Still beats my state seal depicting 2 good ol boys conspiring to screw everyone else.....also no tits.
Not each other?
Oh probably...or sharing a horse ...or both....but we ain't gonna talk bout that
Yes, at least we have tits!
I just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits
At least see his cherriesI just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits
Man boobs were a thing in the late eighteenth century?I just get portrait of George Washington. I'd much rather see his tits
I thing man boobs have been a thing since humanity figured out how to grow their own carbs
They say Napoleon developed serious maNNaries while in exile
A urologist in New Jersy has his penis
I thought Virginia is for lovers.....so I can see that.A blindfold… so she’s a kinky chick…
I thought Ohio was the buckeye state
Because people are weird and have too much time & money. I'll stick to my Legos and Montblanc pens.
Had to click to see if it was a urologist near me....nope, wrong part of NJ.
You know what's a shame? They just lead off with how his dong is a little below average in size. Maybe he was a grower and not a show-er? Nope, they just jump into someone paying 3k for his 1.5" ride
Plus, they don't really even give credit to the fact that in it's desiccated state we have no real way of knowing what it was like pre-dried. Have you seen mummified boobs? Same concept; what was plump & beautiful in life become shriveled, sad, shadows of their former glory
I bet he had a respectable 3.75" like most people expect and is the absolute maximum that a woman can handle as my ex related to me numerous times.
My first thought was 'I hope when I die that people care about my junk like 1/1000 as much as his.'
Uh, 8 inches is too much but guys seem obsessed with that number. However, 3.75, not saying it's not respectable, work with what you've got. However, that's a pretty shallow vag. I think my obgyn doc's speculum is longer than that!
