Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

Last weekend while we were out at the G-store, I started putting random things in other people's shopping baskets when they weren't looking.

Makes me smile.

I had my whole cart stolen once
My coupons were in there too

That did not make me smile

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You did for the S&S Awards this time.

And that's why you gave me two couples awards?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And that's why you gave me two couples awards?

Those weren’t couples awards my darling girl.

 

[Qky75]

That’s where I got it from, my grandma

I have special grapefruit spoons and everything!

My mom had grapefruit spoons....I like them...not enough to have special hardware. ..I also don't think the sugar on top is super beneficial lol.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My mom had grapefruit spoons....I like them...not enough to have special hardware. ..I also don't think the sugar on top is super beneficial lol.

I’ve never put sugar on mine
Maybe I’ll have to try it

 

[Qky75]

I’ve never put sugar on mine
Maybe I’ll have to try it

I like it with it without now.. obviously as a kid I was prone to the sugar

 

[Mrtenant]

I had my whole cart stolen once
My coupons were in there too

That did not make me smile

Yea that sucks. Total downer to my funny anecdote.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I was never able to be gentle enough to keep it from squirting … heyo!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Mango, oranges & berries

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yea that sucks. Total downer to my funny anecdote.

Idk about that
Looking back I find it fucking hilarious

 

[MindYaBitness]

@MindYaBitness

Should I respond publicly to @UnquietDreams Questionnaire since @Tallulah82 and I wanted to know? For spanks, of course.

You should respond, publicly, and using only gifs of interpretive dance

 

[Qky75]

Omg

Mrs just said sarcasticly

" Know what you don't ever see in psoriasis medicine commercials? Psoriasis."

I should've just nodded but ...I can't.

"Yes, isn't it wonderful? The very last thing I want to see in yeast commercials is yeast."

Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

 

[Mrtenant]

Idk about that
Looking back I find it fucking hilarious

I hope all the coupons were expired, for your sake. Teach them to steal your shit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[MindYaBitness]

Last weekend while we were out at the G-store, I started putting random things in other people's shopping baskets when they weren't looking.

Makes me smile.

I always knew we'd get along, thos just proves it

 

[Mrtenant]

Omg

Mrs just said sarcasticly

" Know what you don't ever see in psoriasis medicine commercials? Psoriasis."

I should've just nodded but ...I can't.

"Yes, isn't it wonderful? The very last thing I want to see in yeast commercials is yeast."

Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

I pray that you and Mrs Q get to see psoriasis in commercials from now on until the end of time. That said commercials be bountiful in their displays of yeast and all sorts of discomfort.

Praise be.

 

[Qky75]

I pray that you and Mrs Q get to see psoriasis in commercials from now on until the end of time. That said commercials be bountiful in their displays of yeast and all sorts of discomfort.

Praise be.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your loins along your journey

 

[Mrtenant]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your loins along your journey

Why stop at a thousand. Gimme two thousand for the win!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You should respond, publicly, and using only gifs of interpretive dance

I second this.

 

[Mrtenant]

I second this.

Yea for sure. Stripping right?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I second this.

 

[MrMakersMark]

That’s more than 3


You, like @MrMakersMark ….did not understand the assignment.

I read the assignment.
I thoughtfully considered it.

And then chose the chaos and anarchy that best suited my personal agenda.

 

[Qky75]

"It's an after dark group mating ritual. Scars are the only evidence. This female bears the marks where a male has bitten her to hold on until mating is complete. But this female is on the hunt. Mating has made her hungry."

Shark week documentary? Or lit story quote?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

"It's an after dark group mating ritual. Scars are the only evidence. This female bears the marks where a male has bitten her to hold on until mating is complete. But this female is on the hunt. Mating has made her hungry."

Shark week documentary? Or lit story quote?

Yes?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Berries, pineapple, and orange.
Unless we're covering them in chocolate, in which case I'll keep coconut.