Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

No More Mr Nice Guy, Alice Cooper.

*relief only momentary as i'm hauled down, the strain gone from my arms, pain back times 10 as Kylan gags me with barbed wire, the blood running from my mouth, making no sense as he puts me in a cardboard box. Grabbing Kylan by the throat , just before he can close the lid, pulling his head down to my mouth..i whisper through the blood
"paybacks a bitch buddy"!*

I'm A Good Man ~ The Robert Cray Band

* I reach back, and in one flowing, well practised movement pull the lucky straight-razor that I stole from Grandad out of my jeans and place the blade against Joeys fleshy jugular.*

You're a little upset aren't you? It's O.k. you can tell me, I know you're a sensitive soul

 

[Kylan]

Ain't Life Grand ~ Black Label Society


You must promise not to hurt my little Kylan...you nasty Man

Life In The Fast Lane, Eagles


cough, splutter..oh, no worries I won't hurt the little lamb..i'll only torture him slowly

Too Young To Die, Too Drunk To Live ~ Alcatrazz

See pet, I told you Joey was one of those bad men that you read about on the net. I shall try hard not to let him lead me astray, but any mistakes I make in the next few weeks will obviously be his fault.

 

[Kylan]

Buttons-Pussycat Dolls


LOL oh does that mean i can't send the kids off to the park on this windy day? heh'

Didn't you know it's already cleaned. I allocated and divied or well umm...actually bribed the teenagers this morning. Dayum i'm good

Well it's good to hear you weren't ill or anything....
Hehe well ya know i left a slight trail of my parfume just incase my smile wasn't bright enough for you

Tender Buttons ~ Broadcast

I dunno Honeypie. Just the other day I was wandering through there, pondering as to why Frissbees always get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me...

I hope you haven't been in my wallet again you minx.

Nope, I've been fine thanks Ms. Teaze. The most delicious girlish scent did cause my nostrils to flare and I thought it might have been you. I must say you've got the most wonderful taste. Whatever is that fragrance called...it's just so you...

 

[Kylan]

Best Cock On The Block - Bitch & Animal

Of course you would sweetie, you just wouldn't know what to say at all, would you?

Oh well, I'll just have to wait and see then...

You're So Damn Hot ~ Ok Go

Afraid not sugalump. I'm cursed by my strict Catholic upbringing. My O my, but you do look wonderful this morning. I don't know what you take to keep yourself looking so gorgeous, but it certainly works

You don't have to...all you gotta do is sashay the sexy body over here

 

[joeys-game]

I'm A Good Man ~ The Robert Cray Band

* I reach back, and in one flowing, well practised movement pull the lucky straight-razor that I stole from Grandad out of my jeans and place the blade against Joeys fleshy jugular.*

You're a little upset aren't you? It's O.k. you can tell me, I know you're a sensitive soul

Let The Good Times Roll, The Cars

No Kylan, i'm not upset, I whisper, a sadistic look on my face..I'm accustomed to being tortured by men such as yourself. I smile while at the same time flicking the blade of my boot knife open, so quietly you don't hear it and holding it to the major artery in your groin THEN EXERTING SOME PRESSURE SO YOU DO FEEL IT..
Whatever gave you the impression I was upset Kylan.

 

[joeys-game]

Too Young To Die, Too Drunk To Live ~ Alcatrazz

See pet, I told you Joey was one of those bad men that you read about on the net. I shall try hard not to let him lead me astray, but any mistakes I make in the next few weeks will obviously be his fault.

Say it right, Nellie FUTADO

OH PLEEEEAASE!!!!

BE AFRAID kylan, very afraid!

 

[Kylan]

Let The Good Times Roll, The Cars

No Kylan, i'm not upset, I whisper, a sadistic look on my face..I'm accustomed to being tortured by men such as yourself. I smile while at the same time flicking the blade of my boot knife open, so quietly you don't hear it and holding it to the major artery in your groin THEN EXERTING SOME PRESSURE SO YOU DO FEEL IT..
Whatever gave you the impression I was upset Kylan.

I scream in glorious pain as the blade sinks into my genital sacs, accidently falling forward to drive the razor into Joey's already pulped shoulder, taking him right to the edge of madness. Something in my tortured mind is relishing this - something is incredibly rewarded in knowing I am responsible for the blank mindless stare, the whimpering, gasping, stammering and extreme suffering I've unleashed across Joey's features.

No idea buddy. Fancy a cold one?

Say it right, Nellie FUTADO

OH PLEEEEAASE!!!!

BE AFRAID kylan, very afraid!

Would I Lie To You? ~ Eurythmics



*runs away*

 

[lovemonster]

You're So Damn Hot ~ Ok Go

Afraid not sugalump. I'm cursed by my strict Catholic upbringing. My O my, but you do look wonderful this morning. I don't know what you take to keep yourself looking so gorgeous, but it certainly works

You don't have to...all you gotta do is sashay the sexy body over here

Sweet Deceiver - Kevin Ayers

See, you didn't know what to say to make me blush again right there....it must be a curse having that silver tongue by birth

Ok...but I'm leaving the grapes over here so you can come back with me and feed them to me later....

 

[joeys-game]

I scream in glorious pain as the blade sinks into my genital sacs, accidently falling forward to drive the razor into Joey's already pulped shoulder, taking him right to the edge of madness. Something in my tortured mind is relishing this - something is incredibly rewarded in knowing I am responsible for the blank mindless stare, the whimpering, gasping, stammering and extreme suffering I've unleashed across Joey's features.

No idea buddy. Fancy a cold one?




Would I Lie To You? ~ Eurythmics





*runs away*

The warm rush expelled from Kylan's sac covers my hand and blade, his agonized scream bringing a smile to my face , untill he falls on the straight razor, pushing it deep into my damaged shoulder. The white hot flash that follows makes me feel as though i am indeed insane, and i babbble nonsensically to Lucifer and his minions, my mind feels frozen in time, frozen in madness untill the pain begins to recede to a dull, deep ache.. I no longer see the devil, well maybe i still do, I see Kylan, a smile on his face that covers any degree of pain he is experiencing..I smile back...

Sure, if your buying, Ill get the next one.!!
Entere Sandman, Metallica

don't be daft..
Runs with Kylan down the street to the nearest pub...

 

[Kylan]

Sweet Deceiver - Kevin Ayers

See, you didn't know what to say to make me blush again right there....it must be a curse having that silver tongue by birth

Ok...but I'm leaving the grapes over here so you can come back with me and feed them to me later....

It Ain't No Lie ~ Graham Coxon

Me?! Have a silver tongue?! But I always fail to find exactly the right words to compliment poetic visions of feminine beauty such as your glorious self...

You know something? You're one of the most confounded contrary women it's ever been my pleasure to meet...Tell you what you bring the grapes with you and you can have them as you open your pressie

 

[lovemonster]

It Ain't No Lie ~ Graham Coxon

Me?! Have a silver tongue?! But I always fail to find exactly the right words to compliment poetic visions of feminine beauty such as your glorious self...

You know something? You're one of the most confounded contrary women it's ever been my pleasure to meet...Tell you what you bring the grapes with you and you can have them as you open your pressie

Promise Me? - Beverly Craven

You do.....I must just have a natural propensity to blush whenever you're around then....damn you....

Wow, that's some compliment....I tell you what, I'll bring the grapes over as long as you feed them to me while I open my pressie....deal?

 

[Kylan]

The warm rush expelled from Kylan's sac covers my hand and blade, his agonized scream bringing a smile to my face , untill he falls on the straight razor, pushing it deep into my damaged shoulder. The white hot flash that follows makes me feel as though i am indeed insane, and i babbble nonsensically to Lucifer and his minions, my mind feels frozen in time, frozen in madness untill the pain begins to recede to a dull, deep ache.. I no longer see the devil, well maybe i still do, I see Kylan, a smile on his face that covers any degree of pain he is experiencing..I smile back...

Sure, if your buying, Ill get the next one.!!
Entere Sandman, Metallica

don't be daft..
Runs with Kylan down the street to the nearest pub...

No More Sleep For Me ~ Kiuas

*I choke loudly, feel my face flush red with pain as I vomit bile all over Joey’s hat.*

Sure thing. We’re gonna have ourselves a goddamned sweet week, my man...erm...*unwraps barbed wire gag from Joey's mouth* you wanna get that shoulder seen to before we go?

 

[Kylan]

Promise Me? - Beverly Craven

You do.....I must just have a natural propensity to blush whenever you're around then....damn you....

Wow, that's some compliment....I tell you what, I'll bring the grapes over as long as you feed them to me while I open my pressie....deal?

Be The First To Believe ~ A1

It's not my fault you're so adorable...it's yours

Sounds like a plan...

 

[lovemonster]

Be The First To Believe ~ A1

It's not my fault you're so adorable...it's yours

Sounds like a plan...

Teach Me To Trust - Dolly Parton

Damn, there you go again, will you stop already?

*grabs grapes and wanders over to Kylan* Ok....you got me here.....now what?

 

[joeys-game]

No More Sleep For Me ~ Kiuas

*I choke loudly, feel my face flush red with pain as I vomit bile all over Joey’s hat.*

Sure thing. We’re gonna have ourselves a goddamned sweet week, my man...erm...*unwraps barbed wire gag from Joey's mouth* you wanna get that shoulder seen to before we go?

Hazard To Myself, Pink

*yeah sounds like it will defn be a trip Kylan, begginning with a unique bang thats for sure!
*glad i have a hat on as you puke bile , unsteady on your feet as you regain control of your pain..
I put a steadying hand on your shoulder, which instantly makes me aware of my own shoulder..
As you unwrap the gag, my mouth bleeds freashly, hot and salty i, I almost choke on the teeth particles that fall..
yeah lets get it checked buddy and your ummm..*points* injuries also..and a shower..
We stagger down the street.....

 

[Kylan]

Hazard To Myself, Pink

*yeah sounds like it will defn be a trip Kylan, begginning with a unique bang thats for sure!
*glad i have a hat on as you puke bile , unsteady on your feet as you regain control of your pain..
I put a steadying hand on your shoulder, which instantly makes me aware of my own shoulder..
As you unwrap the gag, my mouth bleeds freashly, hot and salty i, I almost choke on the teeth particles that fall..
yeah lets get it checked buddy and your ummm..*points* injuries also..and a shower..
We stagger down the street.....

That Makes Two Of Us ~ Reba Mcentire

*puts arms around Joey's shoulder* Naawww I shouldn't worry about my lil' scratch. I lost my manhood in Iraq. Man, it was a blast out there. Did I ever show you my finger necklace?

 

[joeys-game]

That Makes Two Of Us ~ Reba Mcentire

*puts arms around Joey's shoulder* Naawww I shouldn't worry about my lil' scratch. I lost my manhood in Iraq. Man, it was a blast out there. Did I ever show you my finger necklace?

Two for the show, Trooper


If you say so buddy, the pain evident on your face..then quickly hidden again.."your finger necklace?"

how loud did they scream as you cut the fingers from them

 

[Kylan]

Teach Me To Trust - Dolly Parton

Damn, there you go again, will you stop already?

*grabs grapes and wanders over to Kylan* Ok....you got me here.....now what?

Buy Me A Pony? ~ Spiderbait

What have I done now, you glorious personification of womanhood?


Now, you know that thing you always wanted...

 

[Kylan]

Two for the show, Trooper


If you say so buddy, the pain evident on your face..then quickly hidden again.."your finger necklace?"

how loud did they scream as you cut the fingers from them

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad ~ Meat Loaf


Nawww,I used a flame thrower. That's why the fingers are a lil' bit black and singed...see? *dangles putrefying necklace under Joey's nose*

 

[lovemonster]

Buy Me A Pony? ~ Spiderbait

What have I done now, you glorious personification of womanhood?


Now, you know that thing you always wanted...

What For? - James

You're just being you. As usual. No problem

Yup....what about it?

 

[Kylan]

What For? - James

You're just being you. As usual. No problem

Yup....what about it?

Because You're So Sweet ~ Erasure

I'm no problem?! Dangit, I gotta be slipping

What was it again?

 

[lovemonster]

Because You're So Sweet ~ Erasure

I'm no problem?! Dangit, I gotta be slipping

What was it again?

Gee Baby, Ain't I Good To You? - Ella Fitgerald

You must be, you haven't made me blush in over 20 minutes now...

You remember, don't you?

 

[Kylan]

Gee Baby, Ain't I Good To You? - Ella Fitgerald

You must be, you haven't made me blush in over 20 minutes now...

You remember, don't you?

I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ~ Type O Negative


Damn phone...and no, not the type of calls that you take on your second cell

Yes, of course...I could never forget. Just wondering if you remember...

I gotta go here, gorgeous. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Try not to lead to many of us innocent guys astray won't you.

 

[lovemonster]

I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ~ Type O Negative


Damn phone...and no, not the type of calls that you take on your second cell

Yes, of course...I could never forget. Just wondering if you remember...

I gotta go here, gorgeous. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Try not to lead to many of us innocent guys astray won't you.

Who's Cheatin' Who? - Alan Jackson

LOL.....you forget, I don't have a second cell.....must be one of your other Whores of Satan

Of course I remember, it was me that told you....now are you giving me this present or not?

You have a great day too Kylan and don't be working too hard....of course I won't lead any innocent guys astray.....there are none on here

 

[Essa]

I've Been This Way Before - Neil Diamond

Oh yes, it's so handy.....don't even have to get out of bed to confess these days.....or repent.......

Interesting ~ Prince


Sounds wonderful

Afternoon