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Kylan said:
It's You ~ Ryan Cabrera

Yup, or you could just forget the hassle of putting your glasses on and just edge a little closer. Obvioulsly for no other reason than to give you a better look... see how helpful I am? :)

Whyever would such a stunning example of womanhood as you want to keep a close eye on lil' ole innocent me? It's not like I stick pins in an effigy of you every night just to see you writhe...honest. :catroar:

I really wouldn't know, me never having tried to corrupt a pretty girl before. Is that what you usually do? :eek:
Here I Go Again-Whitesnake

Such the gentleman you are, ever so helpful :rolleyes:

Of course not you just pull out that electric flyswatter and count the ways.... ;)

Hey i'm innocent in that...not my fault the boys get caught up and do whatever i want them too with just a wink and a wiggle of my lil' pinky finger. sheesh half the time i don't even have to do that :devil: heh' mmm gifted i guess :p
 
Tasty_Teaze said:
Here I Go Again-Whitesnake

Such the gentleman you are, ever so helpful :rolleyes:

Of course not you just pull out that electric flyswatter and count the ways.... ;)

Hey i'm innocent in that...not my fault the boys get caught up and do whatever i want them too with just a wink and a wiggle of my lil' pinky finger. sheesh half the time i don't even have to do that :devil: heh' mmm gifted i guess :p

Don't Let It Bring You Down ~ Neil Young

Yes, I am truly a shining example of chivalry. I think you've got something in your eyes because of the way you keep rolling them. Want me to have a look? :)

Well actually I kinda like the cattle prod I brought from Ireland with me. It sends the most glorious blue sparks when it touches steel....dammit Ms. Tasty you're pushing my buttons aren't you? :p

Yup, I've seen what you ccan do with your fingers so I can only imagine what you do with your whole body. I will confess to liking the thought.
;)
 
Kylan said:
Don't Let It Bring You Down ~ Neil Young

Yes, I am truly a shining example of chivalry. I think you've got something in your eyes because of the way you keep rolling them. Want me to have a look? :)

Well actually I kinda like the cattle prod I brought from Ireland with me. It sends the most glorious blue sparks when it touches steel....dammit Ms. Tasty you're pushing my buttons aren't you? :p

Yup, I've seen what you ccan do with your fingers so I can only imagine what you do with your whole body. I will confess to liking the thought.
;)
The Way It Is-Bruce Hornsby & The Range

Oh my dear sweet Kylan thats a magic trick i do, not to worry lol :rolleyes:

Buttons, what buttons? you have buttons? ;)

See what just a smile gets you? gets me into a whole lotta trouble sometimes heh' :devil:
 
Kylan said:
:devil: Let Me Break You ~ London After Midnight

Oh goodie gum-drops, my first ever PM...erm... you did mean a PM to me didn't you? :eek:

OOooOOOoh hark at yoOOoOOOou. I feel so humbled. Would the gorgeous one like her twitch seeing to. I shall walk the streets post haste until I locate a Domly one that isn't full of crap. :p :D

Break Away - Naked Aggression :devil:

LOL...of course not, I was going to send it to someone else and make you beg to read it...:D :p

Have you finished? I'm still waiting for those grapes.....:D :p
 
lovemonster said:
Ho's A Housewife - Kurupt ;)

Oh, you'll never make a spy will ya....turn it off to speak to me and then turn it back on again after....he'll never know....:D :p

You have a good evening too sexy, speak again soon :kiss:

Anal Action Wife ~ Lividity ;)

ROFL you just want me to get a good spanking don't you? :D
 
Kylan said:
;) Swallow Everything ~ Mr. T Experience

Nope, not quite ready just yet...I've got to add to it.

It's not flattery, it's a fact. You know I think you're a glorious example of womanhood. Wow, two whole cans...be still my beating heart :rolleyes:


Deep Down ~ Pyt :devil:

Bloody hell...how much bigger can it get? You sure it's gonna fit :eek: :devil:

Yes I am rather arn't I? :p tell you what for being so sweet I'll get you two whole cans and a Cadburys Creme Egg, God you're lucky to have me :D
 
Essa said:
Anal Action Wife ~ Lividity ;)

ROFL you just want me to get a good spanking don't you? :D

Butts Wigglin' - The Tragically Hip :D

Me? No, of course not.....like you need my help in that department anyway.....:D :p

Morning sexy :kiss:
 
lovemonster said:
Butts Wigglin' - The Tragically Hip :D

Me? No, of course not.....like you need my help in that department anyway.....:D :p

Morning sexy :kiss:


Can I Touch Ya Butt Girl? ~ Kool Keith ;)

That's true I manage perfectly well by myself :p :D

Morning gorgeous :kiss: you having a good one?
 
Essa said:
Can I Touch Ya Butt Girl? ~ Kool Keith ;)

That's true I manage perfectly well by myself :p :D

Morning gorgeous :kiss: you having a good one?

Smack Dab In The Middle - Ry Cooder :D

Yup, you sure do ;) :p

Yeah, not bad as days go....will be better when it's the weekend though :D
 
lovemonster said:
Smack Dab In The Middle - Ry Cooder :D

Yup, you sure do ;) :p

Yeah, not bad as days go....will be better when it's the weekend though :D

Lay 'em Down And Smack 'em, Yack 'em ~ Bouncing Souls :D


A girls gotta have some reward for being a brat :eek: :D

You got something good planned this weekend? ;)
 
Essa said:
Lay 'em Down And Smack 'em, Yack 'em ~ Bouncing Souls :D


A girls gotta have some reward for being a brat :eek: :D

You got something good planned this weekend? ;)

Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy :D

That's so true.....and I'm sure you get your just reward fairly often ;) :p

Nah, nothing special, but a day or two without having to go to work sounds good to me...:D
 
lovemonster said:
Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy :D

That's so true.....and I'm sure you get your just reward fairly often ;) :p

Nah, nothing special, but a day or two without having to go to work sounds good to me...:D


Calfskin Smack ~ Cocteau Twins :D

I make sure of it :eek: :D

Any day without work sounds good to me :D you got no plans then? ;)
 
Essa said:
Calfskin Smack ~ Cocteau Twins :D

I make sure of it :eek: :D

Any day without work sounds good to me :D you got no plans then? ;)

Spank It - The Eagles :D

LOL....too right...;)

Nothing much....had a new pair of boots delivered this week so we might have some fun once the kids have gone to bed ;) :devil:
 
lovemonster said:
Spank It - The Eagles :D

LOL....too right...;)

Nothing much....had a new pair of boots delivered this week so we might have some fun once the kids have gone to bed ;) :devil:

Cracking The Whip ~ Yngwie Malmsteen :D

Good for you ;) try and be careful where you stick your heel though :p :D
 
Essa said:
Cracking The Whip ~ Yngwie Malmsteen :D

Good for you ;) try and be careful where you stick your heel though :p :D

Thrasher? - N.E.R.D. :D

LOL....sounds like the voice of experience there....where particularly should I try not to aim for? ;) :p
 
lovemonster said:
Thrasher? - N.E.R.D. :D

LOL....sounds like the voice of experience there....where particularly should I try not to aim for? ;) :p


Pussywhipped ~ S.o.d.


I have quite a collection of high heeled kinky boots ;) you should always pay close attention when your boots are anywhere near his ass :eek: unless he's pissed you off of course :D
 
Essa said:
Pussywhipped ~ S.o.d.


I have quite a collection of high heeled kinky boots ;) you should always pay close attention when your boots are anywhere near his ass :eek: unless he's pissed you off of course :D

Collect My Stripez - Mc Eiht :D

Ahh, that sounds like good advice, mind you I don't think I can quite get that angle when my legs are wrapped round to place the heel anywhere near the danger area...:D :p
 
lovemonster said:
Collect My Stripez - Mc Eiht :D

Ahh, that sounds like good advice, mind you I don't think I can quite get that angle when my legs are wrapped round to place the heel anywhere near the danger area...:D :p


Whiplash? ~ Anthrax :D


Course you can...you just need to practice :p :D
 
lovemonster said:
Electric Lash - The Church :D

Or become double jointed.....:D :p


Electric Torture ~ Razor :D

You just need to get the position spot on...or failing that just take the boot off and strike :p :D
 
Essa said:
Electric Torture ~ Razor :D

You just need to get the position spot on...or failing that just take the boot off and strike :p :D

Plug In Baby - Muse :D

LOL....I'll just catch him unawares when he's bending over the bed, that's gotta be the easiest way....I'll claim I'm not used to wearing such high heels and tripped...:D :p
 
lovemonster said:
Plug In Baby - Muse :D

LOL....I'll just catch him unawares when he's bending over the bed, that's gotta be the easiest way....I'll claim I'm not used to wearing such high heels and tripped...:D :p


Little Electric Chair ~ Iggy Pop :D

That I'd love to see, and the worst thing is...he'd probably enjoy it :p :D
 
Essa said:
Little Electric Chair ~ Iggy Pop :D

That I'd love to see, and the worst thing is...he'd probably enjoy it :p :D

Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest :D

Oh, yes, he most definitely would :D :p
 
lovemonster said:
Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest :D

Oh, yes, he most definitely would :D :p

Rape Me Electric ~ Nirvana :D


You'd find sex would never be quite the same again, he wouldn't be able to perform unless there was a boot up his arse :p :D
 
Essa said:
Rape Me Electric ~ Nirvana :D


You'd find sex would never be quite the same again, he wouldn't be able to perform unless there was a boot up his arse :p :D

Underground Initiations? - Guided By Voices :confused:

LOL...well as long as he doesn't want to stick it up mine, that's fine by me :D :p
 
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