Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Geico commercials

Is it one with the Tommy Shaw-looking bastard who made a wax figure of himself? I want to strangle him, but I've not thought of strangling the bishop over him.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, here's some tits. However, I hope you dont mind a little cock between them
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExejdjNGI5MHJ2aGJ5M3FqdXE0bjVuNnkzbDAwaWh5aWVqcnFoZ2thZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/r4ffEukgM5sMo/giphy.gif

Little?!?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Little?!?!?

Size is relative

 

[SherlockianMan]

Happy Friday, Shenanigang. Hope everyone's weekend is off to a fun and/or pervy start.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Happy Friday, Shenanigang. Hope everyone's weekend is off to a fun and/or pervy start.

Fucking snow....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, here's some tits. However, I hope you dont mind a little cock between them
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExejdjNGI5MHJ2aGJ5M3FqdXE0bjVuNnkzbDAwaWh5aWVqcnFoZ2thZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/r4ffEukgM5sMo/giphy.gif

Hm this is a little disturbing. And usually I like seeing a cock between tits

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hm this is a little disturbing. And usually I like seeing a cock between tits

Usually?!?!?!?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Usually?!?!?!?

I'm trying to be modest ok???

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm trying to be modest ok???

I shouldn't have tainted your image. Everybody knows you're modest, mild, mindful, and demure

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fucking snow....

I hear ya. Most of it went south of me, but got a couple inches today.

 

[LupineOne]

Hm this is a little disturbing. And usually I like seeing a cock between tits

Especially if it’s your nine inches

 

[dawn_of_night]

I hear ya. Most of it went south of me, but got a couple inches today.

I'm south of you.....
Can you come get your share of this shit....


Edit... I'll even throw in some head and a handle if you want...

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm south of you.....
Can you come get your share of this shit....

Think I'm in the target area for another round on Sunday, so I'm sure I'll be shoveling and cleaning off my car Monday morning.

 

[Bbl87]

Size is relative

It's not the size of the ship... or bird... or something like that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's not the size of the ship... or bird... or something like that.

...It's if they can tie a cherry stem in a knot with only their tongue. I'm pretty sure that's how the saying goes

 

[Bbl87]

...It's if they can tie a cherry stem in a knot with only their tongue. I'm pretty sure that's how the saying goes

THAT one ends with put a ring on it. IJS.

 

[MindYaBitness]

THAT one ends with put a ring on it. IJS.

Wait, what kind of ring are we talking?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Especially if it’s your nine inches

Nine what....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Think I'm in the target area for another round on Sunday, so I'm sure I'll be shoveling and cleaning off my car Monday morning.

I see you saw the edit

 

[SherlockianMan]

I see you saw the edit

Sly

 

[Bbl87]

Wait, what kind of ring are we talking?

If you can do that, whatever fucking ring you want.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fucking snow....

Well, that would be a bit of a pervy start...

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you can do that, whatever fucking ring you want.

I'm a 10.....js....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, that would be a bit of a pervy start...

I mean... You can finish me if you want...

 

[Bbl87]

I'm a 10.....js....

That makes me realize, I have no idea what MY ring size is anymore...