Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Saw it on Step Brothers.

#StayGolden

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be…. I’m just sayin

 

[SWR101]

So you can’t helicopter?

Pee standing up?

Or fuck? (Pussy, ass, mouth, whatever you’re into)

Helicopter, and while I don’t fuck as much as I’d like, it does happen (last night FWIW)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not all men have penises.

Ok fair…

For ALL THOSE WITH PENISES…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Helicopter, and while I don’t fuck as much as I’d like, it does happen (last night FWIW)

It just takes practice… ask @Wriggle

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be…. I’m just sayin

Ahh..

#StayDry

 

[SWR101]

It just takes practice… ask @Wriggle

There is a skill barrier, for sure, but there’s also a physiological one, not everyone is endowed correctly to do it in a. Way that is functional (not entirely size, but size and flexibility when in the size)

 

[crazychemgirl]

There is a skill barrier, for sure, but there’s also a physiological one, not everyone is endowed correctly to do it in a. Way that is functional (not entirely size, but size and flexibility when in the size)

Interesting… I never considered this possibility.


This is why I want a dick for just one day.

 

[cactusjack0584]

There is a skill barrier, for sure, but there’s also a physiological one, not everyone is endowed correctly to do it in a. Way that is functional (not entirely size, but size and flexibility when in the size)

All truth here

 

[crazychemgirl]

And to see how many donuts I can fit on it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Though @OrdinaryPerson did try this with a dildo and the results were not good

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be…. I’m just sayin

I like step brothers…I thought it was funny?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

why do men think women have penis envy …in this day and age you can order one off the internet.


Ok there is still the matter of standing to pee…,

And the actual sensation of banging pussy…

And doing the helicopter while making the “woo woo” sound…



Ok ok … never mind.

For those of us who are growers not show-ers, the helicopter thing looks super fun. But when I do it it's just underwhelming. Oh well.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Though @OrdinaryPerson did try this with a dildo and the results were not good

People can get hurt that way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For those of us who are growers not show-ers, the helicopter thing looks super fun. But when I do it it's just underwhelming. Oh well.

Interesting… though I bet @morelikeasong would still love it in her thread.

 

[TXRafe]

For those of us who are growers not show-ers, the helicopter thing looks super fun. But when I do it it's just underwhelming. Oh well.

facts, i can do zero tricks except for a very short refractory period, lol

 

[SWR101]

Interesting… though I bet @morelikeasong would still love it in her thread.

Can confirm…

 

[MisterAlice]

When I'm out and about, I stand to piss, but, if I'm home, I'm a Sitzpinkler. I usually piss sitting down. No matter how good your aim, you'll splash. Sitting is cleaner.

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/

https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/YouGov.png

 

[lavendersilk]

When I'm out and about, I stand to piss, but, if I'm home, I'm a Sitzpinkler. I usually piss sitting down. No matter how good your aim, you'll splash. Sitting is cleaner.

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/

https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/YouGov.png

Didn't know I needed to know this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

When I'm out and about, I stand to piss, but, if I'm home, I'm a Sitzpinkler. I usually piss sitting down. No matter how good your aim, you'll splash. Sitting is cleaner.

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/

https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/YouGov.png

You’re just a fountain of useless information today.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You’re just a fountain of useless information today.

Well he's seated.
So....not much of a fountain...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well he's seated.
So....not much of a fountain...

Could be a broken fountain… with a leak

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Interesting… though I bet @morelikeasong would still love it in her thread.

Probably. There's no accounting for taste.

 

[MisterAlice]

It seems like useless info, but your bathrooms at home will be cleaner if the guys in your house sit rather than stand up and splash piss all over the place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok ok …. That’s enough now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?
Favourite alcoholic drink?
The drink you had that time you almost died?
The drink that always brings out a good memory?