Sex that we didn't see in films

I'd previously mentioned that I wasn't going to move forward with this idea.
Until this morning when the perfect (and I do mean perfect) scene popped into my twisted brain.

The fade to black scene between Sheriff Bart and Lili Von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles. If there was a scene tailor made for this idea, that's the one and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have to get a German speaking Lit member to help me with some of the dialog I think, because she moans in German. 😁

"Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue."
I think there was a line that may have been cut in some versions where Cleavon Little then says, "Baby, you're sucking on my arm."
 
I think there was a line that may have been cut in some versions where Cleavon Little then says, "Baby, you're sucking on my arm."
I don't think it was in the theatrical version I saw in 1974, but that was a long time ago. Thus I don't know what it is: a director's cut? a bootleg copy? Hollywood insider info? an urban legend? Maybe I'll try researching it soon and I'll try to find out.
 
This is just an idea right now and was wondering what everyone thought of it.
Okay, your favorite film - the two main characters are making eyes at one another, there are a couple of suggestive lines of dialog, the couple kisses passionately, and then the scene changes, and we are left to assume the characters are doing the horizontal mambo off-screen.

I'm thinking about a series of celebrity/fan fiction shorts, just on those sex scenes we didn't see. For instance, in Smokey and the Bandit, there's a scene when we are led to believe the Bandit and Frog (Sally Fields' character) are getting it on in the woods, during a few moments of downtime. I think it would be fun as hell, to create that sex scene. As mild or wild as I want.

Maybe even a Writers Challenge? I'd love to hear your thoughts on the subject.
Interrogation of Leia in the Death Star & how she goes from armored bounty hunter to pleasure slave are what first come to my dirty little mind.

The mind control of Lt Ilia by V’ger

Most any time Nanny Ogg’s offscreen on Disc World

Etc…
 
She had no armor on the Death Star. I think you meant Jabba Palace.

I’d meant both, actually. Interrogated by a floating ball droid with a bigass needle on the Death Star, and later stripped of her armor & chained up at Jabba’s.

The needle could be full of all sorts of ‘fun’ things - aphrodisiac, intoxicant, hallucinogen, morality inhibiter, etc, and repulsor/tractor fields could have very useful effects on flesh, (im)properly applied.
 
This scene in Sorority Boys. Except he stays in the shower and lets her reach for the towel.
https://men.aznude.com/azncdn/barrywatson/sororityboys/sororityboys-watson-hd-001-hd.html
I think a standalone story similar to this scene could be made. A guy is at his girlfriend's house. Most nights he sneaks in to fuck her without her mother knowing. One night she asks him to shower before they have sex. He goes to the shower and while he's washing himself his girlfriend's mother comes in. She's almost legally blind without her glasses so he pretends to be her daughter. Telling her that her daughter is using the shower. Thinking she will go back to bed. Instead she joins him in the shower. Like in the clip she starts washing her tits with a small towel. His cock gets super hard as she drops the towel on his cock.

How do you think she reacts when she reaches to pick up the towel?
 

Didn't they have a legit fuck room where people went doing aphrodisiac drugs, to join into a seemingly nonstop orgy? As nonchalantly as if it was a tea party. Well, a few had reservations to that attitude, if I remember right, but that only makes it more interesting.

Also the "rebel corner" girls defying gender norms (or am I mixing things up with something else?)

And how the machine was bringing up the next generation as practically savages, and the entire place both depopulating and breaking down gradually, I think there's quite a potential for raunchy sequels (perhaps from the escapees point, extracting and abusing... well, reintegrating rescues off the vault).
 

Except they are all supposed to die at thirty, which is just when most people are hitting their stride in life.
 
The Ultimate 30 And Out Plan.

So, their 20's must have been rip-roarin'
 
I sure hope somebody went down on Sharon Stone after she uncrossed her legs in Basic Instinct
I'm sure Stone had enough real-life guys that she didn't need to be interested in the cast members. She's had two husbands and two "partners," plus who know how many other dudes in her life. As 65, she's only two years younger than I am and like me, it's starting to show. But as that song goes, "But stiff back or stiff knees, you stand straight at Tiffany's!"
 
Who’s the guy in back, blonde hair, choker, tight pants, top cut to the waist? Even tastier than Michael York!
 
Who’s the guy in back, blonde hair, choker, tight pants, top cut to the waist? Even tastier than Michael York!
I believe that if you deep dive into the lore you may find out quite a lot about him by those clothes alone, because I think all they wear are basically uniforms, color and fashion coded to roles/sections whatever.
 
Thanks for reminding us all of The Avengers, possibly the greatest unresolved sexual tension in television.
RIP Diana Rigg. At the end of her life. she was just another old English lady, but all of us will eventually get there too.
 
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