Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

We had one on Saturday. I think it was the first I’ve experienced! At least, the first I’ve been aware of.
I thought it was a tree falling, so it’s possible there have been others and I just misattributed them.

Right? I've never noticed them. Then again that's probably a good thing.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Happy Monday!
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Monday has a far faster and more accurate foot than I have.

 

[SWR101]

 

[SWR101]

 

[LupineOne]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can do the latter item

You won't sing a song for me while you rub one out to dead me? Wow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Right? I've never noticed them. Then again that's probably a good thing.

If it's small enough for you to not notice, its ok to not notice...

If it's an earthquake that can hurt you, you notice

 

[UnquietDreams]

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A tee shirt I saw at a local bookstore.
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The same place I picked up my sexy, sexy "Book Slut" socks.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I feel so seen!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love that the 9-9-9 discussion centered more around the cost of such an endeavour rather than the ability to do it.


what if you went to a game and it was part of a promotion where you only paid like … $50 for all 9 hot dogs and beer..?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Are women still wearing anklets..???

I had SO many in the 90s … it was such a vibe

Now I just have ankle tattoos

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hate that disposable cups are still a thing … especially in workplaces.

 

[SWR101]

I love that the 9-9-9 discussion centered more around the cost of such an endeavour rather than the ability to do it.


what if you went to a game and it was part of a promotion where you only paid like … $50 for all 9 hot dogs and beer..?

Financials are ability… but

I’d be miserable, but I think I could do it,

Just really really need it to be a high scoring game on both sides. A no hitter would be brutal to get through

 

[crazychemgirl]

*goes to the store to buy a kiddie pool

 

[SWR101]

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Are women still wearing anklets..???

I had SO many in the 90s … it was such a vibe

Now I just have ankle tattoos

Yeah, I thought they were just a fashion statement…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I absolutely abhor the term “artificial flavour” as a chemist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking facts.

 

[SWR101]

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I hate that disposable cups are still a thing … especially in workplaces.

I have 3 mugs in my office. One for coffee, one for tea, and one for someone to use if they don’t have one.

I refuse to use disposable cups if at all possible, and carry a tumbler with me on the road for such the occasion

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have 3 mugs in my office. One for coffee, one for tea, and one for someone to use if they don’t have one.

I refuse to use disposable cups if at all possible, and carry a tumbler with me on the road for such the occasion

You’re my hero.

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah, I thought they were just a fashion statement…

My limited experience is that a hot wife anklet should have a specific charm on it. Otherwise it’s just jewelry.

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I absolutely abhor the term “artificial flavour” as a chemist.

I love the “organic” label. Most poisons are organic. Just saying.

Or are you just complaining about the extraneous “u” in flavor?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A tee shirt I saw at a local bookstore.
https://iili.io/3a9rPf9.jpg
The same place I picked up my sexy, sexy "Book Slut" socks.

Uh yeah... I need this
STAT

 

[crazychemgirl]

My limited experience is that a hot wife anklet should have a specific charm on it. Otherwise it’s just jewelry.

I love the “organic” label. Most poisons are organic. Just saying.

Or are you just complaining about the extraneous “u” in flavor?

Yes!!

Organic too … labeling and consumer transparency needs to be a thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Are women still wearing anklets..???

I had SO many in the 90s … it was such a vibe

Now I just have ankle tattoos

Uh, never new that was a thing

 

[BrendaBear]

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Are women still wearing anklets..???

I had SO many in the 90s … it was such a vibe

Now I just have ankle tattoos

Wait... what??? I have been wearing anklets for a long time, but not because I was married yet available. WTF???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uh yeah... I need this
STAT

Come to Portland. I'll buy if for you.