Sex: Accidental Sightings

[malinborn]

Never saw anyone doing the full act but I heard my brother and his wife doing it... then heard something no little sister needs to hear about her brother

"Oh god..stop stop ow ow ow.. you're too big.. you're hurting me.. stop!"

Malin.... be quiet!

i don't know What you're talking about

Now, I have participated in a game of Adult truth or dare where I watched and participated in oral sex while others watched..

i SO wanted to be at that party!

 

[Shankara20]

I saw panda's doing it in Youtube sourcing something for Miss Rose.

Oh my http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/22.gif

I watched two giant sea turtles do it once.


I 'd when he started to grunt as he came





I wonder if my morning tea is ready now.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Fourteen, high school sophomore, came home from school to find my nineteen-year-old brother and his girlfriend (both attending the local junior college) banging in his bedroom with the door wide open. I guess they didn't realize I would be home that early. I dropped my stuff in my room and went back into the hall to watch for a while. Got a pretty good education but the most prominent thought I had - when she was riding him - was that she didn't have enough ass to spank. I did slide back into my room and wank furiously.

 

[myinnerslut]

.....

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

Yeah, I have one. Last year my roommate and her boyfriend came back after partying and did it while they thought I was sleeping. Heard the entire thing, but luckly chose not to watch (two incredibly unattractive people). Needless to say we did not get along, and after I moved into another room, I started telling all of my friends (and some of our mutual friends) about it just to spite her.

Oh, and did I mention that her boyfriend happened to be her former high school history teacher?

Classy lady, that fucking ugly bitch. So glad I'll never see her again.

 

[be_ignited]

Yeah, I have one. Last year my roommate and her boyfriend came back after partying and did it while they thought I was sleeping. Heard the entire thing, but luckly chose not to watch (two incredibly unattractive people). Needless to say we did not get along, and after I moved into another room, I started telling all of my friends (and some of our mutual friends) about it just to spite her.

I had the same problem with my roommate my freshman year in college. She and her boyfriend would routinely have sex while they thought I was sleeping. My least favorite instance was the 7 am monday morning sex wake-up call when I didn't have class til 11. She also made a habit of stealing my condoms and then denying it when I confronted her about it. I got my revenge though: I had sex on her bed.

 

[Krinaia]

Geez and i thought i had it bad with the soft core phone sex and the condom i stepped in in the shower... oh and let's not forget when he would call at two or three in the morning to say good night - interrupting my six to four hours of sleep. i hated that bitch.

 

[lushlucid]

gotta love roomates

 

[bridgeburner]

As thread starter I suppose it falls to me to guide things to whatever degree. I always forget that --- which is why I rarely start threads. I'm looking for positive/interesting experiences, not irritants that provoke passive aggression or horror.

Let's revel in the "freebies" that the world around us provides. The clandestine touch, the suggestive disarray, the unexpectedly sexy and the out and out lascivious.

 

[bridgeburner]

I watched two giant sea turtles do it once.


I 'd when he started to grunt as he came

SHANK,

Ah, yes, the visceral response to animal copulation. I'd have blushed too. Hell, just thinking about it made me blush. I think people accept that watching stallions and bulls brought to stud can be pretty hot --- not in a "Oooh, now I'm into bestiality" way, but in a primal sexual urge way --- but I think most people don't generally think of sex between dogs or cats or birds or turtles or whatever as provoking the same response.

A grunting turtle is perhaps only sexy to me because it makes me think of a grunting gnome at crisis and that appeals to my sense of the twisted, but I find that a dog going at it speaks to my sense of the absurd in a similar way. That comical, desperate, single-minded oof!oof!oof!uuuuhhhh..... that is sleazy and unlovely and sexy as hell all the same.

I spent a good twenty minutes once watching a pair of ducks mating. The Drake would bite the back of the female's neck and push her head under water while he mounted her.

 

[Netzach]

Ducks are the non con fetishists' wet dream. Procreation almost solely via gangbang. No romantic crane dance anthropomorphism there.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Ducks are the non con fetishists' wet dream. Procreation almost solely via gangbang. No romantic crane dance anthropomorphism there.

Whales and lions work that way too.. each male trying to force the sperm of the previous suitor out and his in.

 

[sureibu]

She also made a habit of stealing my condoms and then denying it when I confronted her about it. I got my revenge though: I had sex on her bed.

Revenge would have been poking holes in the condoms that were left to be stolen.

 

[the captians wench]

I've never seen actual booty happening but I've lived in enough in apartments to have HEARD sex happening. My previous neighbor never lasted very long. He was very attractive but no stamina!

My favorite though are the cars slightly steamed or parked mysteriously far away from all other cars at the movie theater - been inside of a few of those myself

I had one neighbor under me who was really active. The one time he went at it with a chick who wasn't afraid to be heard...well he got more vocal and wenchie ended up having a bit of fun too.

You know, I'm extreamly vocal, and I don't try to hide what I'm doing, even durring pain play when I was wailing. Some times I wonder if (well okay I'm pretty sure they hear me *giggles*) but I wonder what they think and if any one plays along.

 

[be_ignited]

Revenge would have been poking holes in the condoms that were left to be stolen.

Now that's just plain Evil! and BRILLIANT!

 

[Krinaia]

I remember once when I was in middle school and waiting for the morning bus - a flock of ducks was across the street doing the nasty. It was humiliating as the boys were all hooting and whooping at wiggling their eyebrows and glancing at us two girls and giggling nervously. And we were just trying not to look and turning red. Finally one of the boys threw a rock in their direction - I think to break the sexual tension that none of us knew how to handle.

And that reminds me - has anyone else seen the video of the dolphin humping a tourist?

 

[Krinaia]

I don't have any more human on human stories - unless we count not just exposure of our naughty bits.

i was at dinner with a male friend once at an Applebee's and this couple came in and sat near us but in a booth that was rather secluded and out of the way - I think only I had a clear view of them. This couple was young - younger than us, so earlier twenties or late teens. And they obviously knew the waiter. I was watching them as we were talking about normal mundane things and suddenly I notice the girls halter top has slipped and she's NOT wearing a bra becuase I can completely see her nipple. And her boyfriend notices but doesn't say anything and the waiter notices but doesn't say anything. And I definitely notice and dont say anything. And I serriptiously tell my friend - who I know to be equally kinky - and he looks and goes all googly eyed. And has to contain himself not to turn around and keep on staring.

Poor girl never did notice and no one ever told her. When she stood up - her shirt straightened itself out.

I'm not sure what it says about the rest of our characters for not saying but i sort of figure if you wear loose clothing like that with no bra - you deserve what you get. Mostly because you're courting disaster.

 

[Hawkslady66]

Ah Accidental sightings...2 things stand out in my mind. Our cat dragging a condom out of my daughter's bedroom much to her dismay and my amusement...did she really think I didn't know? The boyfriend still can't look me in the eye of course that could be because I can't help giggling.

And a warning to any prospective brides or potential wearers of strapless dresses. Tight is good...loose is bad. If you can breath its not tight enough witness the bride whose dress ended up around her waist as she was bouncing around the dance floor and yes it was a very large wedding. Thankfully it was later in the night and most of the grandparents had gone home

 

[JMohegan]

I'm looking for positive/interesting experiences, not irritants that provoke passive aggression or horror.

Jogging through a public park one evening, I glanced across a wide patch of grass and noticed the silhouette of a man standing, hands on hips, pants obviously unzipped - with a woman kneeling in front, mouth clearly engaged, one hand busy on the equipment, one hand busy down her skirt.

She heard me and pulled back in alarm.

Though I couldn't hear it, he must have said something to her. She covered her face with both hands, tilting the palms out at the bottom to permit access to her mouth, and then leaned forward to finish the job.

I chuckled and continued on my way.

 

[graceanne]

I've definately 'heard' people have sex. Once, when my mom was living with us, I had her ask us to close the door when we're having sex - the door was closed. After that we played the radio and ran two fans when we had sex. How embarrassing.

I can't recall any times I've seen people having sex. If it happened it didn't stick in my mind.

Once me and K were going at it in the car, and afterward I looked and saw their was someone outside the CLOSED gas station in the lot next to us, smoking a cigarette and watching us. I was so ticked, cause K'd seen them too. You can tell which if us has voyeuristic tendencies.

 

[EmpressFi]

When Malin and I were first dating... I was up for a visit and I was sitting in the dining room and he comes in to the kitchen, his mom calls him over and he leans down. She whispers something and he turns beet red. I thought it was about the hickies he had over his chest. He walked over to me, leaned down, and with his now familiar smirk, whispers... "Mom says you have to be quiet.. you're waking everyone at night."

Yep... I was .. mortified

 

[Krinaia]

way to make an impression on the parental units!!

i once was being forced to orgasm while bound, and thinking we were alone - was screaming my pleasure - when a pillow was slammed over my head, but being as far gone as i was, i just sunk teeth into it and kept my pace. turns out his roommate and her parents had just shown up and he could hear them in the living room and knew they could hear what was happening. oops.

 

[EmpressFi]

way to make an impression on the parental units!!

i once was being forced to orgasm while bound, and thinking we were alone - was screaming my pleasure - when a pillow was slammed over my head, but being as far gone as i was, i just sunk teeth into it and kept my pace. turns out his roommate and her parents had just shown up and he could hear them in the living room and knew they could hear what was happening. oops.

Yes.. made quite the impression..but not as much as her walking into our bedroom and seeing the ropes still tied to headboard....

 

[Sleeper5L]

Oh I practically had my top off once in a mostly deserted movie theater making out with this guy... i did manage to keep his hand out from under my skirt by i know i wuold have flashed bra a few times if anyone had been there to see it.

i wonder if the guy in the reel booths can see anything...

i work part time in a cinema and yes, you CAN see everything.....

 

[Homburg]

I spent a good twenty minutes once watching a pair of ducks mating. The Drake would bite the back of the female's neck and push her head under water while he mounted her.

I remember watching some sort of Discovery special on Nurse Sharks or Lemon Sharks or somesuch, and was just fasciated by the sexual patterns. The female would wander into shallow water when ready to mate, and wait for males. Smaller males would come by and attempt the mating dance with her. Said dance involved basically combat, and the objective was to get a solid bite on a pectoral fin and drag her off to deeper waters to mate.

She'd judge the small ones too unimpressive to mate with and general kick their asses. Then the big alpha male shark shows up, and suddenly she is the one dancing for him. He moves in with lightning speed and there is no mock combat. His teeth close on her fins and she surrenders. She is dragged off to deeper waters and fucked bloody, as only a shark can apparently.

Utterly hot. I've told this story a few times during foreplay, and always gotten very visceral responses. Very D/s dynamic.