Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

Golf tee???? It's so tiny, what's the point?

That is exactly what I was thinking… why bother?

I still don’t have any idea. Maybe it was part of something bigger? He was unable to explain himself. And his wife couldn’t stop laughing.

A bunch of drunken golfers sitting around the clubhouse after playing 18… “Hey, I bet Steve isn’t man enough to shove this right up his own ass!”…

Just a theory…

 

[BrendaBear]

Was she teeing off from his butt?

Oh look! I hole in one!

Spankings with ping pong paddles? Hell no! I’m using a 9 iron!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

My dad was a paramedic for 37 years. Door knob was always his favorite story,

 

[Amanda330]

My dad was a paramedic for 37 years. Door knob was always his favorite story,

That just sounds painful... Not to yuck anyone's yum... for doorknobs, of course.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That just sounds painful... Not to yuck anyone's yum... Of doorknobs, of course.

I’m not judging no one. But according to him it was still on the door and they had to detach it before transport. So I’ll judge that bit of stupidity.

 

[LupineOne]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

Golf tee? That’s not the kind of stroke either of them needs to work on in that situation.

 

[Apisto42]

Fingers crossed for you she stays negative. The isolating is the worst. But more time to hang out with us.

Yeah, this is weird. But we’re connected through Alexa.

Wearing a mask to help take care of her for a few things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hate that. Hate the fear.

That has immobilised me for days sometimes. And 99.9% of the time. It is painless.

Yep 100%

 

[BrendaBear]

I've been putting off a phone call I was dreading for 3 days. I just made it, it took 45 seconds, and it was relatively painless.
Now I'm already dreading the next phone call I have to make and it'll probably go just the same.

I hate that. Hate the fear.

That has immobilized me for days sometimes. And 99.9% of the time. It is painless.

Yep 100%

Wow... I'm in good company!

 

[Bbl87]

Always. Flanged toys. You did not fall on that wine bottle. Or the coke bottle. Or my favorite— golf tee. Wtf.

I believe your suggestion.

But would also appreciate an example, and demonstration of its use. For purely educational purposes of course.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Anyone in the St Louis area looking to expand their education:



I don’t know if it is accredited.

 

[Bbl87]

Anyone in the St Louis area looking to expand their education:

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I don’t know if it is accredited.

I'm actually headed down there in a month. Unfortunately, I can't fit it into the itinerary, but now I want to.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Anyone in the St Louis area looking to expand their education:

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I don’t know if it is accredited.

Oh, you found my ex's life coaching business

 

[MedicalMuse]

I believe your suggestion.

But would also appreciate an example, and demonstration of its use. For purely educational purposes of course.

Mmhm.

 

[Apisto42]

Anyone in the St Louis area looking to expand their education:

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I don’t know if it is accredited.

Do they offer a PhD? Piled higher & deeper?

I stopped at More Shit, but I’ve always thought about getting that PhD for shits n giggles.

 

[Bbl87]

Mmhm.

I'm glad you appreciate my dedication to learning and knowledge.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm glad you appreciate my dedication to learning and knowledge.

I’m a willing teacher

 

[Bbl87]

I’m a willing teacher

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[crazychemgirl]

So shenanigang … skittles or m&m’s??

Is there a right way to eat multicoloured snacks?

 

[BrendaBear]

So shenanigang … skittles or m&m’s??

M&Ms

Is there a right way to eat multicoloured snacks?

Orally?

 

[HeavyBalls]

So shenanigang … skittles or m&m’s??

Is there a right way to eat multicoloured snacks?

M&M's

Specifically peanut, and peanut butter varieties.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is there a right way to eat M&Ms multicoloured snacks?

Yes - to eat them with someone who melts your heart, and melts in your hand(s).

Addendum… it is also okay if they get hard in your hands… just sayin’

 

[LupineOne]

So shenanigang … skittles or m&m’s??

Is there a right way to eat multicoloured snacks?

M&Ms. Always. Peanut or peanut butter.

Nope, they’re snacks!

 

[crazychemgirl]

M&Ms. Always. Peanut or peanut butter.

Nope, they’re snacks!

I’m so horrified to discover that not everyone eats their multicolour snacks by colour.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m so horrified to discover that not everyone eats their multicolour snacks by colour.

Sometimes I do, especially if they’re consistent flavors too, like Haribo gummy bears.
But M&Ms? Nah.