Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

I smiled and said hello to three people in the hallway this morning. I could tell by the surprised look of concern on their faces there'll likely be an intervention planned.

So you are now on a list.... congrats!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

OR "black chicken" so you don't get THOSE results....

But "black chicks" was not at all what I expected

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Qky75]

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Based on what other living thing's bladder?

 

[Lmizzler]

it’s a nope for me this morning.

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[crazychemgirl]

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Exactly…. You get it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Based on what other living thing's bladder?

I’m assuming?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

it’s a nope for me this morning.

So this is different from any other morning how!?

 

[Qky75]

I can see Wild Kingdom's Marlin Perkins now, "We should be able to estimate by measuring output from this saltwater crocodile. While Jim wrestles her to fit the collection bag, let me take a moment to tell you about life insurance"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can see Wild Kingdom's Marlin Perkins now, "We should be able to estimate by measuring output from this saltwater crocodile. While Jim wrestles her to fit the collection bag, let me take a moment to tell you about life insurance"

OR "while Jim wrestles her to fit the collection bag, let me take a moment to tell you about why you should renew your vehicles extended warranty"

 

[SWR101]

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Everytime a meme like this is a made

Pornhub gets a new category…

 

[crazychemgirl]

So this is different from any other morning how!?

 

[Qky75]

Everytime a meme like this is a made

Pornhub gets a new category…

Pornhub is banned in KY....not sure how that's legal but the dummy's haven't figured out about xnxx so bring on the midget MMF and mare golden showers

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pornhub is banned in KY....not sure how that's legal but the dummy's haven't figured out about xnxx so bring on the midget MMF and mare golden showers

I don’t understand how states can ban porn …. Like I’m completely flabbergasted

 

[Qky75]

I don’t understand how states can ban porn …. Like I’m completely flabbergasted

We are as well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We are as well.

Admittedly porn isn’t the healthiest way for men to learn about sex and sets up unrealistic expectations for driving an uber when a hot girl in a skirt gets in ….

 

[Qky75]

I don’t understand how states can ban porn …. Like I’m completely flabbergasted

Lprn.org says:

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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He isn't passing go and collecting $200...

 

[Qky75]

 

[SWR101]

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Yeah, living in another state that has done this, it’s not that porn is “banned” they state had mandated a stupid and dangerous method of age verification that will lead to massive identity theft both by kids stealing parents ids and the sites being forced to use easily hackable verification measures that will release major identifications to the wild.

Go figure pornhub has better cyber security sense than legislatures

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[UnquietDreams]

OR "black chicken" so you don't get THOSE results....

 

[crazychemgirl]