

Also, I suggest telling him you are a “goddess mistress” and that no kink is too weird (I assume that’s the case for you). Good luck and I know love is on the way for you.

 

[Bry1313]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a not so secret crush. Can you just get him to move across the country to be my naughty next door neighbor?

Thanks.

Sadly, that’s a job for the Fed, interest rates remain high, and assuming his current mortgage is under 3%, now remains a terrible time to sell. Might I recommend having lots of “business trips” to his part of town and vice versa while we all wait for the Fed to make selling and buying a more attractive option.

 

[cascadiabound]

Sadly, that’s a job for the Fed, interest rates remain high, and assuming his current mortgage is under 3%, now remains a terrible time to sell. Might I recommend having lots of “business trips” to his part of town and vice versa while we all wait for the Fed to make selling and buying a more attractive option.

You are no help at all. I wasn't even asking for realtor services. Lmao

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a secret crush. I've sent him a bajillion videos of my Lego City, and even reacts to all of his posts, but he refuses to acknowledge my efforts. What am I doing wrong???

Sincerely,

MindHisBitness

I have not received any such videos, try again.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection.

Should I point out that Cyrano never gets the girl for himself, and dies in the final act?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

Hi!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or, if you’re not old

They don’t make themes like they used to.

"Doctor Odyssey?" Do they realize it was called that because Odysseus was the only person on the ship to survive?

Sorry, sorry, off topic. I have no idea why it is so hard for me to find a crush...

 

[MindYaBitness]

"Doctor Odyssey?" Do they realize it was called that because Odysseus was the only person on the ship to survive?

Sorry, sorry, off topic. I have no idea why it is so hard for me to find a crush...

I may be a touch ineligant, some may go so far as to say gauche. However, when I hear Odyssey my brain immediately follows with "you can read the Iliad or the whole Odyssey, but no trojan soldier will hold you like me" -LL Cool J

 

[UnquietDreams]

I may be a touch ineligant, some may go sonfarcas tonsay gauche. However, when I Odyssey my brain immediately follows with "you can read the Iliad or the whole Odyssey, but no trojan soldier will hold you like me" -LL Cool J

The Trojans lost...

Sorry, sorry, I'll stop now. I still have no idea why I can't get a crush...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s like summoning a succubus only less sexy

A whole lotta ucubus, with very little good sucking?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty?

Hi!

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty?

Apropos of nothing, did you see the tacos I posted in S&S?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear @Bry1313

I have a not so secret crush. Can you just get him to move across the country to be my naughty next door neighbor?

Thanks.

I'll come round for tea

I'm a perv. I wanna watch

 

[Bry1313]

Should I point out that Cyrano never gets the girl for himself, and dies in the final act?

Im a giver

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I'll come round for tea

I'm a perv. I wanna watch

Can I drop by for an occasional visit?

I also want to watch, and see if I can get Aussie to sit on my lap