justuandmekiddo
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Just how did the fool get his money in the first place?
Silly ponderings.
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he inherited it...
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That is the only answer I can come up with, too. Lottery also works. I just wanted to find a way to increase my chances a bit to see how fast I could be parted with it.
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Really... which came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Hmmm, well there are 2 women and 2 men in this house. (bear in mind one of each is a teenager or college student) So you would think at least the other female would do it perhaps? But Nooooooooooo, it is Mom's job apparently and nobody told me this when I applied
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i'm gonna say a pair of chickens...
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That is the million dollar question isn't it. It will probably never get to be answered. However, If I knew the answer to that and collected the million we would also get to find out just how fast a fool and his money is parted. I must ponder this question a little more.
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Hmmm, well there are 2 women and 2 men in this house. (bear in mind one of each is a teenager or college student) So you would think at least the other female would do it perhaps? But Nooooooooooo, it is Mom's job apparently and nobody told me this when I applied
Teenagers can kind of be unreliable. At least that was what I was always told. So, unfortunately, you are still the only responsible one for a few more years.
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LOL! True that. So I guess I am doomed to be keeper of the paper for at least a few more years...
Unless I come into some money and can hire a house keeper to keep the rolls filled
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LOL! True that. So I guess I am doomed to be keeper of the paper for at least a few more years...
Unless I come into some money and can hire a house keeper to keep the rolls filled
Well, if you have an answer for the chicken and egg question......that just may get you what you want.
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I dunno.
We might have a winner.
Here is where my thinking or lack of thinking is leading me. I am thinking it was some crazy genetic experimentation from long ago we never heard of. Have you ever just stopped to think just how goofy a chicken looks? Maybe the silly goose hooked up with a drunk eagle or something like that and the chicken was born....or not. I am still working out the theory in my head.
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I have always been a firm believer in the theory that the egg came first.
I don't know if it is the right answer or not but it is my theory of choice
and I am sticking to it, lol
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It only makes sense but I still struggle to believe the egg just popped up unannounced. My silly goose pondering above made me begin to think more deeply about some popular folklore passed down from generation to generation. The goose that laid the golden egg. I am starting to lean towards the theory that a chicken was actually a deformed goose derived from said golden egg. Creating a delicious substitute for the goose thus ensuring the survival of geese.
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Or maybe the chicken is a deformed turkey who survived Thanksgiving madness since he didn't look like a turkey and thus he ensured that chickens everywhere had a chance to live and grow in peace...until Friday nights.
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Good question! He couldn't have got it in the lottery though. Do you know the probability of guessing those numbers? To do that he'd be no fool.
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I wish I had thought of the turkey scenario instead of the goose. That makes a lot more sense to me. Dammit....lol
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Of course he could just let the computer pick them like I do.....lol....I have thought about picking certain numbers and playing them but I would always kick myself if when I forgot to play that that would be the day the numbers were drawn. It is also that way of thinking that makes me put the dollar in at work with everyone else. I know we won't win but don't want to take that chance they win and I am the only one left at work. I would hate to have to go hunt all of them down....lol
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Is it just me or does it seem we never really vote for anybody as much as we vote against somebody else.
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sadly... it seems to be the case of the lesser of two evils...
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Do animals think in english or in 'meows' and 'barks' ?
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I have this theory that there really is very little difference in them and in some cases there supporters, too. Whatever arguements there are now about why things are the way there are if(and I think there is a good chance this will happen) there is someone new in the white house everyone will use the same arguements we have been listening to for ages. They will just be switching sides and arguing the same things the opponents were before. If that makes sense...lol
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Depends in what country you are in. An English meow or bark is different than a French one, as an example. It is subtle but even in different parts of the US, dogs, cats and even pigs have different accents if you listen carefully.
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I know mine is not nearly 100% effective but at least my "I am about to sound or look like a moron" alarm does go off sometimes and stops me.....I do love watching those that don't have one of those.
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You can never sound nor look like a moron enough around this place. #FACT
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