Silly ponderings.

[justuandmekiddo]

In the world of the Paralympians:
How do blind swimmers know they're swimming in a straight line?

The Royal Family:
Do any of them ever swear behind cameras?
Does the Queen say fuck in bed?

Gosh, I haz many more silly ponderings, not enough time to post them all.

I thought you had an answer for these ponderings?? I will only share if you can answer mine?

OK I will try to answer them.


The blind swimmers have a heightened sense of straightness in their stroke.

They only swear in pig latin.
The queen has a stand in when she is in bed having sex, so no.

 

[Kylan]

Unforunately I recently got to experience that truth. I was shocked to say the least

Evenin', justuandmekiddo - all's well in your part of the world, I hope.

Sorry to hear you had the experience up close and personal. [head bows]

Speaking as an atheist, I'm wondering if it would go against my non-beliefs to take out some insurance against acts of God.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

OK I will try to answer them.


The blind swimmers have a heightened sense of straightness in their stroke.

They only swear in pig latin.
The queen has a stand in when she is in bed having sex, so no.

Well damn! I didn't actually expect you to answer them so quick.

I heard that they have something called a bonking stick that bonks them on the head before reaching one end to prevent hitting their heads on the concrete/hard walled ends.

Can you list some swear words in pig latin, please?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall....

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Evenin', justuandmekiddo - all's well in your part of the world, I hope.

Sorry to hear you had the experience up close and personal. [head bows]

Speaking as an atheist, I'm wondering if it would go against my non-beliefs to take out some insurance against acts of God.

Things are as well can be expected. It was shocking what it cost.
That would be ironic to have that insurance...lol

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Well damn! I didn't actually expect you to answer them so quick.

I heard that they have something called a bonking stick that bonks them on the head before reaching one end to prevent hitting their heads on the concrete/hard walled ends.

Can you list some swear words in pig latin, please?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall....

Sometimes my mind works quick. I know shocking isn't it.
Nope...No bonking sticks. I think that is what they use on seals.
That is why they use pig latin, because nobody else can speak it. Not even a pig.
Have no answer for the fly. Maybe I will just join you and see what we see....lol

 

[Kylan]

Things are as well can be expected. It was shocking what it cost.
That would be ironic to have that insurance...lol

Alas yes, sometimes nothing of life seems to be as straightforward as one would like.

~ Do you too ever imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Sometimes my mind works quick. I know shocking isn't it.
Nope...No bonking sticks. I think that is what they use on seals.
That is why they use pig latin, because nobody else can speak it. Not even a pig.
Have no answer for the fly. Maybe I will just join you and see what we see....lol

lmao! You piggy haz me laughing over here....my abs hurt already.

:caning:

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Alas yes, sometimes nothing of life seems to be as straightforward as one would like.

~ Do you too ever imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

I don't think my mind could keep from thinking of hypothetical situations. No matter how hard I would try.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

lmao! You piggy haz me laughing over here....my abs hurt already.

:caning:

Laughing? I was being serious.....lol...Come here and let piggy make them feel better.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Laughing? I was being serious.....lol...Come here and let piggy make them feel better.

I know you were being serious about being a fly on the wall wif meh.

I would share more ponderings but I'm having to have a ponder about them right now...

I'd rather have you on a platter, all nice and crackly, with juices flowing.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I know you were being serious about being a fly on the wall wif meh.

I would share more ponderings but I'm having to have a ponder about them right now...

I'd rather have you on a platter, all nice and crackly, with juices flowing.

I like it when you talk dirty to me like that....

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I like it when you talk dirty to me like that....

.. you shameless piggy!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

.. you shameless piggy!

Are there any other kind of pigs?....lol

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Are there any other kind of pigs?....lol

When it comes to you?

NOPE!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

When it comes to you?

NOPE!

I am amazed at how well you know me.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Can you have De Javu twice about the same thing? If so does the second one negate the first, thus, meaning you didn't ever have De Javu?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Can you have De Javu twice about the same thing? If so does the second one negate the first, thus, meaning you didn't ever have De Javu?

Not so much De Javu, nor Deja Vu, but I know it's more about Deja Moo.

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What did the little piggy that went to the market buy and why did another little piggy go weeeeee, weeeeeeee, weeeee all the way home?

Answers at your will Mister Piggy.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Not so much De Javu, nor Deja Vu, but I know it's more about Deja Moo.

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What did the little piggy that went to the market buy and why did another little piggy go weeeeee, weeeeeeee, weeeee all the way home?

Answers at your will Mister Piggy.

The piggy that went to market found some hair curlers on the clearance rack. You may be asking what a pig would need curlers for. All I can say is the tail does not curl up naturally the way everyone thinks it does.

The other one went wee, wee, wee becuase the restrooms were out of order.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If love is blind....how come lingerie is so popular.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Why do they call what a doctor does a practice? Shouldn't all their practicing gotten done in med school?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

If Zombies were real and animals began eating Zombie flesh, would it make them Zombiefied??

 

[Scentofawoman]

If Zombies were real and animals began eating Zombie flesh, would it make them Zombiefied??

Take it you never saw Resident evil?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Take it you never saw Resident evil?

Fuck! Yes, I have. And forgot. Oops.

Even played the video games a few times. Do'h!

Well damn, I'm even out of silly ponderings for the night.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

What if the SIMS is just an audition for who will be the next god??

 

[Kylan]

What if the SIMS is just an audition for who will be the next god??

God will deliver us to the right decision.

~ Why do artists always get the words wrong when you're singing along?