Sex & Shenanigans

[Scarred65]

I have to believe it is parody.

I need to.

So cynical. After all, the article says it is "fact checked"

 

[MrMakersMark]

So cynical. After all, the article says it is "fact checked"

I wonder by whom?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Kitty has way too much patience, I was going to try and catch up, but nope. Fuck it, all that matters is the here and now.

 

[lavendersilk]

https://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-a-Woman-is-a-Cougar

But in porn...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wonder by whom?

*side eyes a few litsters here*

I could hazard a guess

 

[MrMakersMark]

*side eyes a few litsters here*

I could hazard a guess

Haha! Probably not hazardous at all.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But in porn...

Go on...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have to believe it is parody.

I need to.

I hope not. I'm balls deep working on Part 2, Step 5

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But in porn...

You’re a gilf at 37 and a teenager at 29?

 

[Scarred65]

But in porn...

I've just read it all.
Hallmark porn...maybe

 

[lavendersilk]

You’re a gilf at 37 and a teenager at 29?

What's a gilf again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have to believe it is parody.

I need to.

I hope not. I'm balls deep working on Part 2, Step 5

Just be careful out there ....

'....With new creams and procedures available, many men and women are able to look much younger than they are. ....'

 

[Wand3rlust]

What's a gilf again?

Is it one of @deefalttwunnyfor 's dodgy links?

 

[lavendersilk]

Just be careful out there ....

'....With new creams and procedures available, many men and women are able to look much younger than they are. ....'

How old do you think I look? *stares*

 

[Wand3rlust]

How old do you think I look? *stares*

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

 

[lavendersilk]

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

Just a lot of filters.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

I have a facial cream you can try

I'll show myself out...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have a facial cream you can try

I'll show myself out...

Oh is it supposed to go on my face?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh is it supposed to go on my face?

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's a gilf again?

 

[lavendersilk]

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

But you shouldn't consume it, correct?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

Probably why your belly looks about 8 years younger than the rest of you ...

 

[MrMakersMark]

What's a gilf again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. Probably a different thread. Maybe even board, for that.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Had to. Sometimes I can't stop it.