Sex & Shenanigans

[MisterAlice]

Pickle shots are delicious. Try one.

Fried pickles are delicious, too!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pickle shots are delicious. Try one.

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[crazychemgirl]

Not ALL sluts are chemists.

But all chemists are sluts?

 

[lavendersilk]

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You should get that looked at.

 

[cactusjack0584]

You should get that looked at.

Don’t look at my pickle… I’m self conscious about it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But all chemists are sluts?

I went to a science and engineering college, I know what’s up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Though @OrdinaryPerson did try this with a dildo and the results were not good

The poor donut

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pickle shots are delicious. Try one.

Thanks for the recommendation… I trust your judgment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The poor donut

You should try it again… for science!

 

[lavendersilk]

The poor donut

You should try it again… for science!

I think it was the wrong donut for the job.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think it was the wrong donut for the job.

I agree. It didn’t have much structural integrity to begin with.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I always hated history …

Like.. I love history and find it super interesting… I hated having to take a CLASS in it.

The history teacher assured me that the two assignments that were missing have been turned in. They just haven't been graded yet. So my kid is no longer failing.

 

[MisterAlice]

I can't keep up. Are we talking about buttholes again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The history teacher assured me that the two assignments that were missing have been turned in. They just haven't been graded yet. So my kid is no longer failing.

Yay!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't keep up. Are we talking about buttholes again?

Nope…. Not this time.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, you know jokes are always better with exploded diagrams of avian biology!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.

The doctor says "can I help you?"

And the duck says, "yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?

And this is how a duck works...
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And then he waddled away, waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, until the very next day…….

IYKYK

 

[Bry1313]

I'm a little confused about the size of this thing

Im bigger

 

[MisterAlice]

Oh, so a literal, real, actual donut this time -- but with a dildo in it. Got it!

 

[Bry1313]

And to see how many donuts I can fit on it.

If you have a normal sized dick, the number is zero, the holes in donuts are small

 

[Bry1313]

When I'm out and about, I stand to piss, but, if I'm home, I'm a Sitzpinkler. I usually piss sitting down. No matter how good your aim, you'll splash. Sitting is cleaner.

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/

https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/YouGov.png

I do not believe that data set

 

[Bry1313]

A whiskey drink

A vodka drink

A cider drink

A lager drink.
And then I sing the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind him of the best times

Pissing the night away…….pissing the night away

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone have a favourite drink?

Non-alcoholic - Arnie Palmer

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Old Fashioned or bourbon straight up

The drink you had that time you almost died?

Whatever the hell people ordered for me on my 21st bday (such a cliche)

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Gin and Tonics at a cabin

 

[Bry1313]

Very dry gin martini or a Manhattan with extra cherries

A proper Manhattan has two Luxardo cherries in it, minimum.

 

[Bry1313]

Gin is gross. Kool-aid powder can only improve it.

Blocked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

A proper Manhattan has two Luxardo cherries in it, minimum.

Minimum, yes. I had a bartender who always gave me an extra cup of cherries as soon as I sat down