Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are we sure, Silky?

Maybe we shouldn't let that one out..

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[Qky75]

Weird.
It just struck me that a Q was probably created by accident.

When they were making letter symbols, It was an O that kept falling over or just rolling away. Annoying right?
So they just gave it that little kickstand.
Yep..that little weenus..

Then..because they were lazy, and it was late, and they were afraid of running out of shapes...they just said, "You know what? Why the fuck not?"

And this story is how the Q ended up not being shaped like a R.

I'm keeping this reply forever! Brilliant!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love when you have conversations with yourself

I’m the most interesting person I know!

If only my tits were better….*sigh*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m the most interesting person I know!

If only my tits were better….*sigh*

They have surgeries for that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They have surgeries for that.

The eternal struggle…tits or $

 

[crazychemgirl]

The eternal struggle…tits or $

Is that the eternal struggle?

 

[lavendersilk]

The eternal struggle…tits or $

I'm sure you could get your money back if you became a dancer.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LupineOne]

Tempting to step into the darkness, isn’t it?

There’s nothing like it

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sure you could get your money back if you became a dancer.

Or OF … a bearded man with giant circus boobs is sure to get a lot of subscribers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the eternal struggle?

Is there any other?!?! Have I been living my life all wrong?!??

Wait…don’t answer that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s nothing like it

You and me babes … just living in the black empty void on the daily… and by that I mean the lab.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure you could get your money back if you became a dancer.

That’s what they said about grad school too.

 

[LupineOne]

Or OF … a bearded man with giant circus boobs is sure to get a lot of subscribers

Pure savagery in here

 

[vagrantx]

Spelling Canada with a K now huh?

...weeeeeeelll....

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You calling his weenus little? Rude.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or OF … a bearded man with giant circus boobs is sure to get a lot of subscribers

Sideshows are very 2025.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

...weeeeeeelll....

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I’m now hacking up a lung. TYVM.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sideshows are very 2025.

Fuck yeah… I’m thinking about getting a glue on beard or just a full on Sasquatch suit and do videos of myself dancing sexy to ABBA…

How much should I charge?

 

[vagrantx]

I’m now hacking up a lung. TYVM.

Oooo making haggis?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I love when you have conversations with yourself

Don't hate it.
Those are usually my best chit-chats.

 

[LupineOne]

You and me babes … just living in the black empty void on the daily… and by that I mean the lab.

You and me…and if the void stares back, we just shrug, swear at it, and carry on.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck yeah… I’m thinking about getting a glue on beard or just a full on Sasquatch suit and do videos of myself dancing sexy to ABBA…

How much should I charge?

Judging by the wrath inducing YouTube rabbit hole I went down while sick I think you need to find a tech company that signs every other sideshow streamer to contracts and have said tech company set the price for all of you based on an “algorithm” thereby somehow making you all immune to charges of collusion and price fixing.

 

[lavendersilk]

Judging by the wrath inducing YouTube rabbit hole I went down while sick I think you need to find a tech company that signs every other sideshow streamer to contracts and have said tech company set the price for all of you based on an “algorithm” thereby somehow making you all immune to charges of collusion and price fixing.

With a friend and family discount of course.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

With a friend and family discount of course.

Sure. If you’re a pansy ass socialist. Real titans have no friends.

For a lot of reasons. Shit could you imagine hanging out with Musk and having to pretend he was interesting?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck yeah… I’m thinking about getting a glue on beard or just a full on Sasquatch suit and do videos of myself dancing sexy to ABBA…

How much should I charge?

Have you seen the lady who dances to Closer by NIN, in a full sasquatch suit? It's part of the Absinthe variety/burlesque show in Vegas. Totally worth the price!