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[lovemonster]

There Is No Escape ~ A Perfect Murder


But if you sent it to someone else how would I know you sent it? Oh wait... you've had a blonde day again aincha

Yes, I'm nearly finished. I've just got to go and *Disappears out of sight behind a pillar*

Don't Want To Fight Anymore - Howard Jones

Well, of course I'd send you a PM letting you know who's got the information....not quite so blonde....

Yoohoo...Kylan.....where are you???? *waits patiently for grapes*

 

[Kylan]

Don't Want To Fight Anymore - Howard Jones

Well, of course I'd send you a PM letting you know who's got the information....not quite so blonde....

Yoohoo...Kylan.....where are you???? *waits patiently for grapes*

Bad Case Of Loving You ~ Robert Palmer

Wow, your kindness overwhelms me. Yes, you are very blonde. Very danged pretty as well.

I'll be right there I just gotta...

 

[lovemonster]

Bad Case Of Loving You ~ Robert Palmer

Wow, your kindness overwhelms me. Yes, you are very blonde. Very danged pretty as well.

I'll be right there I just gotta...

Hold Me Tight - The Scorpions

I know, I'm good like that... Aww stop it, you'll make me blush...

*still waiting patiently....opens up fur coat a little*

 

[Kylan]

Hold Me Tight - The Scorpions

I know, I'm good like that... Aww stop it, you'll make me blush...

*still waiting patiently....opens up fur coat a little*

Ties That Bind? ~ Pat Benatar

I like the idea of a rosy blush spreading on them cheeks of yours...both sets

I'll be right there feel free to start - Yes!! Great Goal!! - without me...

 

[lovemonster]

Ties That Bind? ~ Pat Benatar

I like the idea of a rosy blush spreading on them cheeks of yours...both sets

I'll be right there feel free to start - Yes!! Great Goal!! - without me...

Chains Of Love - Erasure

I'm sure that the rosy blush on one set would be caused by a whole different reason that the blush on the other set though

It's ok, I'll just wait here a while....*stretches sinuously on the sofa*

 

[Essa]

Lipstick Tourniquets ~ Vendetta Red

Nope

Wow. How can one humble man ever have been so lucky. Tell you what, two Creme Eggs and a digestive biscuit. Then I shall think about keeping you a short while longer.

A Man Inside My Mouth ~ The Cure


You don't feel you might wanna melt a bit off it first?

You do drive such a hard bargain...Done...see how easy it is for you get to keep me

 

[Essa]

The Unfaithful Servant - The Band

LOL....well I don't have that problem....so high heels are only for when they're needed....

Unfaithful Equals Me ~ The Acidic Front

High heels are always needed for me, it'll be another 50 years before you get me in a pair of flatties...or worse...slippers

 

[lovemonster]

Unfaithful Equals Me ~ The Acidic Front

High heels are always needed for me, it'll be another 50 years before you get me in a pair of flatties...or worse...slippers

Cheatin' Woman - Lynyrd Skynyrd

LOL.....well you short people do need a bit of a lift.... And slippers are very comfy you know...

 

[Essa]

Cheatin' Woman - Lynyrd Skynyrd

LOL.....well you short people do need a bit of a lift.... And slippers are very comfy you know...

Cheat 'n' Lie ~ Uriah Heep


And you don't get much shorter than me You'll never find me in a pair of slippers not untill they make some with 6 inch heels

How are you today?

 

[lovemonster]

Cheat 'n' Lie ~ Uriah Heep


And you don't get much shorter than me You'll never find me in a pair of slippers not untill they make some with 6 inch heels

How are you today?

The Great Deceiver - King Crimson

LOL....you must surely wear flats sometimes, you don't wear stilettoes on the beach do ya??

I'm good thanks, relaxing in the sunshing with my laptop and a bottle of bacardi breezer listening to some tunes....how about you?

 

[Essa]

The Great Deceiver - King Crimson

LOL....you must surely wear flats sometimes, you don't wear stilettoes on the beach do ya??

I'm good thanks, relaxing in the sunshing with my laptop and a bottle of bacardi breezer listening to some tunes....how about you?

It's A Cheating Situation ~ John Prine

You bet I do, I'm never out of heels can't afford to be at my height

I'm good thanks just about to pick the winner of the Grand National, then hopefully my Man's gonna take me somewhere nice later and spoil me rotten

 

[lovemonster]

It's A Cheating Situation ~ John Prine

You bet I do, I'm never out of heels can't afford to be at my height

I'm good thanks just about to pick the winner of the Grand National, then hopefully my Man's gonna take me somewhere nice later and spoil me rotten

A Thousand Lies - Machine Head

ROFL....you swim in 'em too then?

Who are you going for? I went for L'Ami.....we were planning on going out tonight for a few drinks but the babysitter has let us down

 

[Essa]

A Thousand Lies - Machine Head

ROFL....you swim in 'em too then?

Who are you going for? I went for L'Ami.....we were planning on going out tonight for a few drinks but the babysitter has let us down

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off ~ Panic! At The Disco


I'd love to swim in them, but they fall off, I just keep them very near when I get out the water

Snap, you're such a copycat it just sounded nice I haven't a clue if it runs well or not Aww I hate it when that happens such a pain, never mind you can always have a cosy night in

 

[lovemonster]

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off ~ Panic! At The Disco


I'd love to swim in them, but they fall off, I just keep them very near when I get out the water

Snap, you're such a copycat it just sounded nice I haven't a clue if it runs well or not Aww I hate it when that happens such a pain, never mind you can always have a cosy night in

Don't Be So Sure - Pansy Division

LOL....that's a pain, can't you get those ones that strap on round the ankle?

We just have exceptionally good taste in horses is all Yeah, I think it might be time to try those new boots

 

[Essa]

Don't Be So Sure - Pansy Division

LOL....that's a pain, can't you get those ones that strap on round the ankle?

We just have exceptionally good taste in horses is all Yeah, I think it might be time to try those new boots

Say It Isn't True ~ Jackson Browne

I've tried them as well, not good at all to swim in they make you sink

Bet it falls at the first I agree with you, give Him a thrill I'm sure He deserves it and if He doesn't...tough

 

[lovemonster]

Say It Isn't True ~ Jackson Browne

I've tried them as well, not good at all to swim in they make you sink

Bet it falls at the first I agree with you, give Him a thrill I'm sure He deserves it and if He doesn't...tough

It's All True - Lemonheads

LOL.....well then you can get rescued by a hunky lifeguard....

Probably ..... yup, just gotta get the kids to bed early

 

[Essa]

It's All True - Lemonheads

LOL.....well then you can get rescued by a hunky lifeguard....

Probably ..... yup, just gotta get the kids to bed early

Every Word? ~ Smash Mouth


Sounds fun

We lost...why am I not surprised you can always bribe the kids to go up early, it works well for us

 

[lovemonster]

Every Word? ~ Smash Mouth


Sounds fun

We lost...why am I not surprised you can always bribe the kids to go up early, it works well for us

Everything I Said - Cranberries

Yup, I often pretend to drown if the lifeguards are sexy...

Your choice was crap, I'm not copying you again Bugger off, I'm not paying 'em to go to bed, I'll just carry them up and lock 'em in their room

 

[Essa]

Everything I Said - Cranberries

Yup, I often pretend to drown if the lifeguards are sexy...

Your choice was crap, I'm not copying you again Bugger off, I'm not paying 'em to go to bed, I'll just carry them up and lock 'em in their room

Cum On Everybody? ~ Eminem

Think I might try that next time, knowing my luck I'd get the old wrinkly one giving me mouth to mouth

It was way crap, never mind there's always next year Yes but if you pay them they won't feel the need to pick the lock and come down again

 

[lovemonster]

Cum On Everybody? ~ Eminem

Think I might try that next time, knowing my luck I'd get the old wrinkly one giving me mouth to mouth

It was way crap, never mind there's always next year Yes but if you pay them they won't feel the need to pick the lock and come down again

All Over You - Kaci

LOL...yes, there is that risk, but the younger ones swim faster, especially if you flash your boobs at them....

Yeah, can you make sure you pick a better one next time! My two, pick the lock? They couldn't find their way out of a room with no walls...

 

[darkpassions81]

All Over You - Kaci
especially if you flash your boobs at them....

There is the start of a nice day dream....

 

[Essa]

All Over You - Kaci

LOL...yes, there is that risk, but the younger ones swim faster, especially if you flash your boobs at them....

Yeah, can you make sure you pick a better one next time! My two, pick the lock? They couldn't find their way out of a room with no walls...

Damn Good Times ~ They Might Be Giants

If I flashed mine they'd think there was some kind of monster in the sea

I did better than the eldest, His didn't run Hasn't He taught them anything?

 

[lovemonster]

Damn Good Times ~ They Might Be Giants

If I flashed mine they'd think there was some kind of monster in the sea

I did better than the eldest, His didn't run Hasn't He taught them anything?

Bad Fun - The Cult

LOL...nah, they'd think you had your own buoyancy aids and leave you where you were....

Well that's something Nope....they're silly girls and their talent lies in extracting money from their father

 

[Essa]

Bad Fun - The Cult

LOL...nah, they'd think you had your own buoyancy aids and leave you where you were....

Well that's something Nope....they're silly girls and their talent lies in extracting money from their father

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'round ~ Dead Kennedys

Untill they saw my enormous nipples sticking out, then there'd be a stampede to reach me

But hasn't He passed on any of his skills to His girls

 

[lovemonster]

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'round ~ Dead Kennedys

Untill they saw my enormous nipples sticking out, then there'd be a stampede to reach me

But hasn't He passed on any of his skills to His girls

Take It Any Way You Want It - Pat Benetar

LOL...nah they'd think it was the valves to blow 'em up....

They have the most important skill....scamming money out of men....