Sex & Shenanigans

[VoraciousValue]

Creeper

(Lumbers in like a clumsy ox.)

 

[Apisto42]

Creeper

Revenant

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[cheekygirl75]

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Is that least to most or most to least?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that least to most or most to least?

However you wanna do it

 

[Apisto42]

Is that least to most or most to least?

Just rank them and let us guess where your kink lies.

 

[Apisto42]

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Angel/Demon human
Angel/demon nonhuman
Advanced sex robot
Inter dimensional energy being
Alien
Ghost?
Sasquatch/mothman/fish-person/tentacle monster : all equally bad choices.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m gonna go:

Inter-dimensional Energy Being. Seems cleanest.
Advanced Sex Robot (that hopefully has free will and consents)
Angel/Demon (human shaped) assuming they ain’t Ken Dolls. Still got mouths I guess.
Ghost. But like are the just gonna inhabit my body while I jerk off?
Alien: feels like the possibilities are endless. But imma assuming a grey alien. Probably safer and cleaner than
Sasquatch.
Fish Person I didn’t get the appeal to Shape of Water but maybe I’m missing out.
Mothman feels like a selfish lover
Angel/demon Non human. Not into blobs of flesh or burning wheels or nothing
Tentacle Monster. Just weird.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Butting in cause ain't no way Im missing this convo:

Ghost: Scary Movie 2 - I think that explains itself.

InterDimensional Energy Being: Im not 100% sure what this is. But could be fun.

Alien: Could be fun and im sure there are many species.

Tentacle Monster: Dont judge me. You've seen the stories around.

Advanced Sex Robot: At least it would know how to please.

Sasquatch: I bet he's a gentle lover and gives great cuddles.

Mothman: He seems angry. The occasional hate fuck is okay.

Angel/demon nonhuman: Demon over angel, cause I feel like they Angel would be a prude.

Angel/Demon human: Probably the most predictable.

Fish-person: I feel like they would be slimy and Im not sure I could cope with that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Butting in cause ain't no way Im missing this convo:

Ghost: Scary Movie 2 - I think that explains itself.

InterDimensional Energy Being: Im not 100% sure what this is. But could be fun.

Alien: Could be fun and im sure there are many species.

Tentacle Monster: Dont judge me. You've seen the stories around.

Advanced Sex Robot: At least it would know how to please.

Sasquatch: I bet he's a gentle lover and gives great cuddles.

Mothman: He seems angry. The occasional hate fuck is okay.

Angel/demon nonhuman: Demon over angel, cause I feel like they Angel would be a prude.

Angel/Demon human: Probably the most predictable.

Fish-person: I feel like they would be slimy and Im not sure I could cope with that.

I have to question the slimy thing… wouldn’t a tentacle monster also be slimy? That’s how I picture them…… not that I picture them a lot

 

[lilmissdarling]

I have to question the slimy thing… wouldn’t a tentacle monster also be slimy? That’s how I picture them…… not that I picture them a lot

I mean thats a fair point. If its a "monster" though It doesnt necessarily have to live in the water. Therefore, it wouldnt have to be slimy. (I think...)

And quick clarification... If its a merman, they would probably be higher up on the list. But I read fish person and this is what I saw.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean thats a fair point. If its a "monster" though It doesnt necessarily have to live in the water. Therefore, it wouldnt have to be slimy. (I think...)

And quick clarification... If its a merman, they would probably be higher up on the list. But I read fish person and this is what I saw.

You interpreted correctly

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have to question the slimy thing… wouldn’t a tentacle monster also be slimy? That’s how I picture them…… not that I picture them a lot

https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[morelikeasong]

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1. Angel/Demon human — I already do this, it’s called masturbating

2. Advanced sex robot — I’ll write a review for my sex toy thread

3. Inter dimensional energy being — bet they’re kinky in ways I’ve never even heard of

4. Sasquatch — what can I say? I like a furry chest

5. Angel/demon nonhuman — I’m unclear if they are humanoid? Or something from a horror movie that I’d never watch

6. Ghost — these can be humanoid. I’ve seen that movie!

7. Alien — I’m not opposed to being probed

8. Tentacle monster — I can’t imagine a world where I enjoy any part of this

9. Mothman — bugs, no touchy

10. Fish-person — slimy. Ew.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

2. Advanced sex robot — I’ll write a review for my sex toy thread

 

[morelikeasong]

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I haven’t seen whatever this is from, but I’m definitely happy to have the robot do my housework, too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Revenant

Absofuckinglutely

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Coffee and Pringles..... just admit you have a problem already!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coffee and Pringles..... just admit you have a problem already!

If that’s having a problem… I don’t ever want to NOT have a problem

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If that’s having a problem… I don’t ever want to NOT have a problem

Amen!

Just no blaming me for the crumbs all over the couch AGAIN.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Amen!

Just no blaming me for the crumbs all over the couch AGAIN.

H hearts what the dog is for

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

H hearts what the dog is for

True, as soon as that can is opened her doggo will be right there!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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Hello crazy girl. Where you been?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello crazy girl. Where you been?

Discord lol