Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The poster with the lamest come on lines...

I think @MindYaBitnesshas some Dixie’s there too. But it’s not nice to make fun of her social awkwardness.

 

[LupineOne]

Ughhh…I have enough wedding guest anxiety with having to RSVP today and still not knowing how I’m getting there. Good job not giving a +1 to a person who can’t drive for medical safety reasons. It’s an hour and a half away too, so Uber, Lyft or taxis there and back aren’t an option. Not to mention just BEING there alone is going to suck. I love the bride to pieces, but am not looking forward to this.

I feel that.
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[MandaPandaa]

No. Fuck off, Carl.
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I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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[MandaPandaa]

Well….usually listens.

Mhmm

 

[LupineOne]

I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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Exactly.

 

[positiveflirt]

I'll still be ordering chicken tenders when I'm 90.
Unless I die at 89 from *checks notes*
Ah, there's such thing as too many?

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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[MandaPandaa]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Depends on the situation and the girl. Will I want to kill her if I see her at another time in another place? If it were a guy - tell me when and where.

And how solid my relationship is.

Theoretically, I wouldn't say no right off the bat.

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

No - not really.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmm

Wow.

 

[EricaAnna]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

I would do it, but I'm definitely more inclined to participate without a guy involved.

 

[EricaAnna]

FWIW I don't want anyone to marry me.

I'm also at least 5 pages behind and I'm not reading the bits in between.

Likewise.

 

[MandaPandaa]

FWIW I don't want anyone to marry me.

I'm also at least 5 pages behind and I'm not reading the bits in between.

Oh... Well, *ahem*. This ring wasn't for you...

It's fine.

I mean, whhhhat?

 

[LupineOne]

I'll still be ordering chicken tenders when I'm 90.
Unless I die at 89 from *checks notes*
Ah, there's such thing as too many?

But what a way to go, eh?

 

[positiveflirt]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

As weird as this sounds, it would probably depend on my mood when I'm asked. The offers I've had have been good ones but have only ever arrived when I'm not in the mood

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

I'd be more likely to go for MFF i think. It depends on the type of guy though? I'm more likely to be ok as the third wheel in an MMF (special guest star!) and now I've officially thought about it too much.

The end.

 

[MandaPandaa]

As weird as this sounds, it would probably depend on my mood when I'm asked. The offers I've had have been good ones but have only ever arrived when I'm not in the mood


I'd be more likely to go for MFF i think. It depends on the type of guy though? I'm more likely to be ok as the third wheel in an MMF (special guest star!) and now I've officially thought about it too much.

The end.

I bet if @deft was the other guy you'd be perfectly happy to not be a third wheel. Jussayin.

 

[positiveflirt]

I bet if @deft was the other guy you'd be perfectly happy to not be a third wheel. Jussayin.

Well obviously.
Y u keep ignoring our invites?

 

[deft]

I bet if @deft was the other guy you'd be perfectly happy to not be a third wheel. Jussayin.

Sometimes, there's just... chemistry, right?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Of. Course.

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

Why are we leaving out MMF? But also, no

 

[deft]

Of. Course.

Why are we leaving out MMF? But also, no

Nobody's talking about FMM... why not?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nobody's talking about FMM... why not?

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[MandaPandaa]

Well obviously.
Y u keep ignoring our invites?

Listen, I don't know if you know this about me but I'm a very busy lady...

 

[Qky75]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

I've been in a MMI relationship for years.

Me, Myself, n I

 

[deft]

Listen, I don't know if you know this about me but I'm a very busy lady...

Nobody is too busy for Hot Boy Anal with Manda filling

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nobody is too busy for Hot Boy Anal.

Tell that to Hotwords

 

[johnsmith190812]

Nobody is too busy for Hot Boy Anal with Manda filling

What did I walk into?