Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Uh yeah... I need this
STAT

Come to Portland. I'll buy if for you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Come to Portland. I'll buy if for you.

booking my ticket now
nobody here will notice I'm gone, right??

 

[Apisto42]

Wait... what??? I have been wearing anklets for a long time, but not because I was married yet available. WTF???

It’s only if you have a “HW” or “BBC” charm hanging on it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, I thought they were just a fashion statement…

I didn't even think it was a statement, I just think they're cute.

I used to wear one with a little bear on it until some McWankoFuckHeadYackMolester here on lit decided it was really funny to keep implying then saying outright that I was a furry. I don't care if that is someone's kink, but it sure as hell isn't mine. If I ever came across that fucker that kept saying that, I would hire the two, most tattooed, burly angry men I could find and pay them to beat the living shit out of whoever was saying that about me.

Not that it bothers me, or anything, you understand.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s only if you have a “HW” or “BBC” charm hanging on it.

I have an ace of spades tank top. I bought it because it was cute and the fabric is extra soft. Just found out that the Ace of Spades is the symbol for a HW who loves BBC

 

[BrendaBear]

I have an ace of spades tank top. I bought it because it was cute and the fabric is extra soft. Just found out that the Ace of Spades is the symbol for a HW who loves BBC

I have a t-shirt that says "Bunny" on it, and the letters are made to look like rope.

...but I knew exactly what that meant when I bought it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't even think it was a statement, I just think they're cute.

I used to wear one with a little bear on it until some McWankoFuckHeadYackMolester here on lit decided it was really funny to keep implying then saying outright that I was a furry. I don't care if that is someone's kink, but it sure as hell isn't mine. If I ever came across that fucker that kept saying that, I would hire the two, most tattooed, burly angry men I could find and pay them to beat the living shit out of whoever was saying that about me.

Not that it bothers me, or anything, you understand.

My Tumblr keeps throwing furry porn in my feed. I could not figure out why. Turns out, it was because I follow hashtags for kiss/kissing, and the little mascot-fuckers tag that in all of their porn!

 

[crazychemgirl]

because the people of Texas are especially ignorant… they seem to think their state is SO big (12 hours to travel across the state)


…. Tell me, how long does it take YOU to get from one end to the other of your state ..?

Here’s mine.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

because the people of Texas are especially ignorant… they seem to think their state is SO big (12 hours to travel across the state)


…. Tell me, how long does it take YOU to get from one end to the other of your state ..?

Here’s mine.

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Well, we're clearly smaller than Texas

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, we're clearly smaller than Texas
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It’s just Texas people thinking they are the center of the universe.. lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It’s just Texas people thinking they are the center of the universe.. lol

Here's an alternate route I put together

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here's an alternate route I put together
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Now THAT’S a road trip.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s just Texas people thinking they are the center of the universe.. lol

They’re compensating for a lot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

They’re compensating for a lot.

I mean, they only have a 1 star rating … can you blame them?

 

[SWR101]

because the people of Texas are especially ignorant… they seem to think their state is SO big (12 hours to travel across the state)


…. Tell me, how long does it take YOU to get from one end to the other of your state ..?

Here’s mine.

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About 6 here

 

[BrendaBear]

because the people of Texas are especially ignorant… they seem to think their state is SO big (12 hours to travel across the state)


…. Tell me, how long does it take YOU to get from one end to the other of your state ..?

Here’s mine.

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For Nevada, the fastest route from North to south is about 8 hours of the most boring view of sagebrush you even thought imaginable. There are some beautiful spots, sure. But the spaces between them are... coma inducing nothingness.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, they only have a 1 star rating … can you blame them.

 

[BrendaBear]

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I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.... but... I don't want to know, so... carry on!

 

[crazychemgirl]

For Nevada, the fastest route from North to south is about 8 hours of the most boring view of sagebrush you even thought imaginable. There are some beautiful spots, sure. But the spaces between them are... coma inducing nothingness.

I mean, to be fair …. Canada isn’t much different … it’s gorgeous views but there’s a lot of long stretches of just … nothing. There’s fuck all up north … cuz you know, cold and intolerable … but I’ve driven up there a few times and it’s absolutely gorgeous.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.... but... I don't want to know, so... carry on!

I mean, it seems pretty clear that it means their Senator jerked off to porn on 9/11. Less clear that he added it to his Twitter feed. Even less clear that he’s a spineless worm of a human being that any state should be ashamed of having represent them.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love that the 9-9-9 discussion centered more around the cost of such an endeavour rather than the ability to do it.


what if you went to a game and it was part of a promotion where you only paid like … $50 for all 9 hot dogs and beer..?

Ok fine I'll do it

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, it seems pretty clear that it means their Senator jerked off to porn on 9/11. Less clear that he added it to his Twitter feed. Even less clear that he’s a spineless worm of a human being that any state should be ashamed of having represent them.

Okay... you don't like him. Cool! He's a politician so I immediately hate him anyway.

But what the fuck does 3 inches from my face, staring at me all night waiting for me to open my eyes have to do with that jackwad? That's what made no sense to me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I watched a NatGeo documentary about the Bermuda Triangle and it was super interesting…

What is one world mystery event or place you’d LOVE to get an answer about?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I'm going to play goober's devil's advocate and say that maybe that's how he deals with stress

 

[BrendaBear]

I watched a NatGeo documentary about the Bermuda Triangle and it was super interesting…

What is one world mystery event or place you’d LOVE to get an answer about?

The Bermuda Triangle is fascinating to me as well, but then again, I love all that stuff.

But I really want to know about the Uinta Basin in Utah. There is some seriously crazy stuff going on there. It's a whole lot more than just what they see at the Skinwalker Ranch.