CiscoAncon
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- Aug 9, 2001
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Alan O'Dickle
Damn .. I was getting tired ... nobody realizes how much energy it takes to walk blindfolded ... stumbling occasionally ... struggling not to fall ... ducking when told to duck ... bobbing and weaving ... wow, if you actually think about it ... it's almost like sex with the light off ... anyways finally this dame Jill finally calls a stop. I think it's kinda funny that all these men take orders from a woman ...
"Thank God ... A break .. a rest ... How much farther is it?"
She tells me its about ten miles and we'll hit the camp around sunset. Okay, so it's not that far but the path she points to looks treacherous, at least to a blind man.
"So, my fair lady, what's for lunch?"
She let's out a string of curses so vile and vulgar she has the men once again writhing on the ground holding their ears ... a couple seem to have blood oozing from their noses.
She excuses herself and jumps into the trees. Even before I can respond to anything she returns with a knapsack full of food and drink.
"How'd you do that?" ... I narrow my eyes and look at her ... "Hey, wait a minute ... I may not be the brightest man in the land but I'm no dummy ... you've been leading me down this cursed winding trail to make sure there's no way I could retrace my steps .. " I stand and start looking through the foilage "The camp is somewhere near here, isn't it!?!"
All of a sudden, a rage creeps through me and I start on a tirade ..... "I've been 'roughing' it for the past two days and now bruised ... tired ... sexuall deprived ... I'm being led around and around ... blindfolded ... all for the sake of security..."
I take a step towards Jill and grab her by the shoulders to shake her!
"I want you to take to Robin Head, now ... none of this round and round ..."
I really don't know what she did but the next thing I know, I'm laying on my back and she's straddling my chest leaning back with a knife pointed to my family jewels.
Damn .. I was getting tired ... nobody realizes how much energy it takes to walk blindfolded ... stumbling occasionally ... struggling not to fall ... ducking when told to duck ... bobbing and weaving ... wow, if you actually think about it ... it's almost like sex with the light off ... anyways finally this dame Jill finally calls a stop. I think it's kinda funny that all these men take orders from a woman ...
"Thank God ... A break .. a rest ... How much farther is it?"
She tells me its about ten miles and we'll hit the camp around sunset. Okay, so it's not that far but the path she points to looks treacherous, at least to a blind man.
"So, my fair lady, what's for lunch?"
She let's out a string of curses so vile and vulgar she has the men once again writhing on the ground holding their ears ... a couple seem to have blood oozing from their noses.
She excuses herself and jumps into the trees. Even before I can respond to anything she returns with a knapsack full of food and drink.
"How'd you do that?" ... I narrow my eyes and look at her ... "Hey, wait a minute ... I may not be the brightest man in the land but I'm no dummy ... you've been leading me down this cursed winding trail to make sure there's no way I could retrace my steps .. " I stand and start looking through the foilage "The camp is somewhere near here, isn't it!?!"
All of a sudden, a rage creeps through me and I start on a tirade ..... "I've been 'roughing' it for the past two days and now bruised ... tired ... sexuall deprived ... I'm being led around and around ... blindfolded ... all for the sake of security..."
I take a step towards Jill and grab her by the shoulders to shake her!
"I want you to take to Robin Head, now ... none of this round and round ..."
I really don't know what she did but the next thing I know, I'm laying on my back and she's straddling my chest leaning back with a knife pointed to my family jewels.