justuandmekiddo
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Let me tell you a little story and you must swear yourself to secrecy for what I am about to tell you will undoubtedly cause me major problems if somehow my true identity is found out.
It was in the 1950's when the base better known as area 51 was in the early stages of existence. The government never would admit to it being a military base until around the early to mid 1980's. People around the country and the world have always speculated about the existence of aliens behind the secret and unpenetratable walls at area 51.
The government has always laughed it off but unknowingly to the speculators the government started the speculation themselves as they wanted to hide the true reason area 51 exists. It isn't aliens behind those secretive walls.....................are you ready for it. Area 51's sole purpose is to hide the existence of zombies. Actually, to hide the existence of one zombie somehow infected with the "now your alive...... now you aren't alive.......... but now you kind of are alive but kind of dead" disease we all fear in some manner whether we know it or not. We can't help it. We fear what we can't understand. I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody's brother who once drove a taxi cab to the front gate to drop off somebody really important.
The taxi cab driver somehow bribed a sentry who told the driver what was really, there. The sentry was terrified and the taxi cab driver had a feeling of incredible dread he had never felt before The sentry showed a photo the sentry had taken to the taxi cab driver. The driver wet his pants in fear at the image and the sentry gave the taxi cab driver the photo to keep to have in case he needed it to get out of trouble with the government some day.
That day came in the 70's when he got busted for tax evation. Now we all know that you can maybe get out of trouble killing someone but you had better pay your taxes. That guy was my uncle Charles friend's sister"s ex-boyfriend and he disappeared off the face of the earth before the tax trial. However, before disappearing he stashed that photo in a safe place. Where my uncle Charles, somehow, had attained this photo. My uncle never revealed how ho got it but would just say it is better that I don't know. What I am about to show you is a copy my uncle gave me. A true to life photo of the zombie being held behind the walls of Area 51. Can an animal become a zombie? You bet your cute little ass one can. I am about to show proof.
