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I like to stay hydrated?and/or a drink bottle in frame, you're pretty safe
Short leash is ok. But tell them it’s a REALLY wide collar.
It doesn’t matter it still has zero personality.
I have those latter two things and most certainly not the first!
No, take him out to play. Socialization is important for all of your pets!
If you haven’t learned to use your tongue and fingers, that log
may only see opening nights.
I feel like a braggert on there, so I don't visit much unless I've had a spectacular session and I really do want to bragi mean, the "when was your last orgasm" and "did you get cyber laid last night" threads are also great resumes if you're willing to claim your work
Exactly, I'm equally as interested in your dexterity and how nimble your tongue is. Take a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue if you really want to catch a lady's attention!
Virtual is usually equally as fun for me, it counts!My scores are all in the virtual arena lately
A real gentleman will study pussy eating and clit sucking videos if he is serious about pleasing the ladies. Check out the lesbians, they know what they’re doing.
especially since virtually is all about personality and connection...i personally prefer a good play session over a one night stand.
I love hearing lesbians talk about their sorrow for us straight ladies, it's hilarious
If I had to keep or guess my score on and off lit....well I'm off the nice list for sure.My scores are all in the virtual arena lately
yeah yeah, 100% why i watch lesbian porn...yeah...
I'm scarred for life from that one...Unless you shared a pic with zero effort and/or a drink bottle in frame, you're pretty safe
Right? It looked kinda of uncomfortable
Was the bottle there for scale? Because I keep some ponies on hand to help with the illusion.
Yes I understand that. Socialization is very important.
A bit reactive, is he?Yes I understand that. Socialization is very important.
The problem is when I take him out to play, that’s when he gets me into trouble.
I said I'm sorry! What more do you want? Gift cards to Red Lobster?
Suddenly realizing, I missed something which is probably a good thing. Plus I don't have fomo.
