Sherwoody Forest

[Isolde]

Meridain

Meridain laughed and picked up her pace. "Oh, I know the rumors you have been hearing about what makes Big John big. And I know you would rather be dinner than have dinner."

As they neared the camp, Meridain stopped and gestured Nanny to hide behind a tree while she hid behind the one opposite her. Looking in at the camp, she saw John, Robin and Tuck in the camp and a mischievious smile lit her face as she removed the bow from her shoulder and slipped an arrow from her quiver.

Tying the ribbon from her hair onto the shaft of the arrow, something that Robin would recognize right away, she knocked it and took aim at the hat that sat at a jaunty angle on her love's head.

Quickly releasing the arrow, it zinged across the camp, into his hat and stuck in the tree across the way. They were now announced.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Nanny

laughing, she jumps behind a tree and watches Meridian annouce them.
"great aim babe!" gives her a high 5 and follows her into camp.

Sassy as she always does, Nanny strolls in behind Meridian. Not watching where she is going, she trips over a pebble and rolls down the hill, stopping at the bottom, in a perfect lady like sit.







ooc: someone know Nanny's name? or shall i make one up?

 

[The_high_king]

Robin Head

"Hey! My hat, alright, come out here you little son of a bi...", I noticed Meriadian, and her Nanny waving at me. I calm down knowing it was them, and wave back. Being the gentlemen that I was, I trip over while walking towards them. I fall into a ditch, and climb back out. "Ah, Meridian, my love, what brings you to this forest, would you care for something to eat?" I put my arm arond her waist as we stroll off toward the camp.

ooc: sorry, I don't know who you are refering to Necromancer2. I don't believe I read about him in the story when I was a kid.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Nanny

Nanny sits on the log and says hi to big john. Pulling the weeds out of her hair.

"nice to see you Big John" She lustfully winks at him and looks into the pot
"whats on the menu tonight?" Turning To the waiter, Nanny scans the three foot long menu, only has Rabbit Stew listed. Turning back to the pot she Sniffs the scent.."smells good" the waiter exits into the brush vanishing. Nanny looks over and sees Robin Head and Meridian Sucking face.





ooc: i think he means the black man in the newest robin hood tale with Kevin Costner in it.

 

[Isolde]

Meridain

Meridain laughed as Robin climbed out of the pit and leaned into his embrace.

"Let me see," She said, acting like she had to think about it,"What in the world could have possessed me to end up in this part of the woods I wonder?"

"I'm sure it couldnt have been a handsome...devious....graceful," She added as he again fell into the ditch and climbed out,"outlaw, could it?"

Helping him up from his last dirty tumble, she presses her body against him,"And tell me, Robin, my heart, what exactly is on the menu today? And I dont mean what John is cooking up."

 

[Tornado]

The Big Bad Sheriff

A servant lead the Sheriff through dark hallways into the great hall where Meridain's father greeted him. The man kowtowed to King John's man in Naughtyhamm.

"May I offer you a goblet of mead before we dine, Sheriff?"

"No," the Sheriff's dark eyes looked around the room expressively. "Where is your daughter, Meridain?"

"Locked in her room like a proper young maiden, my lord."

The evil man's face broke out into a grin. "I see you know how to raise a daughter. Might I have the pleasure of her company at supper?"

"Of course! I will fetch her myself." The pudgy man said as he leapt from his seat and left the room.

The Sheriff leaned back and smiled.

 

[J Bravo]

Big John

IC: As I was adding the last ingredients, tumbling down a hill, comes nanny. I have GOT to remember to ask her name next time. We chat a bit and she checks out the menu. I look at her and notice that her clothes have become ruffled since her fall and I can see most of her breasts, even the top of her left nipple. They are surprisingly large. I can't help but to feel "Little Big John" begin to stand up. I turn my back to Nanny and adjust myself in my pants.

 

[The_high_king]

Robin Head

so whats on the menu Robin?", asked Meridian. I smile, and reply, "me with a side of love", (sorry, I couldn't think of anything better). We both giggle a bit as we stroll on to camping ground, "you know, one day when Pimp Richard returns to rule Naughtyhamm, I would like to marry you", she smiled a bit. "I hope you remebered to create a magical clone of yourself before you left".

ooc: Hey, remember. Magics allowed.

 

[Guest]

Jill Suckit

A laugh comes from the trees and Jill jumps down from the branches doing a flip before she reaches the ground. She was back from her scouting duties.

"Especially, since the Sherrif is on his way to your house right now," She said walking over to the pot to sniff what was for dinner.

"Rabbit stew again?," She moans as she smacks Big John on the ass in a friendly gesture,"One day we are all going to grow long floppy ears and start hopping around eating carrots!"

Sitting down on a fallen log, she flashes a smile at both Nun and Nanny. Those two were just looked too good and the stirrings in her pants was the curse and blessing of being born a part of both sexes.

To take he mind off of the thoughts running through her mind, she gave her report. "Seems that the Sherrif is making a place in his trophy room for your head again, Robin. His cock is stiff and his brain is soft and Guy of Gisborne has been ousted as his third arm man."

She threw back her head and laughed before continuing. "Me thinks Meridain is on his list of replacements if I read things correctly."

Looking Meridain up and down she says,"Not that I blame him for it."

 

[Jocelyn]

OOC: Damn! That was me, everybody.

IC: As if in an afterthought, Jill said,"Oh, yeah and there is a bard coming our way through the forest. Want me to head a welcoming party?"

 

[Destiny_Brent]

OOC: I believe Necromencer is refering to a character that only appeared in ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS. A-choo

IC:
"Hey! My hat, alright, come out here you little son of a bi..."

Despite that he cought himself I still felt a smirk creep acrossed my face, followed by a stern look and wagging finger.

"Tut tut Robin such language!"

I chuckled as he looked back and stumbled in a ditch shaking my head lightly. I soon found myself sitting down at the table to enjoy some delicious rabit stew... again. I smiled cordially at Jill,

"Gooden Jill. It's been a while since I've seen you."

 

[Sweetp4u]

Nanny

Sitting on the log, adjusting herself. Nanny says hi to Jill and Nun.

"the Sheriff has a bounty again? is it more than the tweleve pounds he offered last time?" Reaching down she pulls out a large pussy willow from her blouse followed by some hotdogs, and reaching further down she pulls out an arrow. "rolling around here could be dangerous"..

 

[The_high_king]

Robin Head

"I agree", I said as I finished off my stew. I stood up to give my orders, "Alright, Big John, I need you to assemble some men for scouting. I need to know if there are any patrols in the forest, and try not ot be seen this time. Jill, I need you, and two people to welcome the bard, then bring him to me, and do not, I repeat, do not let anyone see you except him. Sister Tuck, I need you, and a few other men to start unloading the supplies into our secret base, and keep quiet while your at it. I don't want anyone to find out where the secret base is. Nanny, I need you to return to the castle, and stall for Meridian if anyone enters her room. Me, and Meridian will be at the secret base to, 'talk', about... certain... things. Okay, you have your orders, now, Go! Go! Go!" Everyone quickly leaves to get to work. They had better, since the sheriff's men had already entered the forest. I could smell their disgusting stench from a mile away.

ooc: Ha! Ha! Thats some funny stuff there Nanny

 

[Sweetp4u]

Nanny

occ: lol ty High..


Standing up to do Robin's bidding, Nanny races up the hill to her waiting mount. Hopping on her horse, her skirt is caught on a twig and it rips off, Revealing another skirt of a lighter shade. Once on her horse she turns the Animal around by whispering in his ear some naughty tid bits. Riding back towards the castle, she reaches it uneventful. Climbing back up the rope, she enters Meridian's room. Reaching under her dress she takes off the breaches and stashes the bow and arrow along with the pants. Sitting on the bed, she picks back up her embroidery and continues to stitch.. Looking down at her handiwork there is a nice figure appearing in the material. A large well hung man, wearing a mask and holding some flowers... just her idea of fun! adjusting her bum alittle, nanny feels something moving under the bed. A questioning look comes to her eyes,as she lifts up and pulls a wooden dildo from between the sheets.
Smiling as any dotting Nanny would do, She sighs and says " Oh Meridian.,.. tsk tsk.. you shouldnt leave your toys laying around. Putting it in her chest at the foot of the bed, she unlocks the door and goes down to the main hall. Going to go and "speak" to her father..

 

[Destiny_Brent]

Nun Tucket nodded happily sighing at the soup but stood and went towards her cart rounding up a few carts and casting a glance towards Jill nodding as goodbye as she headed off to greet the Bard.

"Let's get going gentlemen."

She waved the guys towards her cart and they led it to the base,

"Now the stuff in the barrells I'm taking to the small villiage at the borders so just leave them there. The rest goes to you."

The men eagerly unloaded the supplies, she suspected a few of tapping into the liquor as they seemed to be in their longer than the rest and came out in quite the merry spirit. She had to playfully slap a few hands that tended to wander where it wasn't proper they be.

 

[J Bravo]

Big John

"Gocha Robin" I say as I hide the pot of stew in some bushes and round up some of the men. I grab my staff and place a dagger in my boot as me and my men head out into the forest.

OOC: I honestly don't know where to go from here. ^_^

if there are any females who want to join, be my guest. But I'm not having a gay orgy.

 

[CiscoAncon]

Alan O' Dickle

I'd swear I've been here before. I had been a wanderin this forest going in circles forever ... I'm starting to think that the 'villagers' were using me for a big laugh at my expense.

"Screw it!", I sit down and prop myself up against a tree. "If they want me they can find me!"

I unwrap my modified dulcimer ... { sometime ago I'd met up with this crazy old wizard ... he had some kooky ideas but one night he showed me what he meant. He took my aged dulcimer and did some tinkering to it. He added some 'switches' and an 'amplifier'. He told me he had 'electrified' it. He kept talking in this language using words that I did not understand. All I know, is that when he was done, my dulcimer sounded different and louder and would make noises that I had never heard before. He told me it was a guitar and that he had seen it in a vision of the future ... yeah yeah ... Now, as long as i don't flip the switch, it still sounds like my old instrument, but when I do, it's like I become possessed and devil's music comes from it.}

and flip the switch ... "If this doesn't make them come, nothing will" .. And begin playing a tune that's been going around in my head ... I think I'll call it "Iron Man"

 

[Tornado]

The sheriff

The Sheriff of Naughtyhamm waited.

He thumbed his fingers against the heavy arm of his chair.

He got up and poured himself a goblet of his host's horrible mead.

He picked at a lose thread on a tapestry until it started to unravel in his hand.

He sat back down, looking around to see if anyone had seen him pull apart the wall hanging.

He counted the bricks in the fireplace.

CRASH!

The goblet flew across the room, smashing into the blazing fire.

Naughtyhamm's sheriff hated many things; woman who weren't careful with their teeth when giving head, women who whined about not receiving pleasure, women who expected to be fed as well as fucked, women who didn't like farm animals, but most all, he hated waiting for women. Where was that tasty little bitch and her suck-up of a father?

"Blasted! Where are they?" the sheriff yelled to no one in particular. He got up again. "It shouldn't be too hard to find them in this pathetic little estate."

As Naughtyhamm started to walk through the large arched doorway opposite the fireplace, he walked straight into the largest pair of breasts he had seen in a great while.

"Why hellooo, you two" he said to the mammaries, his voice going all oily and sweet.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Nanny

Walking down the stairs she comes abreast to the sherrif. Poking out her chest further, she looks down at him from the steps above. Well well well she thinks if it isnt old needle dick come to drool on the maidens and scare the small farm animals to running off. Smiling sweetly, hiding her dominate side very well she speaks to the sherrif.. nice and slowly..

"Well..... hello.. there....sherrif.....come...to...see...the....new....born......lambs...?"

Speaking slowly he still didnt raise his eyes above her heaving chest. Tapping a finger on her boob, she catches his eyes and points upwards to her face..."I SAID Hello Sheriff"

 

[Jocelyn]

Jill

Jill stood up and gave Robin a sweeping salute. "Gotcha, boss man," She said as she launched herself up and into the trees again. Moving along the closely grown branches of the trees, she made her way towards where she saw the bard last. Those of Robin's men who were assigned to accompany her followed her on the ground. They were used to Jills eccentric ways by now.

As they neared the spot, they were blasted by shrill sounds. The men on the ground yelled and held their ears but Jill just grinned and nodded.

"Yeah, man, now that is some happening tunes." Moving quickly towards the source of the sounds and leaving the wimps behind, Jill was soon over the bard's head. With a flip and twirl, she landed in front of him and gave him the thumbs up.

"Great beat, Meistro(sp)," She said, nodding to the wierd instrument,"So whats your handle and how come you to be in this neck of the woods?"

 

[CiscoAncon]

Alan O'Dickle

Here I was sitting in these woods jammin' out some blastin' chords, When this chick lands in front of me out of the trees above.

"BWaahhhmmmwmmmllrlllskjdlj" was the sound heard as my startled hands fumbled the strings. In the distance, the shrill cry of a bird dropping from the sky could be heard

"Oh, thanks .... Just a little ditty I've started to compose."

I flick the switch and stand up. This happening wench stands before me, a beautiful vision with the most ample busom. I lean against my instrument and answer waving my hand in the air.

"As for who I am ... well ... I am Alan O' Dickle, the greatest bard in all the land. I have seen and written ballads of all the greatest men.And I am hear now to compose a ballad about Robin Head and his Horny Men. I have decided that it is high time that his tails of adventure should be chronicled by I, Alan O'Dickle, greatest bard in all the land. "

"And who might you be, my fair maiden?"

 

[The_high_king]

Robin Head

ooc: actually Big John, once your finished scouting, you can help Nun Tuck unload the rest of the supplies.

ic: Robin opened the door to his room, and motioned for Meridian to come in, "what this way madam". I pull out a seat for her, and beckoned her to sit. "So Meriadian, there must have been a lot of stress for you lately. How about I help you relax", I put my hands on her shoulders, and started to give her a soothing massage. I dared not go any further until she said so. Meridian let out a sigh of relief from the relaxing massage.

ooc: in real life. I don't even know how to give a massage.

 

[Isolde]

Meridain

OOC: Sorry about not posting. Trying to help my step mom settle in with her new baby.

IC: Meridain was happy to follow the outlaw leader and was soon sitting down and having her shoulders massaged.

"Only if you call listening to Father rant and rave about one thing or another each and every day stressful," She said,"He thinks that something is only worthwhile if it is boring. Which explains his intrest in the Sherrif."

She moved her hands up and under her hair to lift it up for him before running her fingers down her collar and then her neckline, over the buttons on her shirt, brushing them open 'accidentally' before sweeping them over her stomach and into her lap. Leaning into the massage, she brushed her cheek against his hand before leaning back and looking at him.

"I do believe those two are plotting something, Robin, My Love, I just wish I had been born a son sometimes instead of a daughter so that I could be let in on some of his whisperings behind closed doors."

 

[J Bravo]

Big John

IC:

Me and the horny men went on a long walk through a forest. It was supposed to be a treck to see if there were any evil scouts about. But the most we saw were some deer. Strangly, some of the Horny Men went running after the deer with their pants down. strange fucks.

As I and some men returned to camp, they headed in their own directions as I thought on what to do.

/Nun Tuck!/

I could help her unload supplies. I smiled and jogged off to help.

 

[Jocelyn]

Jill

Jill smiled mischieviously and said,"Well I might be a music agent come to sign you up for The Naughtyham Inn's big show three times a night and four on Saturday...but you arent that lucky, chum!"

Taking off her hat, she made a sweeping bow,"The names Jill, Jill Suckit and I just happen to be one of Robin Head's men and your rad playing on that strange instrument has just won you a trip to see the boss man himself. Robin is in need of some good PR or he wont ever make the history book. And we can always use you to stave off that idiot Sherrif and his pitiful gaggle of men with that instrument of yours."

Pointing to the rest of the Horny Men who were staggering out of the forest, she smiled and said,"The Sherrif's men have less taste then these guys...I have seen the wenches they come out of the inn with...Yeeeesssshhhhh!" She shivered to emphasis her point.

"So, pack up your happenin' tunes and lets go see the big guy. Oh, and I hope you like 'Blind Man's Bluff' cause no one gets to see Robin without being blindfolded."

Whiping out a large handkerchief that was tie dyed with brilliant neon colors, she smiled as the Horny Men dropped their hands from thier ears and covered their eyes at the sight of it. With a groan two or three dropped to the ground unconscious as she tied the scarf around Alan's eyes.

"Wimps," She muttered as she took the bard's hand and begin to lead him through the most winding path there which just happened to be by the straightest path there was. The one they were on went over and around the trees for about a good hour, the straight path took five minutes.