Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m anti-PSL. Too sweet. An iced americano with one pump of pumpkin in it is good though.

Hot apple cider from the orchard is where it’s at though. Doesn’t get much better than that.

(i jest, i like cider too. Especially with booze)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone remember me talking about the sexy arborist??
He’s been here all day with his crew, cutting down trees.
When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

I’ve been in fantasy land all day.

If I remember my Penthouse Forum correctly then yes absolutely.

You must also be walking around the house in something that shows off your ample cleavage and a hint of ass cheek.

 

[lavendersilk]

When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

Yes. But everyone does so it's a given.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. But everyone does so it's a given.

She’s not wrong though.

 

[SWR101]

Whenever we go to Starbucks my husband gets whatever newest fanciest sweetest coffee abomination that they’re offering

When I go to Starbucks, I use the parking lot to make a u turn to go to the other shop I missed…0

 

[SWR101]

Yes. But everyone does so it's a given.

No inaccurate…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone remember me talking about the sexy arborist??
He’s been here all day with his crew, cutting down trees.
When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

I’ve been in fantasy land all day.

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Especially if it was hot and buttered.

 

[morelikeasong]

(i jest, i like cider too. Especially with booze)

I’ve never been more attracted to Ned Flanders

Also, yes… cinnamon whiskey with apple cider is one of my favorites

 

[morelikeasong]

If I remember my Penthouse Forum correctly then yes absolutely.

You must also be walking around the house in something that shows off your ample cleavage and a hint of ass cheek.

No cheeks but yes cleavage

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Anyone remember me talking about the sexy arborist??
He’s been here all day with his crew, cutting down trees.
When he arrived at 7:30 this morning he brought me a muffin. That means he wants to fuck me, right?

I’ve been in fantasy land all day.

Reminds me of when I got trees trimmed. Something about a guy climbing a tree with a chainsaw... Hmmm

 

[morelikeasong]

Reminds me of when I got trees trimmed. Something about a guy climbing a tree with a chainsaw... Hmmm

It’s so hot. There’s a crew of 6 of them here. At least 3 of them are hot.

Oh, how my mind wanders…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@crazychemgirl this is the one I saved for you
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

No cheeks but yes cleavage

From a tree that works better than asscheeks anyway

 

[Whiskeyjack]

How on earth do you remember posts from January?? I can't remember things that happened yesterday.

 

[SWR101]

It’s so hot. There’s a crew of 6 of them here. At least 3 of them are hot.

Oh, how my mind wanders…

Breathe, it’ll be okay, at least one of them wants to ravage you, but let the poor men work before you try to get them to “work”

 

[Silver_Arrow]

i just showed this to hubby the other day

Early 2000s at its finest

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Reminds me of when I got trees trimmed. Something about a guy climbing a tree with a chainsaw... Hmmm

I own a chainsaw and use it to cut trees and buildings that are on fire

 

[morelikeasong]

Breathe, it’ll be okay, at least one of them wants to ravage you, but let the poor men work before you try to get them to “work”

I think I need a drink.

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[SWR101]

I think I need a drink.

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After your last posts on your thread, I think I do too… probably a stiff one pus intended

 

[Bry1313]

Reminds me of when I got trees trimmed. Something about a guy climbing a tree with a chainsaw... Hmmm

I’ve witnessed many thirsty days by you, but the day your tree crew was there was thirstiest you’ve ever been.

You that day

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[Otis_Ravelli]

Yes. But everyone does so it's a given.

I'm sure we can prove this with statistics. Hands up everyone who wants to fuck @morelikeasong

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you're going to cryptically throw shade about some past post, could you at least have the decency to link it like Kitty did? Some of us have no idea what you're talking about

I've learned to ignore 'whine'

 

[Bry1313]

I'm sure we can prove this with statistics. Hands up everyone who wants to fuck @morelikeasong

https://media1.tenor.com/m/vHFcYNY6F8YAAAAC/hands-up-raise-hand.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure we can prove this with statistics. Hands up everyone who wants to fuck @morelikeasong

Self selection bias makes this totally unreliable.

That being said, I’ve walked some miles and would enjoy them curves.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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