Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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I was asleep before 10 after a single beer.... and really it was a beer wasted.

Yay

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think it’s funny when I’m solo shopping at the grocery store. Women invariably check out what’s in my cart. I don’t mind. It gives me a chance to look at their tits so I guess we’re even.

They wanna see if you’re bangable…. Next time add some rope, massage oil and chocolates… they’ll be lingering even longer and you’ll get a better look.


Sidenote… this is why I love being a girl. I can ogle a girls tits for days and no one questions it

 

[Bry1313]

Hey I have tits! You can certain take a look

Prove it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Step 1: have tits

Wow, that’s all there is to it!
Now… lemme take a look?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey I have tits! You can certain take a look

I see no emojis in this post …

That is disappointing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Prove it

We basically said the same thing here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And I can put forward, without fear of any disagreement, that both of you are highly aesthetically pleasing in the tits department.

So you've looked at my tits without me even having to follow you to the grocery store?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Prove it

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you've looked at my tits without me even having to follow you to the grocery store?

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You are free to follow me anywhere. I am always happy to ogle you. Respectfully. For artistic reasons.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They wanna see if you’re bangable…. Next time add some rope, massage oil and chocolates… they’ll be lingering even longer and you’ll get a better look.


Sidenote… this is why I love being a girl. I can ogle a girls tits for days and no one questions it

Or enter the skills contest.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm sure I have both

What about “fuck it, let’s try to fuck our depression away” depression?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What about “fuck it, let’s try to fuck our depression away” depression?

Tell me more about this therapy...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

There’s something oddly dissonant yet also perfectly emblematic about the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies being broadcast on Disney+

 

[crazychemgirl]

@OrdinaryPerson lame

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t quote for some reason.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

look at this sexy bitch.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ten more pages!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

What about “fuck it, let’s try to fuck our depression away” depression?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ten more pages!

9 now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

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