I mixed everything in the exact right order, measured it all to within a half-gram, the blend was smooth and I even managed to diffuse the toad-entrails which are notoriously hard, but the weather-witch must have pulled one over on me because the most I could muster was a light breeze...
No it isn't! Where are your tattoos?
IT WAS YOU!!!
But the code to unlock the door is "666," so you should be fine.
Vagrant, Conjurer of Mild Annoyances, at your service
No, I don't have one, but I have thought of trying with the immersion blender. But it would probably get mixed too much.
Butterfly Effect. You conjured yourself a light breeze and Florida got snow.
No you got your ratios right, your aim sucked though. I got a blizzard this week and I live in the sub tropics!
You might be able to fluff the ice cream enough with an immersion blender and then fold in the mix-ins by hand??? idk - could work!
Your ice cream talk is making me want to hide all your pants, dresses and shorts.
That’s what I was thinking,
I thought that was standard practice? It isn’t? Just me?
Wow, that code again? It matches this birthmark I have on my head! What a coincidence!
It is legit my employee number
Tracks
There is an Iron Maiden fan in HR who is very pleased with himself. And obsessed with you...
LOTR because LOTR
NYE in Times Square. Because events are memorable only if you make them memorable. I can say I went to NYE at Times Square or I can say I had some great sex while I was at NYE at Times Square. Much more memorable and a better story.
Eyes, I want perfect vision. No surgery, no glasses, no contacts, no laser, none of that shit, just perfect vision.
I want to know if Nancy Reagan really was a blowjob queen in her Hollywood days and if ole Ronnie decided that was just too good and married her for it.
idk, I don't think I resemble critters too much or them me. If I had to pick one- sasquatch? Is that an animal?
*Nods*
Nope. What is this cave of which you speak? Is it hard to get to? Do we get a prize for going?
Watching a movie / book. I like reading, but I don't have a whole lot of time for it these days. Also, sometimes a good adaptation can help me make sense of what's going on when the book is confusing. War and Peace was a lot easier to read after I watched the 2016 miniseries.
Just one?
Fuck.
Yes! And there's a chance I'll get to meet at least one in the coming months!
Sucking on titties and getting sticky fingers. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in that it becomes the main event.
Not unexpected to me, but I've long found thighs to be the most arousing part of a woman's body. I don't think anyone would say that they're not, but I also don't think they're too many people's first choice either.
Umm... Tuesday? I think?
Ankylosaurus!!!
