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I love bookmarks …. Hate physical books.
Let me rephrase that …. Love physical books. Love the feel of them. The smell of them… the vivid real of them.

I hate the hand cramp from holding them.
I hate the weird way the spine makes it kind of hard to read and you don’t wanna pull it apart too hard or it breaks..
I hate how you have to physically GO to a place to get a new one if the one you’re reading isn’t good or you finished it.
I hate that it isn’t instantly accessible anytime I pick up my phone if I’m suddenly in a situation where I need to kill some time and reading is far preferable to going on Facebook or Instagram.
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I buy a few real books still, big mostly only from authors I’ve loved for a long time.
Yes! I buy hardcovers from my favorite authors and buying them for anyone else is like me anointing the new chosen ones 😂

My phone hit me in the face when I fell asleep reading until I discovered the phone/tabletholderarmthingythatattachestoyourbed™️ (not sponsored)
Did you buy the little ring clicker page turner too? No, just me? 🤭

Are you the heretofore mythological Queen of Breakfast?
Queen of all food and beverage because I come from a family that’s half a Italian and half social butterfly so the thought of not being prepared at a moment’s notice to entertain a small army is a deep seated fear?

Yeah, yours sounds much better 😂

It’s why I always have books with me when I travel, even if reading isn’t on the agenda…you never know ❤️
Always 💕
 
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