EmpressFi
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Netzach said:Ducks are the non con fetishists' wet dream. Procreation almost solely via gangbang. No romantic crane dance anthropomorphism there.
THAT is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time..I especially loved the min-pin with the pink panther stuffy.EmpressFi said:
bridgeburner said:Saw a couple of young lovers on a park bench the other day. He was clearly very into her and she seemed a bit hesitant or reluctant or something. I dunno, but he was stroking her hair and leaning up to nuzzle her neck or kiss her cheek and she wasn't being very accomodating. Not in an active "Don't touch/kiss me" way, but sort of a sullen, "God you annoy me but I'm your girlfriend and I guess I'm supposed to let you do this" sort of way.
Anyway, She does have her arm draped over one of his legs as she faces forward and he sits beside her. He's angled toward her a bit so he can importune her but his outside leg is bouncing up and down, up and down, up and down and I notice that he's got a raging hard on. The bouncing of his leg is jostling his package and her arm isn't quite touching him but every once in awhile he sort of scoots his butt forward to try and shift her arm so that he can touch her with his dick.
It was all increadibly juvenile but I could feel the urgency in it and it made me angry for both of them. Sure, he was good looking, but, what a dork he must be if he's still trying to surreptitiously dry-hump girls on public benches who he ought to be more straightforward with. I wasn't nearly as annoyed by him as I was by her, though. She was plain and sullen and here was this guy who was clearly desperate for her and she couldn't just jack him off or say no instead and shove him off. I wanted someone to come and take her in hand so our desperate dorky Romeo could get his nut.
Krinaia said:i just had an "omg, i'm such a freaking loser" moment when i thought, awww i wish someone was that into me. i need to get laid.
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