Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

I don't really like to judge people (yes, I do), but I was out today and there was a man with a very prominent soul patch. That soul patches still exist out in the wild was enough to raise an eyebrow. But then I noticed that the soul patch was off-center from his chin, and not by just a little. That was worrisome.

Dude hot glued his pubes to his chin maybe?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl why can I see you having this conversation?
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Actually …

Conversations in my house get kinda weird … I think sometimes my husband wonders about me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

High quality bird facts!

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Did you see the video of the tiger trying to eat the Canadian goose in its enclosure…. The goose put up so much of a fight the tiger backed off

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Did you see the video of the tiger trying to eat the Canadian goose in its enclosure…. The goose put up so much of a fight the tiger backed off

Geese and pelicans can be some evil mofos

 

[LupineOne]

Actually …

Conversations in my house get kinda weird … I think sometimes my husband wonders about me.

…I don’t doubt it.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Hug for anyone who needs it today

 

[Annelih]

Jeez here…
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Doesn’t that kinda look like blood…?

 

[LupineOne]

Doesn’t that kinda look like blood…?

Almost. Not thick enough though

 

[Annelih]

Almost. Not thick enough though

Because sometimes been taking blood thinner medication

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Weekend at Ernie's

 

[Sammysub07]

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Weekend at Ernie's

And now I know what I’m watching with my Mimosa!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

At the in-laws for Mother's Day.

I have no idea where all these extra nieces and nephews came from. If you want someone to blame for the world's overpopulation problem, look no further than my sisters in law.

 

[EvaLane]

At the in-laws for Mother's Day.

I have no idea where all these extra nieces and nephews came from. If you want someone to blame for the world's overpopulation problem, look no further than my sisters in law.

If they’ve figured out solo-reproduction, I think you might be right

 

[Qky75]

Happy day all you mothers...

Remember vegetarian moms, you liked the meat at least once

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If they’ve figured out solo-reproduction, I think you might be right

No, I'm pretty sure their husbands can also be blamed.

 

[LupineOne]

Asking for help is not weak

 

[AtramentousRex]

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Hug for anyone who needs it today

Thank you, this is very sweet.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Hug for anyone who needs it today

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[Apisto42]

Actually …

Conversations in my house get kinda weird … I think sometimes my husband wonders about me.

Sounds familiar.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Apisto42]

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Tinkerbell would have been a better reference.

 

[crazychemgirl]

People are trying a 9-9-9 challenge at baseball games… 9 hotdogs and 9 beers in 9 innings… can you imagine?

 

[peekingone]

People are trying a 9-9-9 challenge at baseball games… 9 hotdogs and 9 beers in 9 innings… can you imagine?

 

[vagrantx]

People are trying a 9-9-9 challenge at baseball games… 9 hotdogs and 9 beers in 9 innings… can you imagine?

I literally cannot imagine. How long is an inning? What is an inning?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

People are trying a 9-9-9 challenge at baseball games… 9 hotdogs and 9 beers in 9 innings… can you imagine?

Pretty sure I could, as long as the beers are overpriced regular size Miller Lites.

Nine hot dogs...? Maybe....