Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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Excuse me? I am over 50 and I never had it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want to hear that, would be somewhat surreal

Tempted to try and record of voca of me reading IKEA instructions.

 

[SWR101]

Tempted to try and record of voca of me reading IKEA instructions.

Rawr…

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is my new name for my vagina.


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You call your vagina Francis Ford Coppola's?

 

[Apisto42]

Tempted to try and record of voca of me reading IKEA instructions.

Will there be giggling?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Will there be giggling?

Probably

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tempted to try and record of voca of me reading IKEA instructions.

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[SWR101]

You call your vagina Francis Ford Coppola's?

I bet a lot of women would love to…

 

[UnquietDreams]

This looks like some 90s DOS game where you have to stop the sperm before they can inseminate you

It's a Leisure Suit Larry minigame.

 

[MrMakersMark]

So this isnt on your list?
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[UnquietDreams]

With one hand down your pants

 

[UnquietDreams]

What pants?

We covered that yesterday, but feel free to refresh my memory.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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So? You wanna have coitus?

 

[UnquietDreams]

*throat punch.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I've always found "Would you like to engage in coitus) to be very successful

Right.
MindY: "Would you like to engage in...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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And the poor gingerbread people as well.

 

[LupineOne]

*throat punch.

Don’t blame you in the slightest.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t blame you in the slightest.

I knew you’d understand

 

[crazychemgirl]

You call your vagina Francis Ford Coppola's?

MEGAPOLIS!!!

You wanna lick my megapolis?


Oh yeah.. my megalopolis is wet for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I knew you’d understand

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[UnquietDreams]

MEGAPOLIS!!!

You wanna lick my megapolis?


Oh yeah.. my megalopolis is wet for you.

I knew it!

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[crazychemgirl]

I knew it!

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Psssst … when she’s laughing … she’s not serious

 

[MrMakersMark]

MEGAPOLIS!!!

You wanna lick my megapolis?


Oh yeah.. my megalopolis is wet for you.

Not much a ring to it.
But.....it's better than Apocalypse Now.

So..there's that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Psssst … when she’s laughing … she’s not serious

Are you disassociating, or speaking in third person now?

Or is someone else in control of the keyboard?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you disassociating, or speaking in third person now?

Or is someone else in control of the keyboard?

Who ever knows which personality is I’m charge at any given time.