Sex & Shenanigans

[johnwyne007]

What’s the D stand for?

Dick or Cock

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dick or Cock

Really? Not douchebag? No one is more surprised than me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

FWIW I don't want anyone to marry me.

I'm also at least 5 pages behind and I'm not reading the bits in between.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FWIW I don't want anyone to marry me.

I'm also at least 5 pages behind and I'm not reading the bits in between.

Probably the most emotionally healthy thing to do.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Probably the most emotionally healthy thing to do.

*stares * this is becoming concerning.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*stares * this is becoming concerning.

We all gotta grow up sometimes. Have you had the bird and the bees talk?

 

[Wand3rlust]

We all gotta grow up sometimes. Have you had the bird and the bees talk?

I wasn't aware they had fallen out

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wasn't aware they had fallen out

Tbh, I’m not entirely clear on the whole thing either. Kinda hoping you could clarify.

 

[MandaPandaa]

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You can just give @MandaPandaa the award now.

Yayyyyy!! Yes. I also nominate me.

 

[EricaAnna]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1b/2f/ff/1b2fffb9701c6374b3bdc48e940f4ab1.jpg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1b/2f/ff/1b2fffb9701c6374b3bdc48e940f4ab1.jpg

Life goals!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1b/2f/ff/1b2fffb9701c6374b3bdc48e940f4ab1.jpg

Ooooooh - I have always worried about being murdered - I should probably read that one!

 

[johnwyne007]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1b/2f/ff/1b2fffb9701c6374b3bdc48e940f4ab1.jpg

Beautiful and helpful lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh c’mon! @MindYaBitness can’t win them all!

Don't forget the category that I'm an absolute shoo-in for, Most Humble
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't forget the category that I'm an absolute shoo-in for, Most Humble
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYzllYXFjdTh6NjhmZ3g1Y3M3ZXRjZXMxYjB0bGpuNzYyZHNvYzgwbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0Exh8PRm2qQ6pYmA/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[TXRafe]

@MindYaBitness

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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It’s been really something to see you come outta your shell.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s been really something to see you come outta your shell.

And outta your shell know what I’m saying, know what I’m saying? *waggles eyebrows*

 

[LupineOne]

No. Fuck off, Carl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And outta your shell know what I’m saying, know what I’m saying? *waggles eyebrows*

Replying to yourself again Monkey.

 

[TXRafe]

Fuck off, Carl.
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my name isn't carl but i still feel attacked!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck off, Carl.
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I fucking LOVE chicken strips.

With some honey mustard?


*drool

 

[EricaAnna]

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@MindYaBitness

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[MindYaBitness]

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@MindYaBitness

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