Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

House is one of my favorite characters ever created

Really cracked up in the episode where the girl gets a tick on her pussy

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have coffee and boobs....?

those trump banana muffins every time!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Really cracked up in the episode where the girl gets a tick on her pussy

 

[LupineOne]

Do you have food to share?

Marry me?

My little red riding hood

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hi, my name is V, and I'm a recovering wowaholic.
Now, take it from someone who knows;
https://media1.tenor.com/m/H16cNVT0DpAAAAAd/don%27t-do-it-don%27t.gif

Wow.

Wait. Shit.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I know. Shenanigans is a dangerous place today.

I can only take so much heartache. More like ShenaniNEVERigans.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[hotcarl2785]

I have coffee and boobs....?

Winner

 

[UnquietDreams]

How about if I make you a fresh egg and cheddar on homemade sourdough?

Marry me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

seems like a lot of weddings being planned today...

 

[Terrylipstick]

Really cracked up in the episode where the girl gets a tick on her pussy

I got one on the tip of my dick once…. Not cool at all.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got one on the tip of my dick once…. Not cool at all.

Fucking TMI bro …. Hail Satan.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nothing but betrayals here.

Are you unaware of where you are?


FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

200 pages until awards.

 

[Bry1313]

Are you unaware of where you are?


FIFY

I’m loyal, kind and innocent, so sometimes my naïveté makes me vulnerable

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m loyal, kind and innocent, so sometimes my naïveté makes me vulnerable

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have coffee and boobs....?

https://imgur.com/a/IZ8PM38

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://imgur.com/a/IZ8PM38

She said…

COFFEE AND BOOBS

 

[Whiskeyjack]

She said…

COFFEE AND BOOBS

I need details.
What kind of coffee?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need details.
What kind of coffee?

Well… you weren’t asking me but my coffee this morning (as every morning)

dark roast drip with a teaspoon of honey and some vanilla oat creamer …

Then at work I have a 24oz iced coffee with a scoop of vanilla protein powder

 

[Bry1313]

If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..

I’d haunt Trump, I’d hide his bronzer, lifts and spanx and just have the audio of Fox News calling the 2020 election barely audible playing in his ear constantly.

So ends my foray into politics.

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..

My best friend is 8 years younger than me so I told her I would haunt her when/if I go before her.

Edited to add: Most days I would help her find things she is missing, but every once in a while I would open all of her kitchen cabinets.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I usually take a 32 oz. thermos of coffee to work when I'm in the schools, and that lasts me most of the day. I put enough sugar and half-and-half in it to make it taste as little like coffee as possible. I don't care for the taste of coffee, but it's an excellent vehicle for caffeine and sugar.

As for who I'd haunt, I'll go with my redneck neighbor. His backyard abuts my backyard and it's just a wild collection of car parts, stolen road signs, junk that I have no idea what it is, and that's just the stuff I can see - he's also got 5 or 6 dilapidated sheds back there holding god-knows-what (probably drugs, stolen carburetors, or all of the illegal fireworks he always seems to be setting off). Plus, he always seems to have something on fire in his yard.

I'd poltergeist the fuck out of him. None of this namby-pamby stealing the last puzzle piece from his jigsaw puzzles or cutting his cable with two minutes left in the 4th quarter. I want all of the contents of his backyard/junkyard to come at him in violence, Beauty and the Beast style. I want the fires his starts and the fireworks he sets off to take unexpected detours straight into his goddamn living room. I want the taxidermy heads in his den to come to life and torture him the way his drunken 2am 300 decibel country music hoedowns torture me. I want him to shit a dozen bricks and run away screaming and leave me in peace.


Oh, and sometimes I like a little coconut flavor in my coffee. That's nice too.