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[Sienna]

That is one special "garden" Sie.... I'm sure that flower puts off a wonderful aromatic scent that induces males from all around to stand up and smell the rose, too I know I sure would !!

*HUGS* and *SMOOCHES*

Druce

Does that make men.....likened to bees? <Joking>

Hi Druce....I will contact you when your vacation is over. Take care waves...

 

[Sienna]

.......Hello Sie, just came back from 3 weeks in the US and am catching up on your thread. I love the jokes... thanks for the good cheer.......

Sorry Hong...I missed your post....my apologies..

Thank you for dropping by... I like being nakey...but I'm getting a little more apprehensive about being nude in public now...I don't think I will be going total naked next time we visit the villa in Ibiza ...somehow, I think I will just go topless instead. I think my mindset is changing now so quickly. Maybe it's motherhood that does that and the education that I am taking onboard recently.

You and Gusty take care and see you soon

 

[Dreamweaver32]

Joke!!

Hi Folks, oops posted this in wrong place LOL Catch up with you later I hope


The nun and the cabbie

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,

"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers,

"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
“
Well, I've always had this fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me." She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that... 1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,

"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, why are you crying?" The nun asks.

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied ...I must confess... I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says,

"That's O.K., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

 

[TonyRajTiger]

HI Dreamweaver32.

I do know you by another name. ^5's

Nice joke. Mine are shit mate. But one day I will put one up when I feel in the mood.

 

[Sienna]

http://www.angelfire.com/my/beautifulvamp/importD42.gif 5,ooo Posts !..... YEAH!!!

 

[Astroman]

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 5000 SIENNA !!!!!

 

[Sienna]

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 5000 SIENNA !!!!!

OMG!.....its Astroman!

Welcome ...and thank you

 

[Dreamweaver32]

5k

Sneaks in to chink a glass with Sie and Tony *Oops!* cheap glasses, sorry LOL

Congrats Sie, looking forward to the next 5,000 Sorry T, guess you'll be cooking your own dinners still LOL

BTW T yep! you do LOL

Take care folks and remember T, your turn to look after Sie tonight hehehehe

See you, to all xxxxx

 

[Sienna]

Re: 5k

Originally posted by Dreamweaver32
Sneaks in to chink a glass with Sie and Tony *Oops!* cheap glasses, sorry LOL
Congrats Sie, looking forward to the next 5,000 Sorry T, guess you'll be cooking your own dinners still LOL
BTW T yep! you do LOL
Take care folks and remember T, your turn to look after Sie tonight hehehehe
See you, to all xxxxx

Hugggggggggggsssssssss Dreamweaver32

Thank you.....

 

[biltmore68]

once more with feeling

5000 posts huh? Was it good for you?

Congrats and here's to another 10000 more to a special lass.

 

[Sienna]

Re: once more with feeling

5000 posts huh? Was it good for you?

Congrats and here's to another 10000 more to a special lass.

Awwwwww Thank you biltmore68

You are welcome.....enjoy LIT

 

[ellessardoubleD]

YAYYAYYAYYAY!!!!!!!!!!

Sienna.............low 5 sister

........it finally happened all of a sudden and I missed the moment.....................sorry.........

..............I'm here now though......Congrats to my friend!!!

 

[Sienna]

Re: YAYYAYYAYYAY!!!!!!!!!!

============================================
Originally posted by ellessardoubleD
Sienna.............low 5 sister

........it finally happened all of a sudden and I missed the moment.....................sorry.........

..............I'm here now though......Congrats to my friend!!!
============================================

You are so welcome sister.....Thankyou

(( Huggggggggggggggssssssssss )) oh yes.....and <low 5's>

Thanx for calling in on my thread too by the way

Its where TRT and I just mess around with a few things or make comments on various things of interest....

You are welcome anytime.

~~~~~ Sie & TRT ~~~~~~~

 

[hongluobo]

Sorry Hong...I missed your post....my apologies..

Thank you for dropping by... I like being nakey...but I'm getting a little more apprehensive about being nude in public now...I don't think I will be going total naked next time we visit the villa in Ibiza ...somehow, I think I will just go topless instead. I think my mindset is changing now so quickly. Maybe it's motherhood that does that and the education that I am taking onboard recently.

You and Gusty take care and see you soon

no problems there Sienna... and congrats on 5,000... it's funny, but motherhood sort of had the same effect on Gusty.... the last nakey pic I took of her was when she was pregnant with our first child....and the last time we visited a nude beach was just prior to that.... then we started up again 17 years later.... guess life goes through many phases...., but philosophically... I really do believe naturism fits/feels right..

 

[Sienna]

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Huggggggggggssssssss Hong

Thank you.



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A site for all vegetarians....sent in by Astroman

TOONZ...

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[Sienna]

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Post 5039 - 15th July 2003
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Height x weight ratio chart:


HEIGHT WEIGHT KGS
(CMS) MEN WOMEN
147 - 45-59
150 - 45-60
152 - 46-62
155 55-66 47-63 * Sie 48kg
157 56-67 49-65
160 57-68 50-67
162 58-70 51-69
165 59-72 53-70
167 60-74 54-72
170 61-75 55-74
172 62-77 57-75
175 63-79 58-77
177 64-81 60-78
180 65-83 61-80 *TRT 87kg
182 66-85 72

 

[Dreamweaver32]

Ok Sie, you asked for more LOL and T yours can't be thaaaaaaaat bad LOL Have fun folks to all

Sister Mary Katherine


Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,

"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
Priest said to her,

"Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said,

"Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."


After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.

"You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.

"You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done f**k all but moan since you got here".


DW

 

[Astroman]

Your Mind of information

Hi sie, so how much of this did you already know ?????.


http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-116.htm

 

[Sienna]

............>Most popular type of dildo<.........


There is a thing which in the light
Is seldom us'd; but in the night
It serves the female maiden crew
The ladies and the good-wives too:
They use to take in their hand,
And then it will uprightly stand;
And to a hole they it apply
Where by its goodwill it would die;
It spends, goes out, and still within
It leaves its moisture thick and thin.


Coooooooooooool

Thanx for the joke Dreamweaver32......huggggsssss

 

[Dreamweaver32]

Two Nuns


There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical(SM)
and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).



It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
Thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working!

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be otherwise?
Pray for forgiveness!!! LOL

One for T and one for Sie:

How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
The bonds mature.



DW

 

[Sienna]

....................>Most popular type of dildo<....................

Astroman...my knowledge of dildo's is limited to what I can find that suits my needs in that particular area...

My favourite?

The Orgasm Creator... Not exactly a dildo as such but a small vibrating device I place against my clitoris that is absolutely fantastic...and that coupled with my 12" black rubber dildo... WHAT CAN I SAY! No words can ever describe it... Mmmmmmmmmm......

 

[Astroman]

....................>Most popular type of dildo<....................

Astroman...my knowledge of dildo's is limited to what I can find that suits my needs in that particular area...

My favourite?

The Orgasm Creator... Not exactly a dildo as such but a small vibrating device I place against my clitoris that is absolutely fantastic...and that coupled with my 12" black rubber dildo... WHAT CAN I SAY! No words can ever describe it... Mmmmmmmmmm......

How about this for some bath time fun ? .

http://www.fucktheshop.com/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16141&cat=261&page=1;)

 

[Sienna]

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LOL!

Thanx again Dreamweaver for those jokes.


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[Sienna]

...........> Mucky Duckie <..............

LMAO!

Well Mucky Duckydoodee!!

 

[Dreamweaver32]

My pleasure Sie, and on the subject of dildoes! LOL

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He
knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex
drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her
occupied while he was gone.

He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He
thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to
another man for him. He was browsing through the dildo's, looking for
something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old
man behind the counter. He explained his situation.

"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We
have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of thing that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped.

"Except what?" the man asked.

"Nothing, nothing."

"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo penis."

"So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said,

"Big damn deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door." The Voodoo
Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the
vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle.
Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more.

I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $738 in cash and an imitation Rolex. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch."

He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was
gone. After he'd been gone a few days, his wife was unbearably horny.
She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but
then she remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said, "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied,

"Yeah, right... Voodoo Penis, my ass!"


And on that note! Goodnight folks LOL see you soon!