Sienna's Place.

[Sienna]

Hi scott

Huggggggggggggssssssssssssss

Everything went according to plan. The handover was successful, but unfortunately very expensive because we had to arrange for the agency representative/escourt to fly out to England and then return to Holland early in the morning.

 

[druce19]

Hi Sie and Tony.....glad to hear that everything went well....I'm sure that you're ready to move on with your lives now !!

God bless !!

Druce

 

[Sienna]

Hi Sie and Tony.....glad to hear that everything went well....I'm sure that you're ready to move on with your lives now !!

God bless !!

Druce

Hugggss Druce

See you soon.

God Bless.

 

[TonyRajTiger]

Hi there Druce19.

Sorry about the communication problem before. The firewall was slowing us down on downloading and affecting other coms.

 

[druce19]

Hi there Druce19.

Sorry about the communication problem before. The firewall was slowing us down on downloading and affecting other coms.

No problem, TRT....hopefully I'll be able to catch up with you guys sometime soon !

Druce

 

[Sienna]

SOME JOKES FROM astroman:-

(1) A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?"

The doctor replied "Well, she's 34 years old and is in extremely good health apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?"

The patient's friend replied "She's been working since she was 18
years old, but what's that got to do with anything?"

"Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now!"

 

[Sienna]

(2) A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.
"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."

 

[Sienna]

(3) An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"



(4) A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer.
The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."

"Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"

 

[Sienna]

(5) The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."




(6) Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of the riverbank and dove in.
A couple of young boys came along and decided to steal her clothes.

Having gotten out of the water and discovered her clothes had been stolen, Liana decided to go to the roadside and hitch a ride home.

Along came Steve, riding a bicycle. He stopped for Liana.

"Come," he said, "I'll ride you into town."

She jumped on his bicycle and rode sidesaddle in front of him. Steve said nothing, but after ten minutes Liana was so overwhelmed at how calm he was that she said, "Tell me, haven't you noticed that I'm completely naked?"

"Sure," said Steve. "Haven't you noticed that you're riding on a girls bike?"

 

[Sienna]

(7) A blind man walked into a large department store with his seeing-eye dog. When he got to middle of the store, he stopped, picked up his dog by the leash and began swinging him around over his head.
A horrified sales clerk rushed over and said, "Sir, is there anything I can do for you?"

To which the man replied, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."



Thanx astroman

 

[scot4949]

Hi Sie. another joke you might like LOL Take care, have fun and see you soon


9 MONTHS LATER

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,

"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do." was his reply.

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."

And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said,
"Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

Caught you smiling - Keep it up!!!

 

[Sienna]

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Thanx scot4949

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[hongluobo]

Hello Sie, just came back from 3 weeks in the US and am catching up on your thread. I love the jokes... thanks for the good cheer.

on the subject of naturism, I just spent 3 days housesitting my mom's home on the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland and went nakey all day. I played on the beach and by the pool and even went canoeing naked on our pond.... and found the whole experience wonderfully exhilarating (I also took some wonderful solo pics). There is something to be said for the freedom of just being naked in nature and I can now appreciate Isabelles Nude Hiker group.

Hope all is well with you and family...

 

[TonyRajTiger]

AY! hongluobo - ^5's

Don't think we ever met on here yet. I'm Sie's other half. How are you doing? I have been following Gusty's threads you lucky man you

Seriously, she is a real beaute. Give her my regards in real for me will you.

Nice to meet you both

I'm on holidays for the next few weeks so I thought I'd join her now and then on this fascinating world of fun and fantasy on the internet. But I have to say, I'm a realist myself.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I came by for lunch today and saw y'all here. Hope things are going well. You doin' some big cookouts TRT? *running back out the door*.

to Sie, to Rebecca.

 

[Sienna]

I came by for lunch today and saw y'all here. Hope things are going well. You doin' some big cookouts TRT? *running back out the door*.

to Sie, to Rebecca.

LOL!....

Thank you for dropping by LTGR.....its good to see you again..... Hugggggggssssss

I'm just writing a new SRP with ariosto. I hope it goes well. Not done one on here for a long time.

How are you?

 

[Sienna]

12 Days Of Kittens from Druce.


On the first day ofChristmas, my kitten ruined for
me...
A batch of my special hand-print cookies. I had turned
my back to grabthe cookie sheet sitting on the stove.
In that micro-second, Sara climbedonto the table,
poked her paw into the delightfully kneady mixture
and,suddenly off-balance, fell into the cookie dough.
Net loss? Six cups offlour, four cups of sugar, three
sticks of butter.... Of course, it wouldhave been
cheaper to remove the feline ingredient, pick out the
hairs,and just rename the recipe Paw Print Cookies.

On the second day of Christmas, my kittenaccompanied
me....
On a trip to the vet clinic. Who knew that skinny
curling ribbon hasfeline taste appeal? I didn't.


Damages: $28 for the office visit, $36 foranesthesia
so the veterinarian could take $55 X-rays in case Sara
hadtaste-tested any other Christmas decorations, and a
heck of a lot ofembarrassment when the vet removed the
3' curly *tail* in slightly lessthan two seconds by
tugging at it with a pair of tweezers.

On the third day ofChristmas, my kitten wrecked for
me...
13 ornaments on my Christmas tree. My mistake was
forgetting to chain thedecorations to the branches. My
other error was leaving the room to go tothe bathroom
while Sara feigned sleeping under the tree. How was I
toknow she was actually measuring its climbing
potential? Value of brokenbulbs? $7.50 plus tax.

On the fourth day of Christmas,my kitten broke for
me...
A statue in my Lenox Nativity. Would you believe two
Wise men plus ahead? Lenox nativity figurines: $55.99

On the fifth day ofChristmas, my kitten scratched for
me...
The kid across the street who collects for charity. It
was an accident.She merely wanted to reach out and
touch someone. Unfortunately, she useda unsheathed
claw to do so. I settled out-of-court for the cost of
ajacket to replace the boy's bloodstained one and a
hefty donation to thecharity of their choice. Although
the amount must remain secret accordingto our
settlement, let me put it this way. You haven't seen
many soldiersfor the Salvation Army this year, have
you? Think: MajorWindfall!

On the sixth day ofChristmas, my kitten opened for
me...
The presents beneath my Christmas tree. It was only
two, really. Whiledoing some early shopping at a
discount store, I purchased a catnip mousefor Sara's
stocking. Apparently, anything in the same bag as
catnip takeson its potent aroma for a very long time.
Replacement costs: $3.99 foranother roll of Christmas
wrapping paper, $4.50 for two empty boxes, $1each for
the kind of bows Sara can't unravel.

On the seventh day ofChristmas, my kitten lost for
me...
The earrings I bought for my sister Mary. Actually, it
was one earringbut since Mary doesn't have a hole in
her nose or navel, a pair ofmatching earrings does
make a more appealing gift. Sale price: $29.95plus
tax.

On the eighth day ofChristmas, my kitten helped me...
Replace my E and G guitar strings. Would you believe a
kitten could fitinto the itty-bitty hole in the middle
of my Yamaha guitar? Neither couldI, but Sara thought
so. And she succeeded once she got those
rascallystrings out of the way. Unfortunately, her
little rear end couldn't getout the way it came in.
After paying through the whiskers for herprevious
escapades, I would have been willing to leave her in
the guitarfor the duration of the holiday season,
except that she chose to getstuck 2 hours before I was
due at the nursing home for our annualChristmas carol
sing-a-long. Set of steel guitar strings: $12.95; jar
ofpetroleum jelly: 79 cents.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my kittendestroyed for
me...
My Christmas card list when she walked across my
computer's delete key.Cost for call to Computer
Country's 900/help line: $17.50. And I stilldon't know
what happened to the listings of B through H.

On the tenth day ofChristmas, my kitten hid from
me.....
The remote control from my 13-inch TV. This wouldn't
be such a disasterif she hadn't previously stolen the
power knob. I missed a week's worthof Christmas
specials, including my all-time favorite, "It's
aWonderful Life." Rental of "It's a Wonderful Life":
$2;purchase of book, "Good owners, great cats":
$24.95.Unfortunately, it never mentions the
psychological profile of kittenswith kleptomania.

On the eleventh day ofChristmas, my kitten ate for
me.....
The drumsticks off my 19-pound turkey. OK, OK, So this
one time it was myfault. I knew I never should have
uttered those now infamous words:"Your first turkey,
Sara. Want to try just a little piece?"Cost: Christmas
Dinner.

On the 12th day ofChristmas........
Sara rested. And so, thank goodness, did my VISA card.

Thanx Druce

 

[Sienna]

For Tiger Boy

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[Sienna]

Ok...here are a couple of pics TRT and I want to share....why not I don't mind....I think the female flower is one of the most beautiful parts of the female body. And mine is therefore no exception.

Photo 1.

 

[Sienna]

Photo 2.

 

[Dreamweaver32]

Flowers

If I thought for even a milli-second that I could produce a flower that looked as delectable as yours Sie, then I could devote my whole life to gardening LOL

Thank you: you too Tony, will weave a sweet dream around those gorgeous petals,

Take care folks and love to the girls xxx

 

[hongluobo]

AY! hongluobo - ^5's

Don't think we ever met on here yet. I'm Sie's other half. How are you doing? I have been following Gusty's threads you lucky man you

Seriously, she is a real beaute. Give her my regards in real for me will you.

Nice to meet you both

I'm on holidays for the next few weeks so I thought I'd join her now and then on this fascinating world of fun and fantasy on the internet. But I have to say, I'm a realist myself.

Glad to meet you Tony... and I have heard and deducted much about you ..... thanks for the compliments on Gusty, I am glad you like our photos.....

and speaking of photos, thank you so much for those absolutely ecquisite photos of Sie's most beautiful flower......

you are a lucky man Tony to have such an amazing partner whose mind and sweet soul is the most beautiful flower ever.....

 

[druce19]

That is one special "garden" Sie.... I'm sure that flower puts off a wonderful aromatic scent that induces males from all around to stand up and smell the rose, too I know I sure would !!

*HUGS* and *SMOOCHES*

Druce

 

[Sienna]

Thank you so much for your comments

I am so pleased that some men can look upon such things with an open, mature view on that part of the fem-anatomy. It is, as one anonymous writer once wrote:

"The gateway to the creation of life."

I think that says quite a lot. Don't you?

 

[Sienna]

Readers and visitors please note:

A comment I made to a friend here on LIT -

Yet another experiment. It struck me that, we all have these things and people view them in different ways....with perversity and some with admiration. A serious study in the fem-anatomy is something that T has always wanted to do. So we began some time ago. Those are two shots of a section we agreed to call the "Gateway Of Lifes' Creation".

I'm still not very confident yet about this project as it features parts of my body in very intimate close-up. But if I get a good reaction from friends on the internet about those two...then maybe it might be a good idea.

There are also lots of pregnancy shots in that collection too. So you can see how serious the study was meant to be.