Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’ve learned so much tonight!

Next you’re going to tell me that not all the “women” profiles on here are actually women!

I have my suspicions about one or two. TotallynotTaegul seems like it may be an alt, BUT... have you seen that rack

 

[__Nathan1968]

Luckily, he's the only one left at home, so no problem there. Though, I'd love to hear a plumber explain that problem!

A friend had a rental house and they had to call roto rooter when the tenant complained about toilet backup, and the sewer line was clogged with condoms. Like hundreds and hundreds of condoms.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A friend had a rental house and they had to call roto rooter when the tenant complained about toilet backup, and the sewer line was clogged with condoms. Like hundreds and hundreds of condoms.

Oh, now that's gross!

 

[MandaPandaa]

My fav dick pic I use

https://media2.giphy.com/media/26AHFomysg4oszdle/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952hz3nzv6lno0pff1way2zbuispgczha9xkyj8qmqs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Lmizzler]

My fav dick pic I use

I think it’s that curve towards the end. Chicks dig that!

 

[MissRadiant]

I’ve learned so much tonight!

Next you’re going to tell me that not all the “women” profiles on here are actually women!

are you now trying to help @deefalttwunnyfor for boobs?

 

[Qky75]

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What?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, now that's gross!

So now safe sex is gross? Girl, you gotta pick one side of the fence to be on

 

[Qky75]

I think it’s that curve towards the end. Chicks dig that!

They make shots for that now....but why Roku keeps showing me "bent carrot" commercials at dinner time is just disturbing

 

[UnquietDreams]

So now safe sex is gross? Girl, you gotta pick one side of the fence to be on

Safe sex. Unsafe plumbing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I worked with a guy who came home one day to find his wife gone, all her things moved out, and a pair of used condoms floating in his toilet.

Honestly, I didn't blame her a bit.

 

[Lmizzler]

are you now trying to help @deefalttwunnyfor for boobs?

Always!
@deefalttwunnyfor
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Safe sex. Unsafe plumbing.

In college, I was (un)lucky enough to be on a coed floor in the towers. The girls side thought it would be funny to post a 'please stop jerking off so much, the university's plumbing is not made to handle the current volume' on the mirrors on the guy's side. Joke was on them, nobody was jerking off on the mirrors

 

[BrendaBear]

… Girl, you gotta pick one side of the fence to be on

No, not really.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HxFzo2Vjk4QAAAAd/kristen-bell-nah.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Always!
@deefalttwunnyfor
https://media1.giphy.com/media/1n3kw09BPovSk65UJi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xmtw7mopmbthpe4nrv3p05xo0g7ribjkl39ofnwb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Wait, you are willing to die for him to get boobs?

I really appreciate your dedication.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So now safe sex is gross? Girl, you gotta pick one side of the fence to be on

Safe sex is hot, not disposing of your condoms in the bin and causing a jizz packet traffic jam in the pipes, that's NASTY!

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m trying to figure out wtf is going on in here so i can jump in but i think im too stoned

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Always!
@deefalttwunnyfor
https://media1.giphy.com/media/1n3kw09BPovSk65UJi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xmtw7mopmbthpe4nrv3p05xo0g7ribjkl39ofnwb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I LOVE TOP GUN!!!!!

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m trying to figure out wtf is going on in here so i can jump in but i think im too stoned

A few minutes ago, I was going to post a 'hi from the future mlas' but I was too inebriated

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m trying to figure out wtf is going on in here so i can jump in but i think im too stoned

You will fit right in, I think.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I worked with a guy who came home one day to find his wife gone, all her things moved out, and a pair of used condoms floating in his toilet.

Honestly, I didn't blame her a bit.

Were they yours? You can tell us.

 

[morelikeasong]

A few minutes ago, I was going to post a 'hi from the future mlas' but I was too inebriated

Yeah I started reacting to stuff and then realized I was 10 fucking pages behind

 

[MissRadiant]

Always!
@deefalttwunnyfor
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Fine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m trying to figure out wtf is going on in here so i can jump in but i think im too stoned

I was literally thinking the same thing

 

[MandaPandaa]

Safe sex is hot, not disposing of your condoms in the bin and causing a jizz packet traffic jam in the pipes, that's NASTY!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3ohc12cy8AerHN2u8U/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521dzvxqd060dvl43bled4zttvvc3rkhf9qfh9q4ny&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Why flush them? Just throw them in the trash!