Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

What makes gravy chunky? I'm assuming that's different to lumpy gravy... Because I can't imagine anyone WANTING clods of gravy flour exploding unexpectedly in their mouth

Goblet chunks…. Apparently

 

[morelikeasong]

@crazychemgirl

 

[UnquietDreams]

Still.

No use crying over it...

Oh, I love you so fucking much right now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

I do believe this is the first I've heard you

 

[SWR101]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

Welcome to the continuation of the season that requires just underwear in the morning and a full immersion into an ice bath that melts almost instantly in the afternoon…

 

[lavendersilk]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

Welcome to wearing shorts because it is 90°F and then freezing to death in an air conditioned building all day.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s been a full week since my last mental breakdown, so I am due…

I mean, at our age, isn't one a week considered a healthy average? *hugs*

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Morning all! Hope my favorite birdwatching enthusiasts are having a great start to the day.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you ever want to summon a road crew to start jackhammering the street outside your house, just say the magic words, "I think I'll take a nap."

 

[Qky75]

Lol my city started no less than a dozen road projects...within 3weeks of University and public schools opening

 

[Wriggle]

Welcome to wearing shorts because it is 90°F and then freezing to death in an air conditioned building all day.

Work harder

 

[Wriggle]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

2 things....
Is it sped up?
Are you eating cereal at the end?

 

[Qky75]

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[LupineOne]

Such beauty. It’s so relaxing for my soul being here

 

[__Nathan1968]

So, this morning I went to the grocery store for a couple things. Not a full shop, mostly just needed milk.

Opened the trunk to get the bags and the gallon of milk fell right out, crashing and exploding on my garage floor.

At least it was on the garage floor, and not in the back of your car. Milk in the upholstery is a nightmare.

Did I ever tell the story about the time I went out to my car in the parking garage on like wed or thurs, since I was biking to work at the time, and found the 3 pound bag of (previously) frozen shrimp from Sunday’s grocery trip? Evidently I missed a bag when unloading the groceries.

 

[crazychemgirl]

2 things....
Is it sped up?
Are you eating cereal at the end?

No… no I’m not. I’m walking my dog lol

 

[Qky75]

No… no I’m not. I’m walking my dog lol

Pfffs every guy in here knows that code phrase

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Anybody else?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anybody else? View attachment 2386891

Absolutely…, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

 

[lavendersilk]

1999 was a hot movie year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

 

[Wriggle]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

In Atomic Blonde she has a French lover - those two

 

[Qky75]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

Alyson Hannigan and Elliot Page! ... for just a million little things