Kylan said:Fuck It Then ~ Nelly
Were you there back in '85?
I would, but I'm afraid the peas will fall out...be a dear, dear.
lovemonster said:What The Fuck Are We Saying? - Lenny Kravitz
No, but I heard the story from someone who was....
You know I would, but I'll smudge my lipstick...
Fucked Reality? ~ Choking Victim
Kylan said:
Don't tell me... they were preoccupied with ninteen, nineteen, nineteen eighty-five.
Would a smack in the mouth not have the same effect?
lovemonster said:I Don't Wanna Fight - Tina Turner
No, but they'd heard it so often from you after that, they'd slipped into a coma and not long woken up
Is that my present? Aww honeybunch, you know just how to make a girl happy....
Why Not? ~ Hilary Duff
Kylan said:
I do not believe they slipped into a coma, full-stop
Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?
lovemonster said:Bored Out Of My Mind - Manic Street Preachers
LOL....it was punctuated by the amount of hash they'd smoked
I don't know what chloroform smells like, you test it and tell me.
Don't Worry, Be Happy ~ Bobby Mcferrin 
Kylan said:
Went straight to their colon did it?
Damn you're contrary when you want to be...but none the less adorable.
I gotta go and get right on with missing you precious. Enjoy your day.
joeys-game said:Highway to Hell, AC/DC
You don't actually believe that lying toad do you?
will you punish me for Kylan's mistakes
lovemonster said:Best Friend - P. Diddy
It's ok, I'm in charge of the payroll too.......
Essa said:Worst Ememy ~ Deicide
Pay yourself extra, I bet
lovemonster said:Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage
Yes, they had to dash to the hospital
You know that if I wasn't contrary I wouldn't be half as fun
You have a great day Kylan, it's been tremendous fun as always
I Like To Hear The Rain ~ The Kingston Trio 
Bad To The Bone-George ThorogoodKylan said:
Hey, parks are dangerous places. They've even built a new car-park to keep you girls safe while you're visiting. I took this snap when I was there just so's you'd believe me, Honeypie
I'll just nip and get my cane then
You can trust lil' ole me Ms. Teaze. I won't tell a soul....plus I'm ignored by everyone anyway, so your secrets safe with me
Tasty_Teaze said:Bad To The Bone-George Thorogood
So you'd say that it is a danger zone huh? Better put up that "Do Not Enter" sign then
like this
Ok if you promise only to nip
Oh not to worry, i know you can be trusted. Now which secret are you trying to get me to divulge? You do know it takes more than that flashing smile and wicked cane for me to spill the beans
Kylan said:Born Under A Bad Sign ~ Cream
They've already got one...it seems to be working quite well
You know me, Honeypie, I could never hurt the little un's with a cane. Now you, I could
Just the name of that exquisite scent you wear. Or would you prefer to get your electric fly swatter now?
Tasty_Teaze said:Age Of Aquarius-The 5th Dimension
LOL that's too funny, i can't beat that one haha...
Well that goes without saying of course
Ok i'll give you only the first scent i wear, only because you mentioned the fly swatter...mind you i mix the scents to get the perfect scent. The first is called Egyption Goddess Oil.....
--- and the next? 
Kylan said:Can't Keep A Good Man Down ~ Alabama
Aww, don't be like that, buddy...we all need our little souvenirs to remind us of the good times. I got most of them in this one little village. Cap'n said they were only innocent women and children, but I knew better.
Essa said:Blood Slicked Highway ~ Pig
Of course I believe Him, He'd never lie to me...would He?
I sure will, with pleasure, now where did Kylan put that new flogger
Kylan said:
Not so bad, I assume a quick forward slash and he was O.k.
True, but the question is can you garden?
November Rain-Guns And RosesKylan said:A Day In February ~ No Assembly Required
It gave me a bit of a giggle as well, but don't tell anyone...kinda spoils the Internet tough guy image doncha know
Yup, I firmly believe in only caning women, and then only when they think they've gotten away with it.
My, Ms. Teaze, we are classy aren't we. Do you use the Egyptian Goddess Candle as well?
joeys-game said:Hard To Handle, Black Crowes.
Well hell I bet they were ALL little ones and chicks..you sadistic sob..bet you at least showed the chicks a good time first?
Kylan said:Fast Cars And Freedom ~ Rascal Flatts
You bet I showed them bitches a good time, I burned them alive with my Zippo lighter. On the kids I just used a box of matches...we were ordered to save the oil, you see.
joeys-game said:Stuck In The Middle, SMB
I remember, I still have the video
Cheap bastards eh?
