TheDivineMsM
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Essa said:Pick 'em Up And Lay 'em Down ~ Toby Keith![]()
Just pretend like I did at school...tell' em the dog ate them when you'd just got finished![]()
Glad he's betterat least he won't whinge for a bit
roll ups are the perfect way of getting rid of a bad cough
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lovemonster said:Safe And Sound? - Carly Simon
I don't think that will quite cut the mustard with the Tax Man somehow....![]()
LOL...fair play to him, he didn't whinge (much) just took himself off to bed and left us in peace....doesn't that depend what kind of rollies your smoking?![]()
Essa said:Slipping Through My Fingers ~ Abba![]()
No I 'spose you're right, worth a try though![]()
Wow are you sure he's a Man?arn't they supposed to be at deaths door after a sneeze?
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I reckon the waccy baccy does have it's advantages![]()
What Goes Around...Goes Around ~ Justin TimberlakeTheDivineMsM said:Return to me~Dean Martin
Essa said:Nothing Hurts Like Love ~ Daniel Bedingfield![]()
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Yeah yeah I meant blushed...not flushed from working late (doing the books?)![]()
You wouldn't have me any other way and you know it![]()
Oops to late for that now, I've just got out of the shower dripping wet, you wouldn't want me to go and embarrass myself now would you?
Afternoon![]()
Pain And Pleasure? ~ Judas Priestlovemonster said:If I Was Your Woman - Alicia Keys![]()
We can't live on sex alone you know, how would you propose to support us, you being the man of the house and all....![]()
Fur coat and no knickers hmmmm?
Oh I'm dreadfully sorry, I thought you'd put Essa on the game to pay for all those....![]()
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TheDivineMsM said:Return to me~Dean Martin
Lady Raptor said:What Goes Around...Goes Around ~ Justin Timberlake
People Are People ~ Depeche ModeKylan said:All Around The World ~ Oasis
Lady Raptor said:People Are People ~ Depeche Mode
TheDivineMsM said:Like Someone In Love~ Chet Baker
Kylan said:Meet Me In My Dreams Tonight? ~ Brian Wilson
Of course I'd allow you work. I'm a modern Man.![]()
Hmmmm....is exactly what I was thinking.![]()
Funny you should mention that...that night was a lotta fun.![]()


Kylan said:Pain And Pleasure? ~ Judas Priest
You know me pet...gotta work hard to keep you in the manner you're accustomed to.![]()
This is true, but don't let it go to your head![]()
Hmmm...you have got my little hamster spinning in his wheel....

Essa said:Dungeon Of Pleasure ~ Nasty Savage![]()
You certainly have, who else is gonna keep me in handbags?![]()
Now would I do a thing like that?....o.k you know me to well![]()
Keep him spinning, you ain't seen nothing yet![]()
TheDivineMsM said:Sanitarium~Metallica
lovemonster said:Bring On The Night - Rainbow
But when would I get the time between being your sex slave and doing all the cooking, cleaning and laundry?![]()
Perhaps I should try it out and take some pictures....
You mean she earnt enough in one night to keep you in fags, booze and tv dinners for the rest of your life?? God that girl's good.....![]()

Essa said:Dungeon Of Pleasure ~ Nasty Savage![]()
You certainly have, who else is gonna keep me in handbags?![]()
Now would I do a thing like that?....o.k you know me to well![]()
Keep him spinning, you ain't seen nothing yet![]()
The Kitchen Floor ~ The Broadways
thiscouldbtricky said:You're Mine ~RONIN
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Smack That ~ AkonKylan said:You Better Believe It Baby ~ Chubby Chcker
Hiya pretty lady, you're well I hope.![]()
thiscouldbtricky said:Smack That ~ Akon
I'm great... Bored though. Today is my anniversary and my man is at work. *sigh* How you doin' baby cakes?![]()
Kylan said:Shake Ya Bum Bum ~ Lil'' Kim
Dang, sucks for you, and not in the good way. Nevermind, I'm sure he's gonna get you something extra special...you got anything in mind?![]()