Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[lavendersilk]

I’m a full service match making provider and supporter. I want everyone to find love (or at least really hot casual boning) this holiday season.

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

Then you need to specify it and he will match you up. It's like eHarmony but eLitBony.

 

[Bry1313]

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

I can find a match for that too

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Or, if you’re not old

They don’t make themes like they used to.

I watched an old episode of The Love Boat recently. You definitely could sell that kind of a low-stakes drama today. It would have to be on streaming and nudity would be required. They shouldn't touch the theme though.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I watched an old episode of The Love Boat recently. You definitely could sell that kind of a low-stakes drama today. It would have to be on streaming and nudity would be required. They shouldn't touch the theme though.

Have you watched Doctor Odyssey? It’s not the same but it is trash-tastic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What if I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty?

 

[Bry1313]

What if I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty?

I’ve put that under your profile, when a suitor comes through with taco proclivities and a flattery fetish, I got you.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Have you watched Doctor Odyssey? It’s not the same but it is trash-tastic.

I have not! It does look like a pornier Love Boat actually. I'll give it a look.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

What if I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty?

Sup?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have not! It does look like a pornier Love Boat actually. I'll give it a look.

Nailed it.

 

[Bry1313]

Sup?

Puts that under your file

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

This seems a lot little like an escort service...

Hey! Some of us lack other options, you know!

 

[Mrtenant]

What about Litbucks? … I hear @Mrtenant is a litbucks billionaire.

Maybe one of the questions should be "how much are you willing to pay per hour?" And "do you accept Bitcoin?"

Only way to get paid here.



Also, next year, this will soon become the currency of the land after the dollar crashes.

You heard it here first!

 

[Bry1313]

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

First recommendation sent, I hope you find what you seek.

 

[Bry1313]

Only way to get paid here.

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Also, next year, this will soon become the currency of the land after the dollar crashes.

You heard it here first!

Oh I had a stash of these.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Puts that under your file

Is that in the plus column? Cuz I'll take it.

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh I had a stash of these.

Yea, you want to use that?

Or a Litbuck?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

First recommendation sent, I hope you find what you seek.

 

[Wriggle]

What if they just want casual conversation with the occasional sexy nude pic thrown in? AFAF

We have that already

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection. PM me your crush and let me know how I can help. Additionally if you need help identifying your compatible crush, please fill out the survey and submit and I’ll help identify just the right person for you

If you have a secret crush and want help

• Who is your crush
• would you like it to stay a secret
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread
• why do you like your crush

If you’d like match making support

• What is your gender
• What gender(s) do you seek
• What are your interests
• What are your non-negotiables
• How big is your dick/boobs
• If you were an animal, what would you be
• How often would you like to communicate with your crush
• When are you free to chat with your crush
• Do you send or expect nudes
• Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
• Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
• Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?

If there is anything else I can do to help your lit love life thrive in the coming new year, I’m here. As the person who is target of zero crushes, no one is safer to share with than me to help you out

FFS, the lengths you will go to just to get a PM

I bet your box is still empty, you useless wanker

 

[Bry1313]

FFS, the lengths you will go to just to get a PM

I bet your box is still empty, you useless wanker

I almost hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson

 

[AmberLGreen]

I almost hate you as much as I hate @OrdinaryPerson

There you go again. Not putting in the full effort to hate me the most

 

[Bry1313]

There you go again. Not putting in the full effort to hate me the most

I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction

I have heard you say that to all the ladies

 

[Bry1313]

I have heard you say that to all the ladies

And I deliv…….wait, scratch that.