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[Kylan]

Afraid Of Spiders - Billie Myers

It is, and I'm very pleased to hear that you don't use internet downloading sites such as Limewire (I read it on google) to illegally copy music because that would be wrong.

LOL.....that would all depend on what you define 'it' as......

Yes, I know you have two, but what's that got to do with the filth you wrote on your screen yesterday morning??

My Heroine ~ Silverstein

Hey, I read the exact same P2P file sharing programme on google myself. It should be banned...apparently some people have problems with it, but if I had it for the last couple of years I'm sure it'd be fine

Sex of course...C'mon pretty lady I want details

I only told you what I was wearing...it's my fault a stringvest and grey Y-fronts don't turn you on??

 

[lovemonster]

My Heroine ~ Silverstein

Hey, I read the exact same P2P file sharing programme on google myself. It should be banned...apparently some people have problems with it, but if I had it for the last couple of years I'm sure it'd be fine

Sex of course...C'mon pretty lady I want details

I only told you what I was wearing...it's my fault a stringvest and grey Y-fronts don't turn you on??

Holding Out For A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Yes, I'm sure if I'd had it for a year or so it would have been fine too....but it's despicable, disgusting and downright scandalous....

Well in that case you'd be mistaken.....I've done 'it' over freezers, in the shop and various other places...but never in the office.... Mind you, I've done other things in the office....

Well, they wouldn't be so bad if they were clean.....those snuff marks down the front are a real stomach turner

 

[Kylan]

Holding Out For A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Yes, I'm sure if I'd had it for a year or so it would have been fine too....but it's despicable, disgusting and downright scandalous....

Well in that case you'd be mistaken.....I've done 'it' over freezers, in the shop and various other places...but never in the office.... Mind you, I've done other things in the office....

Well, they wouldn't be so bad if they were clean.....those snuff marks down the front are a real stomach turner

Working Class Hero? ~ John Lennon

Yup, it is...everybody should pay 15 quid (around $25) for a C.D instead of just sitting in their living room and getting it for nothing.

And there I always thought the best way to keep a secretary was to screw her on the desk...

So turning my Y-fronts inside out every second day isn't such a good idea then?

 

[lovemonster]

Working Class Hero? ~ John Lennon

Yup, it is...everybody should pay 15 quid (around $25) for a C.D instead of just sitting in their living room and getting it for nothing.

And there I always thought the best way to keep a secretary was to screw her on the desk...

So turning my Y-fronts inside out every second day isn't such a good idea then?

Rock 'N' Roll Hero - Meat Loaf

Of course, it's only right and proper that people should pay money when they could get it for free!

If I had a secretary, I'm sure I would screw him on the desk....but I don't....

Not really, no. And putting them back to front doesn't really help either.

 

[Kylan]

Rock 'N' Roll Hero - Meat Loaf

Of course, it's only right and proper that people should pay money when they could get it for free!

If I had a secretary, I'm sure I would screw him on the desk....but I don't....

Not really, no. And putting them back to front doesn't really help either.

Do You Remember Rock N Roll Radio? ~ Ramones

Yup, bit like sex really

Well go and get one. They're such fun...but you gotta make sure they've a large family to feed

Damn, so the beer stain on the string-vest was O.k...just the Y-fronts that put you off?

 

[lovemonster]

Do You Remember Rock N Roll Radio? ~ Ramones

Yup, bit like sex really

Well go and get one. They're such fun...but you gotta make sure they've a large family to feed

Damn, so the beer stain on the string-vest was O.k...just the Y-fronts that put you off?

Much Too Young - Garth Brooks

Is that why hubby keeps leaving a £20 on the bedside table after we've done it??

I would, but you know I'd have to pay them which would just mean less money with which to buy you trinkets and jewellery

The beer stain was fine, you were just saving a bit for later obviously. The snuff I can do without. And the Y-fronts......least said the better....

 

[Kylan]

Much Too Young - Garth Brooks

Is that why hubby keeps leaving a £20 on the bedside table after we've done it??

I would, but you know I'd have to pay them which would just mean less money with which to buy you trinkets and jewellery

The beer stain was fine, you were just saving a bit for later obviously. The snuff I can do without. And the Y-fronts......least said the better....

Just Like Me ~ Pat Benatar

Wow...that guy of yours has gotta be well paid. There's no way I could afford £20 each time if I was living with you. Where the hell would I find £200 a day

Put them on the game in their spare time and charge them for the use of the office.

But I like my Superman Y-fronts...they make me feel so manly

 

[lovemonster]

Just Like Me ~ Pat Benatar

Wow...that guy of yours has gotta be well paid. There's no way I could afford £20 each time if I was living with you. Where the hell would I find £200 a day

Put them on the game in their spare time and charge them for the use of the office.

But I like my Superman Y-fronts...they make me feel so manly

Too Young To Go Steady? - Perry Como

LOL....well either you're very quick with a great recovery time or you don't plan to do much in the way of work if we're living together....

Wow, I've always fancied being a pimp, how do you think I'd look in a fur coat with a walking cane and a fedora?

Well how about buying another couple of pairs and changing them daily so they're at least clean??

 

[Kylan]

Too Young To Go Steady? - Perry Como

LOL....well either you're very quick with a great recovery time or you don't plan to do much in the way of work if we're living together....

Wow, I've always fancied being a pimp, how do you think I'd look in a fur coat with a walking cane and a fedora?

Well how about buying another couple of pairs and changing them daily so they're at least clean??

I Only Have Eyes For You ~ Harry Connick Jr.

Right on both counts

You'd look simply stunning in a fur coat...that's it, just the fur coat.

Don't be silly...I couldn't afford to buy my beer, cigarettes and TV dinners then.

 

[Essa]

Do You Want To? ~ Xscape

I do so blush...it's just I work so hard you can't see it because my face is red.

You don't say...I never noticed that

P.S. Seeing as we don't actually talk in R/L can you pick up a pint of milk in the morning?

Nothing Hurts Like Love ~ Daniel Bedingfield

Yeah yeah I meant blushed...not flushed from working late (doing the books?)

You wouldn't have me any other way and you know it

Oops to late for that now, I've just got out of the shower dripping wet, you wouldn't want me to go and embarrass myself now would you?



Afternoon

 

[lovemonster]

I Only Have Eyes For You ~ Harry Connick Jr.

Right on both counts

You'd look simply stunning in a fur coat...that's it, just the fur coat.

Don't be silly...I couldn't afford to buy my beer, cigarettes and TV dinners then.

If I Was Your Woman - Alicia Keys

We can't live on sex alone you know, how would you propose to support us, you being the man of the house and all....

Fur coat and no knickers hmmmm?

Oh I'm dreadfully sorry, I thought you'd put Essa on the game to pay for all those....

 

[lovemonster]

Nothing Hurts Like Love ~ Daniel Bedingfield

/snip

Afternoon

A Hatchet, A Hammer, A Bucket Of Nails? - Perry Como

Afternoon sexy lady

 

[Essa]

A Hatchet, A Hammer, A Bucket Of Nails? - Perry Como

Afternoon sexy lady

Chainsaw Sodomy? ~ Skeletalearth


Afternoon sexy how's you today?

 

[lovemonster]

Chainsaw Sodomy? ~ Skeletalearth


Afternoon sexy how's you today?

It's Hard To Wave In Handcuffs - The Replacements

I'm pretty good thanks, should be doing more work than I am though... How's things your neck of the woods?

 

[Essa]

It's Hard To Wave In Handcuffs - The Replacements

I'm pretty good thanks, should be doing more work than I am though... How's things your neck of the woods?

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys ~ Brand New


I wouldn't worry about it, can't you just pretend to shuffle papers and look like you're actually working?

Everythings hunkydory here thanks how's that old man of yours any better?

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys ~ Brand New

I wonder if i take you Home ~ Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam

 

[Essa]

I wonder if i take you Home ~ Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam

What We Have Been Waiting For ~ Daphne Loves Derby


Afternoon

 

[TheDivineMsM]

What We Have Been Waiting For ~ Daphne Loves Derby


Afternoon

Nookie~ Limp Bizkit

 

[Essa]

Nookie~ Limp Bizkit

Safe Sex? ~ Anvil

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Safe Sex? ~ Anvil

Living on the edge~ Aerosmith

 

[Essa]

Living on the edge~ Aerosmith

Dangerous Love ~ Racer X

 

[lovemonster]

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys ~ Brand New


I wouldn't worry about it, can't you just pretend to shuffle papers and look like you're actually working?

Everythings hunkydory here thanks how's that old man of yours any better?

Droppin' Em - LL Cool J

Well I can, there's nobody here to see me mind you....but if I don't do the work then nobody else does it either...

Yeah, he's feeling much better now thanks, still got an awful cough mind you but then he will smoke those roll ups....

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Droppin' Em - LL Cool J

Doin' It Well~ LL Cool J

 

[Essa]

Droppin' Em - LL Cool J

Well I can, there's nobody here to see me mind you....but if I don't do the work then nobody else does it either...

Yeah, he's feeling much better now thanks, still got an awful cough mind you but then he will smoke those roll ups....

Pick 'em Up And Lay 'em Down ~ Toby Keith


Just pretend like I did at school...tell' em the dog ate them when you'd just got finished

Glad he's better at least he won't whinge for a bit roll ups are the perfect way of getting rid of a bad cough

 

[Essa]

Doin' It Well~ LL Cool J

Don't Stop What You're Doing ~ Puff Daddy