sex on the wedding night?

[bobsgirl]

which left him with the dimlema: do I go for it or put it through the uprights

...And the kick is...WIDE TO THE LEFT! He shoulda made it...

Mr Wag, have we sufficiently beaten this particular horse to an early grave?

 

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[CorsetLvr]

Does getting married at a swinger party count? We gave new meaning to the custom of kissing the bride for good luck. And no, there was no "dollar dance." That would have been slightly illegal.

 

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[Eilan]

which left him with the dimlema: do I go for it or put it through the uprights

It's up, and it's good!

 

[M's girl]

scalywag: yes, well, the stress of a full year's work of organizing a big fucking party for 180 of your nearest & dearest plus greeting all of 'em plus doing a few shots of tequila w/ college friends plus a few other drinks, such as the champagne i brought along or the complimentary champagne & strawberries in the hotel room and you'd probably be just a bit fatigued yourself.

ed

Excuses, excuses, excuses.....

Never been married so should not even speak here I guess. But I agree with Bi... guess we feel left out.

So..... I would definately want to have sex on my wedding night! I will probably never get married so I'll be rehearsing forever..

 

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[silverwhisper]

corsetluvr: if it's a legally-binding marriage, i don't see why not. i'll admit i didn't have that in mind at the time, but then again, i guess that in your case, we already know the answer? :>

scalywag: we didn't have that option available. :>

ed

 

[CorsetLvr]

the poll did not ask if the married couple had sex with each other, so yeah it should count, as long as you both had sex with someone.

Oh yeah, that too. After all, the bride gets the first dance.

The bad part was not having any pics to show the family of the reception. Most of those that were taken how me with a bottle of champagne in one hand while licking wedding cake icing off various body parts of the guests or my hubby.

 

[CorsetLvr]

corsetluvr: if it's a legally-binding marriage, i don't see why not. i'll admit i didn't have that in mind at the time, but then again, i guess that in your case, we already know the answer? :>

scalywag: we didn't have that option available. :>

ed

I'm sure it was just an over sight on your part.

 

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[bobsgirl]

not yet, at this point it's still tied up. what about ovetime?

Overtime? Well, I'm amenable to that, as long as I get the ball(s) first!

 

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[Eilan]

Overtime? Well, I'm amenable to that, as long as I get the ball(s) first!

Ball control and field position are important whether you're in overtime or not.

 

[bobsgirl]

so, Bob wins the coin flip and gets the first offensive drive of overtime. bobsgirls kicks off, and pins him deep in his own end.

Cool! I've always wanted to use a strap on! Don't tell MrB--he already thinks Lit is giving me weird ideas.

 

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[silverwhisper]

if bobsgirl were into BD/SM, that would add new meaning to the expression "smashmouth football"... :>

ed

 

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[bisexplicit]

bisexplicit: you know, some of us are probably the same age as, if not older than, your parents.

Yes, but the key thing is you are /not/ my parents.

I don't care if anyone has sex as long as its not someone related to me. People related to me are not allowed to have sex 'cause it is icky and wrong.

 

[bobsgirl]

Yes, but the key thing is you are /not/ my parents.

I don't care if anyone has sex as long as its not someone related to me. People related to me are not allowed to have sex 'cause it is icky and wrong.

I hear ya on that one. Especially if it concerns my children. There are some things a mother doesn't need to know.

 

[midwestyankee]

Cool! I've always wanted to use a strap on! Don't tell MrB--he already thinks Lit is giving me weird ideas.

He only thinks that Lit is giving you new ideas?

 

[bobsgirl]

He only thinks that Lit is giving you new ideas?

True. I used to be a mild-mannered midwestern housewife. Now I'm thinking of lassoing his cute ass and riding sidesaddle.

 

[midwestyankee]

True. I used to be a mild-mannered midwestern housewife. Now I'm thinking of lassoing his cute ass and riding sidesaddle.

Well, then....grab that horn and buck that bronco!