Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

I’m okay with that cover charge, I think it’s a fair trade

 

[Qky75]

Yep yep yep! Me too! I consider myself a pretty good cook and it's just one of those things I cannot figure out!!!

Gnocchi are one of those things that I've tried so many times to make and have just finally given up and get store bought

It's like stuff with masa.....I will punch the next jerk who says "it's a feel thing"

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's like stuff with masa.....I will punch the next jerk who says "it's a feel thing"

Well, with masa it's really more a feel...

Not the face! Not the face!

 

[crazychemgirl]

so… anyone get humped today?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so… anyone get humped today?

No. How bout you?

 

[Qky75]

I had awkward thirsty texts without productivity but I got some heart emojis...that totally counts

 

[UnquietDreams]

so… anyone get humped today?

Nope. Nix. Never.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had awkward thirsty texts without productivity but I got some heart emojis...that totally counts

I live for the heart emojis. I used to only want to see those little red numbers pop up, but once they added the reaction emojis? Gamechanger

 

[LKincaid42]

That's a terrible attitude. There's a covercharge for at this Discoteca, and that would be one orgasm, or no entry. Give me mine and I might give you yours.

That cover charge sounds more than reasonable to me, I'll abide by it and gladly take a "might."

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_744,ar_5:4/v1/img/recipes/90/54/QgpKo1rxQpSiZmN5F5jj_untitled-4303.jpgI'm just going to park this here...


And no, no humps of any kind today. Alas!

 

[MindYaBitness]

so… anyone get humped today?

A couple times. You?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A couple times. You?

Braggart!

 

[SWR101]

so… anyone get humped today?

No

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A couple times. You?

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[MidwestPrincess23]

so… anyone get humped today?

Nope… did not

 

[UnquietDreams]

A couple times. You?

I am happy for you! Go you! And lucky fella!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nope. Nix. Never.

And no, no humps of any kind today. Alas!

No

Nope… did not

Big group hug, team. We made it. The day is almost over. Now we can all masturbate together. Unquiet, can you create the group chat?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I am happy for you! Go you! And lucky fella!

Wait... she didn't say it was a fella

 

[UnquietDreams]

Big group hug, team. We made it. The day is almost over. Now we can all masturbate together. Unquiet, can you create the group chat?

Unfortunately, I have to work tonight, and if the words "masturbating at work" ends up on yet another evaluation, it may get uncomfortable in the lunchroom again.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Braggart!

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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uh-hem, don't misgender me. That's Mrs. Fancy Pants to you!

 

[Qky75]

Not all Q's are created equal

Damn straight!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

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[Qky75]

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

Not as good as telling my friend I only thought I loved fried chicken until Kim jong un kicked colonel sanders ass