Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

Congrats on a job that lets you Lit, it keeps me sane most days when things get boring. Also makes it easier to deal with fools on the phone.

This made me spit out a mouthful of coffee.

Was it crunchy?

 

[morelikeasong]

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Payback’s a bitch!

 

[Dashabout]

Not at all thankfully.

 

[LupineOne]

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That’s exactly what I wondered.
Maybe decided to chuck it in the fuck it bucket, have a gummy and call it a day?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s unlikely @UnquietDreams gets noms in time and I’m not sure they’ll make a difference as most categories have very clear winners …


*** gotta get in my workshop and start working on these awards. They don’t just make themselves you know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was it crunchy?

This made me snort laugh.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s unlikely @UnquietDreams gets noms in time and I’m not sure they’ll make a difference as most categories have very clear winners …


*** gotta get in my workshop and start working on these awards. They don’t just make themselves you know.

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[morelikeasong]

That’s exactly what I wondered.
Maybe decided to chuck it in the fuck it bucket, have a gummy and call it a day?

I like to smoke my pot rather than eat it, thank you very much

But my fuck it bucket is overflowing so the leakage might explain it…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Payback’s a bitch!

THAT WAS BEHIND A LINK! (Well, when you saw it -- I am still so sorry, @Kitty_so_frisky !) WITH A WARNING.

Not the same at all..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok, hear me out… getting off while waiting for a computer to update & cumming just as it says “You are 100% there”

 

[morelikeasong]

THAT WAS BEHIND A LINK! (Well, when you saw it -- I am still so sorry, @Kitty_so_frisky !) WITH A WARNING.

Not the same at all..

The link/warning gave literally no indication of what was behind it.

Typically, around here, a blanket warning means something more along the lines of vajankles

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But my fuck it bucket is overflowing so the leakage might explain it…

So hot.
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[crazychemgirl]

I like to smoke my pot rather than eat it, thank you very much

But my fuck it bucket is overflowing so the leakage might explain it…

Omg there’s a tiktok where someone redoes the song from Mary poppins as “bag of weed” … so great.

 

[Apisto42]

Omg there’s a tiktok where someone redoes the song from Mary poppins as “bag of weed” … so great.

I’d chastise you for not posting a link, but the TikTok can fuck right off.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg there’s a tiktok where someone redoes the song from Mary poppins as “bag of weed” … so great.

Instead of spoonful of sugar? That sounds like a terrible rhyme substitution. The syllables don’t match at all. Silly stoners.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d chastise you for not posting a link, but the TikTok can fuck right off.

Goes immediately to find it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Instead of spoonful of sugar? That sounds like a terrible rhyme substitution. The syllables don’t match at all. Silly stoners.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBECCev7/

 

[crazychemgirl]

Suck it @Apisto42

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBECCev7/

Can’t do it. Sorry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can’t do it. Sorry.

Ok for all you “oldies”

This is the song clip that TikTok uses.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok for all you “oldies”

You’d be hard pressed to argue that I ain’t the most childish person here.

 

[Lmizzler]

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This made me cringe so hard. That’s not a thing… right? Can you cum out kidney stones? No. Right?

I could google this, but that seems like a weird can of worms

Is it late to make changes to my nominations @crazychemgirl

 

[Apisto42]

Suck it @Apisto42

Babe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it late to make changes to my nominations @crazychemgirl

Bahahahahahahahaha …. Right??

That’s pretty egregious

 

[LupineOne]

The link/warning gave literally no indication of what was behind it.

Typically, around here, a blanket warning means something more along the lines of vajankles

I still have no idea what vajankles are, thank fuck. All I remember was widespread trauma around here.
Here, of all places!
So, I’ve come to realize a blanket warning is for seriously sick shit