Silly ponderings.

[justuandmekiddo]

You can never sound nor look like a moron enough around this place. #FACT

Tell me about it. I am thinking of having moron tattooed on my forehead. Although, it isn't like it isn't invisibly there now for everyone to see.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Is it just me or does it seem like the less people who are "in charge" at work are around.....that things seem to always go smoother than when they are all there.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Tell me about it. I am thinking of having moron tattooed on my forehead. Although, it isn't like it isn't invisibly there now for everyone to see.

Can I be the one to brand you? I like branding tasty looking piggies.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Can I be the one to brand you? I like branding tasty looking piggies.

OK...but you have to wear what you have on in your AV. Once a pig. Always a pig...lol

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

OK...but you have to wear what you have on in your AV. Once a pig. Always a pig...lol

Deal!

Have you ever put yourself on iggy here??

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Deal!

Have you ever put yourself on iggy here??

I pretty much try to ignore everything I say. Even in real life, too....lol

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I pretty much try to ignore everything I say. Even in real life, too....lol

silly sausage.

Here's something for you...

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

silly sausage.

Here's something for you...

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

I would say because they have never been around babies before.....lol

 

[justuandmekiddo]

why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I would say because they have never been around babies before.....lol

oooo very good, you are a clever sausage after all.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

oooo very good, you are a clever sausage after all.

A couple of times a year I may actually have a correct answer. I may have one more in me before the year is up....lol

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I would say because they have never been around babies before.....lol

That is the truth. hahaha

 

[justuandmekiddo]

That is the truth. hahaha

Every once in awhile I can make a bit of sense...Just don't get used to it....lol

 

[justuandmekiddo]

On the way home this evening I was watching the moon follow me and a few things popped in my head.

1. What would the reaction of the first astronauts have been if the moon really had been made of cheese.
2. If it had been hot enough, somehow, would it have been kind of melty, like.
3. If it had been melty would the ship have just sunk through the moon and slowly eazed out the opposite end they landed on.
4. If the astronauts had brought back cheese to sell what would they have called it. "Moon Cheese?".....That really doesn't sound very appetizing to me.
5. If we could have sent every mouse on this planet to the moon, how long would it take for us to look up and have the moon look like swiss cheese?
6. How much dumber would my questions be if I had a drinking problem?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I admit I did not think of this one on my own..but still....here it is:

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I like pickles, but I hate cucumbers.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

On the way home this evening I was watching the moon follow me and a few things popped in my head.

1. What would the reaction of the first astronauts have been if the moon really had been made of cheese.
2. If it had been hot enough, somehow, would it have been kind of melty, like.
3. If it had been melty would the ship have just sunk through the moon and slowly eazed out the opposite end they landed on.
4. If the astronauts had brought back cheese to sell what would they have called it. "Moon Cheese?".....That really doesn't sound very appetizing to me.
5. If we could have sent every mouse on this planet to the moon, how long would it take for us to look up and have the moon look like swiss cheese?
6. How much dumber would my questions be if I had a drinking problem?

Ask a drunk person and you'll get your answers.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Ask a drunk person and you'll get your answers.

I think the drunk from years ago I used to see at a bar I frequented would have had some interesting answers.....lol... Too, bad he drank himself to death.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Isn't it odd that stressed spelled backwards is desserts?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Isn't it odd that stressed spelled backwards is desserts?

Not odd at all, some people get stressed when they don't get their desserts.



Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

From Gallagher, why do they call them buildings when they're already built? Why do they call them apartments when they're so close together?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I was driving to my evening class last night and saw a recovery truck towing a broken down vehicle along the motorway and a thought popped in my head, you know, as they do from time to time...

Have you ever seen a recovery truck break down and being towed by another? Are they even allowed to break down since their job is to recover other vehicles when they get into trouble on the roads?

Hmmm.....

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I was driving to my evening class last night and saw a recovery truck towing a broken down vehicle along the motorway and a thought popped in my head, you know, as they do from time to time...

Have you ever seen a recovery truck break down and being towed by another? Are they even allowed to break down since their job is to recover other vehicles when they get into trouble on the roads?

Hmmm.....

In the movie Cars I think Mater is going to be the first.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Why is it people who are in charge of something can see the starting point "A" and the finishing point "B" but can't comprehend what goes on getting from "A" to "B" and are reluctant to entertain those possibilities

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Would it be fun or scary to watch if say.....someone of a dominant nature begins to have a split personality which is not..........and the personalities switch back and forth every couple of minutes or so.