Sex & Shenanigans

[cheekygirl75]

Do you (like me) wonder about items thrifted or used that you buy which have probably super interesting histories as sexual aids?

Not until now! But I generally thrift clothes or shoes and I really hope none of them have been used as sexual aids... that would make for some weird staining, I think.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Do you wonder about what I wonder?

Well, not until I read your post!

Obviously, though, I lack appropriate context and vision for considering the question having not (yet) inserted anything up my ass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Guyblue82]

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Wait....is this you "ok but hear me out"?

No judgement....haha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, not until I read your post!

Obviously, though, I lack appropriate context and vision for considering the question having not (yet) inserted anything up my ass.

I love the caveat of “yet” in this …

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I gotta assume animals mostly think dumb shit like “stranger! Run!” And “hungry” almost exclusively. They’re not secretly sages of hidden natural wisdom. I’ll go with objects. But only if I have to consciously ask to get the history. I do not need to know what people have excreted onto the street light because I want to cross the street

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I am looking for a new house. "I am interested in a library with an attached bath."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’ll add that the object history is gonna really bring home the horrific truth of no ethical consumption under global capitalism in a really visceral way. So maybe the dumb animal thoughts is the better way to go after all.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I love the caveat of “yet” in this …

Well, I AM a scientist.

#ForScience
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[MindYaBitness]

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mine were more like high pressure watering cans, or maybe a firehose with a fog nozzle

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWhpenhvMWM5YWFrMnZmNzg4dWtzbjVlMmc5NjBhdnR2a3FnemlwbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pCt1CBOZJ3aMw/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Powerful

 

[crazychemgirl]

mine were more like high pressure watering cans, or maybe a firehose with a fog nozzle

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWhpenhvMWM5YWFrMnZmNzg4dWtzbjVlMmc5NjBhdnR2a3FnemlwbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pCt1CBOZJ3aMw/giphy.gif

now THAT’S a mental image.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*Me running the browser on a Virtual Machine*

You won't find anything , heheheh

Exactly.

Amateurs ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, I AM a scientist.

#ForScience
https://media0.giphy.com/media/iwnkdnExj1i92/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952peyj01h3y89y5zsklodvfvc724ajtc5t0uufkk7e&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You’re in good company here.

 

[cheekygirl75]

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Flowing

 

[UnquietDreams]

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OGX.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Eddy!

had to check the spelling

 

[MindYaBitness]

now THAT’S a mental image.

You should've seen the look on the lactation specialists face

 

[crazychemgirl]

You should've seen the look on the lactation specialists face

Do you spray them in the face with your tit milk … ??

Please tell me someone got it in the eye

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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mindful

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you spray them in the face with your tit milk … ??

Please tell me someone got it in the eye

She did, my husband did, I even squirted myself once or twice. My babies didn't really have to nurse so much as just lay there with their mouths open. If this wre my spouse's kink, he'd have been in heaven. Instead, he just had to tolerate sleeping next to a Jersey Cow.


Upside, my babies were extra fat butterball, they looked like the Michelin Man. Loved it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]