Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

If we'd like to cut deeper, I'd venture to say that the issue is the mystification of sex. Puritanical views sparking ignorant curiosity. Why peek through an open door when you're not intrigued by what you'll find. Censorship and draconian laws on sex and nudity are... passé. Though a cultural shift like that would take decades..

I went to the beach in France a while back. Swinging dicks n' tits everywhere, next to kids playing beach tennis. And not a single pearl was clutched

I always think how odd it is that I feel a real sense of I dont want to post my nude self on here at all.

But on a beach in Europe? Or the sanctity of my back garden? Whatevs. *shrugs**

I accidentally clicked on the politics board. Out of morbid curiosity I peeked into one of the threads.

I'm not exaggerating, or speaking figuratively, when I say that my head started spinning. A purely physical reaction to what I was reading. Like the vertigo you feel while in line for The Biggest Rollercoaster Of Your Life™, as you look up at the loop-de-loops and corkscrews and your gut is telling you no, don't go there, that way be dragons.

Wish I could go back home, but I already bought my day-pass.

I'm not joking when I say that way madness lies.

Fascists to the left of us, dictators to the right...

Here I am stuck in the middle with EU.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If we'd like to cut deeper, I'd venture to say that the issue is the mystification of sex. Puritanical views sparking ignorant curiosity. Why peek through an open door when you're not intrigued by what you'll find. Censorship and draconian laws on sex and nudity are... passé. Though a cultural shift like that would take decades..

I went to the beach in France a while back. Swinging dicks n' tits everywhere, next to kids playing beach tennis. And not a single pearl was clutched.

So fucking true

 

[vagrantx]

Fascists to the left of us, dictators to the right...

Here I am stuck in the middle with EU.

God damn that song... It was in a little porn clip I adored like a decade-and-change ago. I've watched it so many times that the song elicits a Pavlovian response in me LOL!

Never mind the politics, now I'm horny. Thanks for unknowingly taking my mind off things

 

[LupineOne]

If we'd like to cut deeper, I'd venture to say that the issue is the mystification of sex. Puritanical views sparking ignorant curiosity. Why peek through an open door when you're not intrigued by what you'll find. Censorship and draconian laws on sex and nudity are... passé. Though a cultural shift like that would take decades..

I went to the beach in France a while back. Swinging dicks n' tits everywhere, next to kids playing beach tennis. And not a single pearl was clutched.

Exactly. And through those laws, there was this social perception formed that nudity is something taboo. And further laws and media craziness have manipulated people’s perception to the point that they see someone outside in “civilized society” naked, there’s something inherently wrong with that.

No. It’s just a human being without clothes. Calm the fuck down.

 

[positiveflirt]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!

LET'S GO.

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

past! I've paid real good attention to sporting events, I'd make good bets and there are a couple dead people I'd like to remind to not be dead.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

Ooh depends on the person. Bra up to a certain point, panties if we're together and it's done to tease me. I just hope everyone has fun.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

Can I take a litster as one?
No?
But.
Ok, I'll want a corvid. I don't mind which one. Magpie? Wait yes i do mind and the answer is magpie.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Oh god yeah, bdsm all the way. Didn't know i could take control, never really looked into it. I kinda forget it's in me and then I'll see a post and be like oh yeah there you are hi.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Mint choc chip and another, bigger serving mint choc chip. All for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

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[LupineOne]

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I have questions.

And I’m not sure I want to know the answers.

 

[Apisto42]

Women are just as gross lol

When I first started working in bars in college, I learned quickly that at the end of the night you did not want to be tasked with cleaning the women’s bathroom. So gross.

 

[crazychemgirl]

When I first started working in bars in college, I learned quickly that at the end of the night you did not want to be tasked with cleaning the women’s bathroom. So gross.

Drunk women are worse than regular women

 

[Apisto42]

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Do ducks get worn out? I usually just wring them out and they’re good to go.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do ducks get worn out? I usually just wing them out and they’re good to go.

This would have been a much better post

 

[morelikeasong]

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

Rewind 5. These were my kids’ baby years and I’d do them over and over and over again if I could.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

I do love a good nipple in tank top showing but probably without panties for the same reason other’s have stated. More secretly naughty.

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

Not really. It’s not UNsexy, I’m just pretty ambivalent about it. Tbh it mostly sounds uncomfortable to me.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

Panda! Or maybe a red panda so it could fit in my house. If I had all the space, I’d want a giant panda though.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Yep

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

I eat my ice cream flavors separately… they can touch, but I’m not gonna bite them together!

 

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[LupineOne]

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Yep. It’s comforting, in a way. Odds are we’re not completely alone as far as being the only planet with life, and existential terror of the void of space aside, we’re part of a universe that’s full of awesome things.
And we’re aware of it.
How cool is that?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yep. It’s comforting, in a way. Odds are we’re not completely alone as far as being the only planet with life, and existential terror of the void of space aside, we’re part of a universe that’s full of awesome things.
And we’re aware of it.
How cool is that?

What are your thoughts on UFO’s?

 

[vagrantx]

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Looking at the state of the world to draw a rather... educated conclusion, we can surmise that Quantity > Quality.

Throwing massive numbers against a better armed and trained opponent works. Be it Persia or Russia, it's a timeless strategy.
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So send fort my legions, send forth my throngs of sharp teeth and claws, send forth my plague bearers and my winged deaths! I shall command my army, and they will fight for me, and they will die for me.

And I, I shall survive.

rats and hawks please

 

[LupineOne]

What are your thoughts on UFO’s?

Every single one so far hasn’t been anything close to something from intelligent extraterrestrial life.
Doesn’t mean the next one couldn’t be, but looking at the scale of what you just showed, the odds are probably incalculable it’d come that close to our planet from what we know about the universe so far.

 

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[LupineOne]

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And some adult humans would have that exact thought process.

 

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[OrdinaryPerson]

After reading this evening’s work…….


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Welcome to the club

Good thing youre someone's favoritest

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have questions.

And I’m not sure I want to know the answers.

Ducking right, you do!