Sex and Drugs

[SlickTony]

I've had nitrous oxide approximately 3 times--once at the dentist, once during childbirth, and a few times in New Orleans--you used to be able to buy a trio or a box of ampoules and a balloon in some of the t-shirt shops in the French Quarter. Does anybody know if you can still do that now? I'll bet you can't.

 

[Guest]

 

[scheherazade_79]

Ganja - for slow, sensual, slightly kinky sex, nothing can beat it.

 

[NoJo]

Aye to that. But it certainly doesn't improve my performance. Unless she's into guys whose sexual technique consists of gggiling and going "wow!"

 

[maggot420]

I say none because it is the biggest high, Coke sex is odd, too hyper and want to get it over, opium bad-ass and thats me, need hospital, alchohol horny but want get off, and it WILL take time, pot I want to eat, just eat and not cock or pussy, mescaline I am bored, mushrooms hyper, acid I am distracted, heroine is already an orgasm. :| I could go on, done it all once, not now, reality is BEST, alcohol warms, but not too much, not too much

what she said

 

[yui]

what she said

Then you've lead an interesting life, too, M.

 

[Guest]

Aye to that. But it certainly doesn't improve my performance. Unless she's into guys whose sexual technique consists of gggiling and going "wow!"

Wow! my #2 fantasy. P.

 

[NoJo]

Wow! my #2 fantasy. P.

scat is my number two fantasy.

 

[Guest]

scat is my number two fantasy.

I knew I should have used a diffirent digit.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I love nitrous oxide. I mean, if I could have it for an hour a day, I would be a completely happy person. My brain shuts off and I just go into complete, uninhibited creativity. Then the oxygen comes on and I go on my merry way with no hangover, no nothing. Waah! I want some.

I can't find a dentist who uses it any more, and I've tried. I think there must have been some big lawsuits or something.

Nitrous is amazing stuff. Things still hurt but you just don't care, and so they don't bother you. All the apprehension and fear and mental images of him ripping your gums out are gone. It makes you realize how much of pain in actually in your mind.

Strangely enough, nitrous oxide is also an intercellular comunication chemical. Male erections are mediated by a nitrous oxide pathway, and Viagra and other Anti-ED drugs work by blocking the enzyme that destroys nitrous oxide down there in the tube farm.

Inhaling nitrous has no effect on erections though. And it's no good for picking up dental hygeinists either.

---dr.M.

 

[shereads]

I can't find a dentist who uses it any more, and I've tried. I think there must have been some big lawsuits or something.

Nitrous is amazing stuff. Things still hurt but you just don't care, and so they don't bother you. All the apprehension and fear and mental images of him ripping your gums out are gone. It makes you realize how much of pain in actually in your mind.

Strangely enough, nitrous oxide is also an intercellular comunication chemical. Male erections are mediated by a nitrous oxide pathway, and Viagra and other Anti-ED drugs work by blocking the enzyme that destroys nitrous oxide down there in the tube farm.

Inhaling nitrous has no effect on erections though. And it's no good for picking up dental hygeinists either.

---dr.M.

Nitrous oxide, still available at finer dental establishments, creates exactly the same sensation as nitrogen narcosis or "rapture of the deep," experienced by scuba divers as the urge to spit out the regulator and laugh about how silly water looks from inside.



If you can't find a dentist in your area who offers nitrous, it might be worth your while to arrange for a PADI-certified dentist to meet you in the Gulf Stream at a depth of 90 feet or so.

 

[shereads]

Tony,

Nitrous is also the propellant used in canned whipped cream. You used to be able to buy commercial grade kits for just such a purpose ("Wippet" brand, but the spelling may be off) that included the ampules and a reusable can. I don't know if they're available anymore - it's been twenty some years since I worked in restaurants (back in college days). However, we well aware of the alternative uses.

Under no circumstances should you fill a balloon with the contents of a Whippit cannister at the request of the person driving the car in which you are a passenger.

 

[Guest]

Under no circumstances should you fill a balloon with the contents of a Whippit cannister at the request of the person driving the car in which you are a passenger.

however, if you are the driver, go ahead.