Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Ok ladies ….

Yes???

Which would you prefer??

Uh. Both please
Or like, just give me someone eager and willing to even try .... I'm pretty easy...

…. A guy who cums too quickly from intercourse... but always ensures you get an orgasm with his mouth, fingers or with a toy.

I think I'd want this, but

Or a guy who has a good size cock and can fuck for a decent amount of time but doesn’t bother with oral.

I also wouldn't be mad about this.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

....oh my!

Hey you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who else could go for a little … up against the wall…. Kisses up the side of her neck … pushed hard against the unyielding surface…

You can feel his bulge…

His fingers pushing just the right spots.

Thread 'When to take that chat to PM or Lit Chat'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/when-to-take-that-chat-to-pm-or-lit-chat.1610974/

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too …. I’ve heard people who took ADHD meds and it was silence in their head for the first time in ever.

I studied Zen Buddhism for four years. Not for everyone (I was bad at being a Buddhist), but it helped.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think I've done smooth posh velvet in my life..

You absolutely have.

 

[LupineOne]

Wait... does this happen when the moon is full?

No, that’s usually when it’s harder to do. I can feel the collective insanity of people becoming stronger

You say that like it's weird or something.

I just can’t imagine not being able to do it. I’d have killed somebody by now out of sheer rage

 

[BrendaBear]

No, that’s usually when it’s harder to do. I can feel the collective insanity of people becoming stronger

I thought maybe the full moon just made you hornier.

I just can’t imagine not being able to do it. I’d have killed somebody by now out of sheer rage

I never understood how to do that, when they tell you to clear your mind. No honey… she never stops.

They say picture you are in a dark room…. my brain starts pondering where the light switch is… is there power here? Are they on the grid? Is there a little gas generator outside? Oh, maybe they have solar… I wonder what type of batteries they are using…

That is when I notice they are saying their next sentence and I already lost interest …

 

[MissRadiant]

Yep, mine is still pretty loud. But, now there's 5 tabs open instead of 42!

Along with somewhere there is music playing that I thought I would forget.

 

[BrendaBear]

Along with somewhere there is music playing that I thought I would forget.

Right? F-ing cranial jukebox never turns off either!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Right? F-ing cranial jukebox never turns off either!!!

And why can't I think of a song when I want to, then it gets stuck for days when I don't?!

 

[MissRadiant]

And why can't I think of a song when I want to, then it gets stuck for days when I don't?!

Bc it won't allow you to skip to find one you like.....at least that's the case for me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Bc it won't allow you to skip to find one you like.....at least that's the case for me.

Ha! Sometimes the song is stuck because of the skip - same line over and over ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Ha! Sometimes the song is stuck because of the skip - same line over and over ...

So… you are old enough to be on vinyl instead of digital… yep. Me too, my friend. Me too.

 

[MissRadiant]

So… you are old enough to be on vinyl instead of digital… yep. Me too, my friend. Me too.

Vinyl is better than digital. My other half owned a jukebox by one point.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Vinyl is better than digital. My other half owned a jukebox by one point.

Only used a jukebox at restaurants, but grew up with an ancient Firestone Radio

 

[dawn_of_night]

Only used a jukebox at restaurants, but grew up with an ancient Firestone Radio

What restaurants are you going to with jukeboxes?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What restaurants are you going to with jukeboxes?

Retro diners at this point!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Retro diners at this point!

Perfect

 

[LupineOne]

I thought maybe the full moon just made you hornier.



I never understood how to do that, when they tell you to clear your mind. No honey… she never stops.

They say picture you are in a dark room…. my brain starts pondering where the light switch is… is there power here? Are they on the grid? Is there a little gas generator outside? Oh, maybe they have solar… I wonder what type of batteries they are using…

That is when I notice they are saying their next sentence and I already lost interest …

Yeah I would go insane if I couldn’t silence the voice in my head

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yeah I would go insane if I couldn’t silence the voice in my head

Same

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah I would go insane if I couldn’t silence the voice in my head

Same

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2G2KZBK8u5cAAAAC/maybe-that-explains-why-sam-bloom.gif

...I am the way I am...

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2G2KZBK8u5cAAAAC/maybe-that-explains-why-sam-bloom.gif

...I am the way I am...

I mean.... I've stopped trying to explain it...

 

[MissRadiant]

Yeah I would go insane if I couldn’t silence the voice in my head

Yup same. Vacations help. (And reading)

I mean.... I've stopped trying to explain it...

I embrace it, if that makes sense.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Retro diners at this point!

I’m a sucker for 50s diners with jukeboxes, good burgers and shakes/malts/floats/soda fountains

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m a sucker for 50s diners with jukeboxes, good burgers and shakes/malts/floats/soda fountains

We have a few here, they're a lot of fun.

And hearing songs like, "My ding-a-ling" in a wholesome family environment is hilarious to me