Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Came across this on Reddit.

Figured it could probably be retitled "A Slow Tuesday on Lit."

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You forgot to tag @MindYaBitness

 

[vagrantx]

Came across this on Reddit.

Figured it could probably be retitled "A Slow Tuesday on Lit."

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Now why the hell would that booklet need that subtitle? Was the title not clear enough? The writer turns in "50 000 dick pics" to their editor who in turn is like "Oooooh I dunno, a title like that? Not too sure what I'ma find inside. Better clear it up some, y'know?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love bookmarks …. Hate physical books.

Let me rephrase that …. Love physical books. Love the feel of them. The smell of them… the vivid real of them.

I hate the hand cramp from holding them.
I hate the weird way the spine makes it kind of hard to read and you don’t wanna pull it apart too hard or it breaks..
I hate how you have to physically GO to a place to get a new one if the one you’re reading isn’t good or you finished it.
I hate that it isn’t instantly accessible anytime I pick up my phone if I’m suddenly in a situation where I need to kill some time and reading is far preferable to going on Facebook or Instagram.

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[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...
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[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[LadyLascivious1]

I buy a few real books still, big mostly only from authors I’ve loved for a long time.

Yes! I buy hardcovers from my favorite authors and buying them for anyone else is like me anointing the new chosen ones

My phone hit me in the face when I fell asleep reading until I discovered the phone/tabletholderarmthingythatattachestoyourbed (not sponsored)

Did you buy the little ring clicker page turner too? No, just me?

Are you the heretofore mythological Queen of Breakfast?

Queen of all food and beverage because I come from a family that’s half a Italian and half social butterfly so the thought of not being prepared at a moment’s notice to entertain a small army is a deep seated fear?

Yeah, yours sounds much better

It’s why I always have books with me when I travel, even if reading isn’t on the agenda…you never know

Always

 

[Vitriolhack]

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Too funny! I actually remember goth girls in night clubs. Lovely!

Listening to The Cure no doubt!

 

[lavendersilk]

Did you buy the little ring clicker page turner too? No, just me?

I never heard of that until now. Very interesting.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

My phone hit me in the face when I fell asleep reading until I discovered the phone/tabletholderarmthingythatattachestoyourbed (not sponsored)

See, I just fall asleep with devices in my lap and then get the morning after scolding from my spouse about screens in bed

 

[lavendersilk]

See, I just fall asleep with devices in my lap and then get the morning after clouding from my spouse about screens in bed

Do you sleep sitting up?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Do you sleep sitting up?

No, we have adjustable bed frames, so I'll sit up for a bit, but sometimes for too long, apparently!

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Nerd

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Always.

 

[SWR101]

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Thats the hottest, sexiest thing you’ve posted for a minute…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just finished a Star Wars themed church service. I need to talk about force-choking heathens in my sermons more often.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I was just going to post this

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m busy making strawberry compote … cream cheese glaze and I’m about to put my cinnamon buns in my waffle maker.

 

[CuriousRick]

I’m busy making strawberry compote … cream cheese glaze and I’m about to put my cinnamon buns in my waffle maker.

That sounds amazing@@

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m busy making strawberry compote … cream cheese glaze and I’m about to put my cinnamon buns in my waffle maker.

Everyone to @crazychemgirl ’s house for breakfast!

 

[CuriousRick]

Everyone to @crazychemgirl ’s house for breakfast!

Pick me up on your way!!!

I know the rules, Ass, Grass or Gas!! I am all out of grass and gas!! lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everyone to @crazychemgirl ’s house for breakfast!

They were fucking heavenly