sex song lyrics

[thebullet]

I'm kinda partial to Led Zeppelin:

The Lemon Song
Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon
I'm gonna fall right outta bed

Heartbreaker
Hey, fellas, have ya heard the news
Ya know that Annie's back in town
It won't take long, just watch and see
all the fellas lay their money down
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago
but from her eyes, a different smile like of the one who knows

Well, it's been ten years or maybe more
since I first set eyes on you
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love
but I'll just keep on rollin' along
with the grace from the Lord above

People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat
I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at
A-one thing I do have on my mind
If you could clarify, please do
It's the way you call me another guy's name
when I try to make love to you

AND Of Course:
Whole Lotta Love
You've been coolin'
And baby, I've been droolin'
All the good times, baby, I've been misusin'-a
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love (Ah)
I'm gonna give you my love (Ah)
Yes, alright, let's go (Ah)

Wanna whole lotta love

 

[EmeraldKitten]

"Abracadabra" ~ Steve Miller

I heat up, I can't cool down
You got me spinnin'
'Round and 'round
'Round and 'round and 'round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin' for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face

I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
Just when I think I'm gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round

 

[Wholemanz]

Carley Simon

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

We can't forget the filthy and eloquent Red Hot Chili Peppers 'Sir Psycho Sexy'

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the Garden of Eden
Standing there with my heart on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave me the reason
Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up untill I please her
Makin' her feel like an over archiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "What's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
I swaited her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that you met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that leaves you blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right of the map
Ooow and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

 

[Wholemanz]

Joan Baez

Diamonds and Rust lyrics

(Words and Music by Joan Baez)

Well I'll be damned
Here comes your ghost again
But that's not unusual
It's just that the moon is full
And you happened to call
And here I sit
Hand on the telephone
Hearing a voice I'd known
A couple of light years ago
Heading straight for a fall

As I remember your eyes
Were bluer than robin's eggs
My poetry was lousy you said
Where are you calling from?
A booth in the midwest
Ten years ago
I bought you some cufflinks
You brought me something
We both know what memories can bring
They bring diamonds and rust

Well you burst on the scene
Already a legend
The unwashed phenomenon
The original vagabond
You strayed into my arms
And there you stayed
Temporarily lost at sea
The Madonna was yours for free
Yes the girl on the half-shell
Would keep you unharmed

Now I see you standing
With brown leaves falling around
And snow in your hair
Now you're smiling out the window
Of that crummy hotel
Over Washington Square
Our breath comes out white clouds
Mingles and hangs in the air
Speaking strictly for me
We both could have died then and there

Now you're telling me
You're not nostalgic
Then give me another word for it
You who are so good with words
And at keeping things vague
Because I need some of that vagueness now
It's all come back too clearly
Yes I loved you dearly
And if you're offering me diamonds and rust
I've already paid

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Jane's Addiction's Trip Away


Mama, lick on me now
No care
Put me on the bad side
Oh, so bad
I wanna make you love
Wanna, wanna watch your eyes
Dip them in a honey glaze
Mirror mine
Roll them high
Wanna make them

Drip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Way out
Way out

Oh, mama lick on me
I'm as tasty as a red plumb
Baby thumb
Wanna make you love
Wanna be wild animals
Lay down in a shady den
See the spring
Color in
Watch the stoney winter

Drip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Way out
Way out

Take my eye
Do not wonder why
I've come to the crux
I've looked it up and down
Seen the trespassers trample themselves
As the miser makes love with his wealth
Convenience his lure!

Tripped away the summer days
Some are gone
Some are O.K.
Summers gone
Some are makin love
I love to watch you
Love to watch you

Drip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away
Trip away

Trip away
Way out
Way out

 

[Wholemanz]

Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull

Aqualung
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Re: Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull

Aqualung

Okay, I love this song, and the guitar solo rocks like few others...

But it's not the sort of tune that's going to have the desired effect specified in this thread for most people. Unless you're both having sex on mushrooms, maybe. I wish I had first-hand experience to make a better judgement.

 

[sweetnpetite]

So *those* are the words- I'd only seen it on MTV and BET where they take out all the bad words (as you can imagine there's nothing left!) and they say- "My neck, my back, my [ahh!] just like that!"

I knew it was dirty, but I didn't know it was *that* dirty!!!

This song is just obscene. LOL.

"My Neck.." by Khia

All you ladies pop yo pussy like this
Shake your body don't stop don't miss
All you ladies pop yo pussy like this
shake your body don't stop don't miss
just do it....do it... do it....do it .....do it now
lick it good suck this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

First you gotta put yo neck into it
dont stop just do it do it
then you roll your tounge from the cracccckk back to the front
then ya suck it all till i shake and cum nigga
make sure i keep bustin nutz nigga
all over yo face this stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good it big and long
slow fuckin till the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces and stuff
through the nite making so much love
dead sleep when the sun comes up

So lick it now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

You might roll dubs you might have g's
but fuck that nigga get on yo knees
a bitch like me moans and screams
thug misses know what i mean
at the club so fresh so clean
hoe hatin niggas watchin me
so high in the line on green
with a unit on my face so mean
i gotta pick which nigga i need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
you try me i make you see
yo bitches aint got shit on me

So lick it now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should


My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

Do it now
lick it good suck this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good suck this pussy just like you should


My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back...

 

[sweetnpetite]

One of my all time favorites by The Temptations "Just My Imagination"

Ooo
Each day through my window I watch her as she passes by.
I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.
To have a girl like her is truly a dream come true.
Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me.

But it was just my 'magination, running away with me.
It was just my 'magination, running away with me.

(Soon) Soon we'll be married and raise a family. (Oh, yeah)
A cozy little home out in the country with two children, maybe three.
I tell you, I can visualize it all. This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems.

But it was just my 'magination, once again.
Running away with me.
Tell you it was just my 'magination,
Running away with me.

Paul: Every night on my knees I pray.

Dear Lord, hear my plea.
Don't ever let another take her love from me.
Or I will surely die. Hmm

(Her love is) heavenly.
When her arms enfold me.
I hear a tender rhapsody.
But in reality, she doesn't even know me.

Just my 'magination, once again.
Running away with me.
Oh, tell you it was just my 'magination,
Running away with me.

I never met her but I can't forget her.
Just my 'magination,
Ooo yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Running away with me.

Ooo, just my 'magination running away with me.
She's in my mind and hard to find.
Just my 'magination...

 

[sweetnpetite]

Thank "Shreck" for getting my kids (and other peoples) to go around singing this one!

Ok, I promise the last one. I just couldn't resist this one.

"Baby Got Back" by SIR MIX-A-LOT



I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung,
...........
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
...........
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

 

[sweetnpetite]

scandalized country music!

He pushed me ’round
Now I’m drawin’ the line
He lived his life
Now I’m gonna go live mine
I’m sick on wastin’ my time
Well now I’ve been good for way too long
Found my red dress and I’m gonna throw it on
I’ve got nothin’ to lose and nothin’ to gain
’bout to get too far gone

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little but more of my tweleve ounce nutrition
One more helpin’ of what I’ve been havin’
I’m takin’ my turn on the sin wagon

On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah lookin’ for samson
Do a little mattress dancin’
That’s right I said mattress dancin’

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more
Of what I’ve been missin’
I don’t know where I’ll be crashin’
But I’m arrivin’ on a sin wagon

When it’s my turn to march up to old glory
I’m gonna have one hell of a story
That’s if he forgives me

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of that sweet salvation
They may take me
With my feel draggin’
But I’ll fly away on a sin wagon

I’ll fly away on a sin wagon

 

[sweetnpetite]

As did this:

You wined me and dined me
When I was your girl
Promised if I´d be your wife
You´d show me the world
But all I´ve seen of this old world
Is a bed and a doctor bill
I´m tearin´ down your brooder house
´Cause now I´ve got the pill

All these years I´ve stayed at home
While you had all your fun
And every year thats gone by
Another babys come
There´s a gonna be some changes made
Right here on nursery hill
You´ve set this chicken your last time
´Cause now I´ve got the pill

This old maternity dress I´ve got
Is goin´ in the garbage
The clothes I´m wearin´ from now on
Won´t take up so much yardage

Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah I´m makin´ up for all those years
Since I´ve got the pill

I´m tired of all your crowin´
How you and your hens play
While holdin´ a couple in my arms
Another´s on the way
This chicken´s done tore up her nest
And I´m ready to make a deal
And ya can´t afford to turn it down
´Cause you know I´ve got the pill

This incubator is overused
Because you´ve kept it filled
The feelin´ good comes easy now
Since I´ve got the pill

It´s gettin´ dark it´s roostin´ time
Tonight´s too good to be real
Oh but daddy don´t you worry none
´Cause mama´s got the pill

Oh daddy don´t you worry none
´Cause mama´s got the pill


(many years ago)

 

[sweetnpetite]

Let's Make Love

Faith Hill
"Let's Make Love"
(feat. Tim McGraw)

Baby I've been drifting away
Dreaming all day
Of holidng you
Touching you
The only thing I want to do
Is be with you
As close to you
As I can be

Let's make love
All night long
Until all our strength is gone
Hold on tight
Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up
Let's make love
Oh, baby

Do you know what you do to me
Everything inside of me
Is wanting you
And needing you
I'm so in love with you
Look in my eyes
Let's get lost tonight
In each other

Let's make love
All night long
Until all our strength is gone
Hold on tight
Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up
Let's make love

Let's make love
All night long
Until all our strength is gone
Hold on tight
Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up
Oh, until the sun comes up
Let's make love

Oh baby, let's make love
All night long
All night long
Let's make love

 

[sweetnpetite]

Whoop-De-Do
by Lorrie Morgan


Fancy you showin' up at this place
"Big Stuff" on your vanity plates
Kissin' everybody on both of their cheeks
Just you and what's her name
Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her
You gonna help her with her homework later
Then brag to all your friends
"Bout how you scored again

Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm
What are you tryin' to prove to who
I said whoop-de-do

Back when I was just fresh off the farm
Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm
I froze up like a deer in the headlights
And you knocked me off my hooves
But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south
And every other word comin' out of your mouth
Was a downright lie, but smooth.

Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you got another beauty on your arm
What are you tryin' to prove to who
I said whoop-de-do.

Bridge

So this is your big plan
A string of young pearls
Always slippin' through your hands
Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do
Whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm
Don't it feel like deja vu
What are you trying to prove to who
I said, "Whoop-de-do"
Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do.

 

[sweetnpetite]

LUDACRIS

"What's Your Fantasy"
(feat. Shawna)

[Ludacris]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now, give it to me now

[Shawna]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now..

[Chorus: Ludacris, then Shawna *2X*]
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the
flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop, keep the door locked while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
or in back of a classroom
how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
see I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
and if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
and the tell me what they fantasy
like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the bath tub
with the candle lit you give it up till they go out
or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert
cause you know I got sold out
or red carpet dick could just roll out
go 'head and scream you can't hold out
we can do it in the pouring rain
runnin the train when it's hot or cold out
how 'bout in the library on top of books
but you can't be too loud
you wanna make a brother beg for it
give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
we can do it in the white house
tryna make them turn the lights out
champaign with my campaign let me do the damn thing
what's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi
in the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me or just pull me
on hay in middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk
sheets uh
eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
that's the way you like to f**k, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
in the garden all in the dirt
Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk
Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
In the sun or up in the shade
on the top of my escalade
Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the
ropes!
On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes!
What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it
melt
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my
brains

[Chorus - repeat 4X]

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: and still more

- Aerosmith

Mmm mmm mmm mmm... yeah
Workin' like a dog for the boss man (wo)
Workin' for the company (wo yeah)
Bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' (wo)
I'm gonna have a fantasy (wo yeah)
But where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Jackie's in the elevator (wo)
Lingerie second floor (wo yeah)
She said can I see you later (wo)
And love you just a little more (wo yeah)
I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey
And have you home by five

Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground
In the air, in the air honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when i'm going down

Love in an

Elevator

Going down

Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I hit the ground

Gonna be a penthouse pauper (wo)
Gonna be a millionaire (wo yeah)
I'm gonna be a real fast talker (wo)
And have me a love affair (wo yeah)
Gotta get my timing right (wo)
It's a test that I got to pass (yeah)
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey (wo)
Kiss your sassafrass
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm going down
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I'm going down
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I'm going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I'm going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I'm going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator

Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I'm going down
In the air, in the air, in the air, in the air
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when I'm going down

********

Rag doll, living in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before

I'm feelin' like a bad boy
MMM Just like a bad boy
I'm rippin' up a rag doll
Like throwin' away an old toy
Some babe's talkin' real loud
Talkin' all about the new crowd
Try and sell me on a old dream
A new version of the old scene
Speak easy on the grape vine
Keep shufflin' in the shoe shine
Old tin lizzy do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Rag doll, living in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before

Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
Tap dancing on a land mine
Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin'
Old tin lizzy do it till you're dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Rag doll, living in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me, baby won't you do me
Baby won't you do me like you done before, ooh ooh

Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
Get crazy on the moonshine
Yes, I'm movin', I'm really movin'
Sloe gin fizzy
Do it till you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery
Rag doll, living in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
Rag doll, living in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before

 

[sweetnpetite]

You're a song
Written by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong cause
This might sound to you a bit odd
But you own the place
Where all my thoughts go hiding
And right under your clothes
Is where I find them

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to lie
Because of you
I'm running out of reasons to cry
When the friends are gone
When the party's over
We will still belong to each other

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

 

[sweetnpetite]

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
By: Ohio Express
(Arthur Resnick - Joey Levine)
Lead Singer: Joey Levine
1968

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you re giving
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar
Kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny
But your love honey
And honey, I love you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
That your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to hold ya
I love to kiss ya
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing

 

[Belegon]

not the greatest poetry, but....

"I want you hard in my ar-ar-arms.
so soft in my bed...
You get the key to my he-he-heart
when you wear that sweet dress
(you know, the short one...)

cause you're so physical, physical...to me."

ahh, you need the rythym and the driving bass...does not work without it...

 

[BlackSnake]

What's sex without background music

 

[BlackSnake]

There is an old R&B classic to the tune of 'Willie And The Hand Jive.' It is not as raw as some of the stuff posted above, but this was back in the late 50's!

By Snatch & the Poontangs [I'm not making this up!]
'Hey Shine' [Ostensibly Shine is working as a boiler room hand on a ship. He doesn't seem to care much for the high and mighty passengers.]

"Captains Daughter said save poor me!
I'll give you more pussy than your eyes can see!"
[Shine replies]
"Pussy is good while it last, but if you can't swim...hunh...That's your ass!"

"Captains wife said save poor me,
I'll give you mo money than your eyes can see"
[Shine replies]
"money is good and this I know,
but there's better bullshit on yonder sho'[re]!

[Chorus]
"Hey shine, hey shine, hey shine, save this ass of mine!"

[A musical classic from the very old days!]

If I can remember the lyrics, I'll post the Bullmoose Jackson version of "Big Ten Inch."

Hey, didn't Rudy Ray Moore do that on his LP? "When the news of the great Titantic when down, Shine was drinking rum in Memphis, Tennesee" Something like that, it's been a very long time.

RUDY RAY MOORE, DOLEMITE - Comedian

"Realizing he needed to carve out his own niche from other black comedians of that period (namely, Redd Foxx), Moore took a much more shocking approach to his comedy by filling his material with profanity, sex, and several traditional toasts (Shine and the Great Titanic, The Signifying Monkey, and of course Dolemite), making him the world's first X-rated comedian. His toasts were formatted as rhyming stories ("Some folks say that Willie Green, was the baddest motherfucker the world had ever seen," etc.) and often backed by music which has made him a great influence on rap artists of today, many of which have sampled Moore's material or even went so far as to have him appear in songs or videos."

Found It

The 12th of May was one hell of a day
When the news got around
To all the seaport towns
That the great Titanic was sinking down.

Up stepped a Black man from the deck below (that they called Shine)
Hollerin', "Captain, Captain, don't you know
there's forty feet of water on the boiler room floor".

The captain said, "Go back, you dirty black,
we got a thousand pumps to keep this water back.

Shine went back below and began to think
That, umph, this big bad muthafucka is bound to sink.

Shine said, it's fish in the ocean, crabs in the sea
But it's one time you good cool white people ain't gone bullshit me.

Shine went on the deck, jumped overboard,
waved his ass, begin to swim.
With a thousand millionaires lookin' at him.

The captain's wife stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
I'll give you all the good pussy you can see.

Shine said, "Your pussy is good, and that is true,
but it's some hoes down on 5th Street that'll make an ass out of you!

There's pussy on land, and pussy on sea.
I got twenty-five hoes in New York just waiting for me!

Captain's daughter stepped on the deck sayin',
"Shine, Shine, please save poor me.
Said, I'll name this little kid after thee."

Shine said, "Bitch, Ya knocked up and gone have a kid,
but your ass got to hit this water
just like ol' Shine did."

Here come the Captain,
"Shine, Shine please save me.
I'll make you richer than any Shine can be."

Shine said, "Captain, to save you would be very fine
but I got to first save this black ass of mine."

Said, money on land and money on sea.
I got a thousand dollars in New York just waitin' on me.

Shine said, "Shark, look out!
Said, I know some of this black ass you'd like to taste,
but from here to New York is gonna be one hell of a race."

When the news got around the world
that the great Titanic had sunk,
Shine was in Harlem on a hundred and twenty-fifth street
damn near drunk.

 

[BlackSnake]

I hope this isn't too far off, but Rudy Ray Moore use to kill me. I use to have a bit of this in my signature:

The Signifying Monkey

Way down in the jungle deep
The lion stepped on the signifying monkey's feet.
The monkey said,"Motherfucka, can't you see?
You're standing on my god damn feet!"
The monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree
Bullshittin' a line every day of the week.
Everyday before the sun go down
That lion would kick his ass all through the jungle town.
But the monkey got wise and started using his wit
Start telling 'I'm gonna put a stop to this old ass-kicking shit.'
So he ran up on the lion the very next day
He said,"Oh, Mr. Lion. There's a big, bad motherfucka coming your way.
And he's somebody that you don't know.
He just broke aloose from Ringling Brother's Show.
Said he talked about your people in a hell of a way.
He talked about your people til my hair turned gray.
So Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right.
So wherever you run up on the elephant I want you to be ready to fight."
The lion jump up in a hell of a rage
Like a young man smoking some gage.
He ran up on the elephant talking to the swine.
He said,"All right, you big, bad motherfucka,
it's gonna be your ass or mine."
The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass
But the elephant side-stepped him and knocked him dead on his ass.
He fucked up his jaw, messed up his face,
broke all four legs and knocked his ass out of place.
They fought all night and all the next day.
Somehow the little lion managed to get away.
He drug his ass back to the jungle more dead than alive
Just to run into the monkey and more of his signifying jive.
The little monkey said,"Look here, partner, you don't look so swell.
Looks to me like you caught a whole lot of hell."
Said,"Your eyes is red and your ass is blue.
I knew in the first place it wasn't shit to you.
But I told my wife before you left
'I should have whipped your ass my motherfucking self.'
Shut up! Don't you roar!
'Cause I'll jump out of this tree and whip your dog ass some more.
And don't look up here with your stuck ol' case
Because I'll piss through the fork of this tree in your motherfuckin' face."
The little monkey got happy; started jumping up and is down
His feet missed the limb and his ass hit the ground.
Like a ball of lightning and streak of white heat
That lion went on his ass with all four feet.
Thus, rolls of tears came in the little monkey's eyes.
Nothing he could see and nothing he could hear
But he knew that was the end of his bullshittin' and signifying career
and signifying career!!!

 

[cjh]

CandyMan
Roy Orbison

Come on baby, let me take you by the hand
come on sugar, let me take you by the hand
go for me, let me be,
all your own candy, your candy, candy man

come on baby, I love your honey lovin ways
baby sweet thing, I love your honey lovin, your honey lovin ways
come to me, let me be
all your own candy, your candy, candy man

Come on woman, gonna treat you right
give you candy kisses every single night

candy man, candy man, candy man, candy man,

go for me, let me be
all your own candy, your candy, candy man.

 

[Guest]

Ok, I narrowed mine down to three, I have loads more.

Christina Aguilera - Dirty (Great song to fuck to. )

Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (ho), christina you nasty? (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) x7

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room
I'm coming through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat'n til my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are pumpin' (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are crashin' (oh)
No question, time for some action

Temperature's up (can you feel it)
'bout to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass (ha)
I like that

Tight hip huggers (low for ho)
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat'n til my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
hot rockin', everyone's talking

Give all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
dancin' getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes, it's the one
You've been wait'n on
Get up get it rough
Yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you love
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)

what to do when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)

Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...

Redman: not in alll versions, if it isn't just skip it)
Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show
I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya divas (ow!)
If the media shine
I'm shining with both of the sleeves up
Yo Christina, better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair (yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it up
Baby it's brick city, you heard of that
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
Dogs, let 'em out, women, let 'em in
It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking

Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
dancin getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
(Ooh oh)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Ooh oh)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
dancin' getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy
(Let's get dirrty)
Gonna get a little unruly
(I wanna get dirrty)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Let's get dirrty)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
(Ooh yeah)
Sweat dripping over my body
(Let's get dirrty)
dancin getting just a little naughty
(Wanna get dirrty)
Wanna get dirrty
(Ooh yeah)
It's about time for my arrival

Uh, what?


Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (an even better one to fuck to. )

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax Relax Relax
Higher higher Relax


Beenie Man - Dude (A great one to dance dirty to, and so "me").

You want a proper fix, call me,
you want to get your kicks, call me
You want your G's fixed, call me,
mi have the remix, call me
From di odda day
It's like a play some bwoy a play
Mi hear di girls callin mi
hear di girls bawlin mi hear di girls cryin out
She seh Beenie.........

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the bed,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man

[Verse 1: Beenie Man (Ms. Thing)]
Gal, if yuh love holla at mi one time (Hey!)
Holla at mi if yuh waan di wickedest wine
I know It's been awhile but baby neva mind
Cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine (Hey!)
Yo! satisfaction a every girl dream
Mi love fi put it on when dem wiggle and scream (Hey!)
Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine
She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie....

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the bed,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man


[Verse 2: Beenie Man]
She waan a man fi put har inna trance
A man who know fi tun har round and mek she belly dance
Rudebwoy lovin wid a little romance
She waan to get wild but she neva had a chance
When, she seh she neva had it so deep
So right now I'm di man she definetly wanna keep
Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep
Dat's why when mi pager start beep she seh Beenie......

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the bed,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will do me in his van,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
>>here is a long verse by a female rapper, i cant be sure of the lyrics here but its another verse>>

[Verse 3: Beenie Man]
You heard what she preferred,
she waan a man weh mek she fly like a bird
She waan a real man she don't waan nuh nerd
She waan yuh gi har it good mark mi word
I'm not a perv but mi mek she serv,
she waan di rockula well until it curve
Har ex bwoyfriend ain't got di nerve
Have har a wait and she nah get served,
so she seh Beenie.....

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the bed,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man


Lou