Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

I will yuck vajankles, particularly off brand Temu vajankles, all day, everyday, and twice on Sunday

Googles vajankles....wait - should I? This could blow up in my face.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't mind feet. I have even received a foot job. But I insist that they be attached to a body, and that sexual gratification not be achieved by where they have been dismembered. If that is yucking a yum...I can accept that.

Exactly, it's not the foot fetish, it's the vajankle itself that's objectionable

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm still going with the eye bleach as the perfect parting gift

But I want our eyes healthy to see the actual BEAUTY in the world still!

 

[Qky75]

Oh. My. Lord.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Googles vajankles....wait - should I? This could blow up in my face.

I...had the same questions. I made the same search.

Save yourself...please.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh. My. Lord.

I'm not sure what that is in reference to... But I've been saying that for an hour. And laughing so hard I have tears running down my face while sitting completely alone in my living room

 

[Qky75]

I...had the same questions. I made the same search.

Save yourself...please.

It's too late!!

 

[Qky75]

I'm not sure what that is in reference to... But I've been saying that for an hour. And laughing so hard I have tears running down my face while sitting completely alone in my living room

I done it. I knew I shouldn'ta done it. I says to myself don't search vajankles on the interwebs...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh. My. Lord.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/pz4mliOSO7bqnRUXdY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952al7ol0sg0bmhgzzxm2v4m92gywr7kfos1xe0k07s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's too late!!

Wanna borrow this?

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[Qky75]

Wanna borrow this?

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Yes please!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's too late!!

I can't fix your Google algorithm, that's probably a lost cause, but this might help your eyes
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3j192fUB8hKvIf8UKm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524faovm53mjfwowv3inqzghf2lrzx5sov3007hsnq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This could blow up in my face.

No, no, that's what the vajankle is for

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You know what my feet don't have? A hole in the sole that you can stick your peen into.

C'mon evolution. Do your thing

If feet are your thing, go for it. It's the hole in the vajankle that weirds me out.

I guess you're just not serial-killery enough?

Can you imagine how insulted my vagina would be, if I was with a guy who just wanted a "foot job" (my first ever Lit DM) or to just jizz on my feet? She'd be like, "I'm right here, sir! I'm literally built for this exact purpose!"

https://y.yarn.co/d0d48133-e9b6-4b57-823c-318c57805d66_text.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh, you! Go fuck a potato!

BBL.

Brazilian Butt Lift?

I think it was this one
https://media2.giphy.com/media/kHay9PccdjUrbviAD8/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftogzuxf6g4rskpyqh26fi4khrnj20vzfauqw5yj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it was this one
https://media2.giphy.com/media/kHay9PccdjUrbviAD8/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftogzuxf6g4rskpyqh26fi4khrnj20vzfauqw5yj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I mean, it was Be Back Later….but I prefer your answer

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Broadband Light? Brazilian Butt Lift? I'm so confused...

You have teenagers in your life right?

 

[Qky75]

You have teenagers in your life right?

Last I read, they spend too much time alone to update her in the cool kids lingo.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Look at all you foot-fetish yuckers in here. tsk, tsk. If I had even a remote attraction to feet I'd be marginally disappointed

I don’t mind feet. This is not the same thing.

 

[TS_Woody]

I love giving & getting a good foot massage. My feet are well cared for and well groomed. You know what my feet don't have? A hole in the sole that you can stick your peen into.

If feet are your thing, go for it. It's the hole in the vajankle that weirds me out.

Can you imagine how insulted my vagina would be, if I was with a guy who just wanted a "foot job" (my first ever Lit DM) or to just jizz on my feet? She'd be like, "I'm right here, sir! I'm literally built for this exact purpose!"

I think the term is jeet aka jizz feet

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No one's was. Except maybe P-mann and @aussiegeekygal, who both find them hilarious.

He and I have been talking about them all day

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m thinking the L in BBL wasn’t quite L enough.

But I did enjoy the potatoes

 

[Qky75]

I’m thinking the L in BBL wasn’t quite L enough.

But I did enjoy the potatoes

Googling Pogina

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Googling Pogina

Just a little more L needed

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Googling Pogina

Buttery pogina?